บท 271: Delusion to Get Something for Nothing Often Results in Nothing!
"It's not Zura; it's Katsura!" Katsura replied, then looked at Shinpachi and Kagura behind Gintoki, "Why are Gintoki and the others here? Why are you wearing such suspicious clothes?"
"We should be the ones asking you this!" Shinpachi and Gintoki shouted at the same time.
"Could it be..." Katsura suddenly thought of something. Then, he crossed his arms over his chest with one hand and rested his chin on the other. After a few seconds, he raised his head and looked at Gintoki in front of him with a serious expression, "Sure enough, Gintoki, you guys are also attracted by the smell of the paw pads!"
"What is the smell of the paw pads? Explain it to me, you bastard!" Gintoki said anxiously, "Does that kind of indifferent thing attract you? This is not the zoo, you bastard!"
As he said that, Gintoki suddenly noticed something. He twitched his eyes and pointed at Katsura's **** flesh ball, "Don't tell me... you mean the two pieces of silica gel on your chest..."
"As expected of the other trump card of our organization." Katsura chuckled and then raised his arms on his chest, "How?! Is it the same as the real one?!"
"What is your brain thinking?" Gintoki said angrily, "It's fine if you pretend to be a woman, but why do you have to add something like that in front of your chest? I never remember you having this kind of hobby!"
"It's not a hobby, it's a disguise!" Katsura corrected him with a serious face and then explained to himself, "The so-called disguise is to put your heart and body into it! To completely transform!"
"What you said is called transgender! "
"I didn't expect you to have some research on cross-dressing, Gintoki." Katsura nodded, "Indeed. If not for the fact that time was pressing, I would have completed the transformation of my lower body. However, time was really pressing, so I had no choice but to wear this incomplete clothing to come here."
"Who has that kind of hobby? Don't talk nonsense to me, bastard!" Gintoki shouted angrily. Then, Gintoki suddenly thought of something. He glanced at Kawaki, who was sleeping soundly on the ground. Then, his expression gradually became serious, "Don't play dumb. Zura, your target is also Kawaki, right?"
"So, as expected of the other trump card of our organization, you even noticed this?" Katsura raised the corner of his mouth and then decisively admitted, "That's right! Our purpose is to use Kawaki's power of luck every month to help us earn money to fight against Amanto!"
As he spoke, Katsura's face revealed a trace of reluctance, "Recently, the new aspiring Jouishishi recruit have lost their respect and love for the paw pads. If this continues... it will just be empty talk. So! I need more funds to lead them to a deeper understanding of paw pads! Let more people with lofty ideals know that paw pads fall in love with paw pads! ——In the zoo."
"Wait a minute!" Gintoki quickly stopped and then directly scolded, "Is your purpose just to take your men to the zoo?! Do you have to do this for the entrance ticket?! No need! There is no need to do that kind of thing at all!"
"No," Katsura looked up and said with a serious face, "If you don't clean up a house, how can you level the world? It's also applicable to replace it with paw pads. How can you talk about saving the country if you can't even love the most ordinary paw pads? Your thinking is too narrow, Gintoki!"
"Shut up, idiot!" Gintoki shouted with veins popping out, "I have never heard of that kind of thing! You just want to fulfill your own selfish desire, right?! For your own selfish desire, you let your subordinates fall in love with the things you like, right?!"
Hearing this, Katsura shook his head, sighed softly, and said slightly, "How is that possible? I am just putting myself in the shoes of this country."
"Who would believe that?!"
"But then again, Gintoki, your temper is indeed a little irritable. Is it because you are dissatisfied with your trivial life?" Katsura pretended to be concerned and then took out a registration form from his pocket, "Since you are so dissatisfied with life, why don't you take this opportunity to join us? Our Jouishishi's door is opened for people dissatisfied with life."
"Why did it turn into persuading me to join your group?"
"If you join us now, you can enjoy the seven-day intensive lecture class that I personally teach! It's the kind that is completely free!" Katsura continued, "Now, you just need to dial..."
"Shut up!" Gintoki quickly covered Katsura's mouth, "Don't advertise for me at this time, bastard!"
"I feel that the development of the matter is getting worse and worse..." Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and said without any expression.
However, at this moment, the Hyakka members who had been at the side finally reacted.
"Sure enough, your goal is also Kawaki-sama!"
"Don't even think about succeeding!"
"Even if we sacrifice ourselves, we will protect Kawaki-sama's chastity!"
"Kawaki-sama chastity is ours!"
...
Listening to the Hyakka members' words, Gintoki and the others were all silent.
After a while, Gintoki shouted with veins popping out, "Disgusting! Do you think our purpose is the kind of thing that doesn't exist anymore?! No! It is not! Is that your purpose here? Are you aiming for the lower body of that idiot?!"
Hearing this, all the Hyakka members took out their kunai.
"You are not allowed to say anything bad to Kawaki-sama!"
"What do you know about Kawaki-sama!"
"We just want to take this opportunity to see Kawaki-sama's demeanor! The demeanor of his lower body!"
"Yes, yes!"
...
Veins popped up on Gintoki's face, and he shouted loudly, "There is no difference at all! In the end, aren't you still only staring at his lower body?! There is no such chastity and so on; this idiot chastity already disappeared ten years ago! No, not only the chastity; this idiot doesn't even have morals!"
"You are not allowed to slander Kawaki-sama!"
"Even if you are Kawaki-sama's friend, you can not be forgiven!"
"Sisters, let's go!"
"We swear to guard Kawaki-sama's [Bleep—]!"
Shinpachi, 'Wait a minute, why did I hear something strange?'
Immediately after, the Hyakka members rushed toward Gintoki and the others.
"Hey, Kagura! It's your turn!" Gintoki blocked the two Hyakka and then shouted behind him.
"Gin-san..." Shinpachi, who the Hyakka members had tied up, murmured, "Because Kagura ate too much, she just went to the toilet..."
Gintoki staggered and almost fell down. Then he turned his head to look at the girl who should have been standing behind him, but in fact, it was empty. Gintoki shouted helplessly, "Why did she have to go to the toilet at this time?!"
"Gintoki," At this time, Katsura, who was also resisting the attacks, turned his head and suggested, "Why don't we cooperate! If this goes on, our goal will be impossible to complete! We can only cooperate!"
"There is no other way! It can only be like this!" Gintoki gritted his teeth and decided, "But let's make it clear beforehand! The benefits will be divided into 7:3!"
"5:5! This is my last concession!" Katsura refused to yield.
"8:2!" Gintoki shouted as he forced the two Hyakka back.
At the same time, Katsura also forced back two Hyakka and scolded Gintoki, "Is this how you bargain?!"
"9:1! My low price!" Gintoki shouted again, "In addition, as a partner, you still need to provide me with the capital for playing pachinko!"
"Aren't you going too far? Why do I have to provide the capital?!" Katsura scolded.
"If you don't agree, I will leave now!" Gintoki threatened.
"You bastard..." Katsura gritted his teeth and said word by word.
"I'll give you three seconds to consider. One, two, th..."
Before Gintoki could finish, he was interrupted by Katsura.
"I agree! Bastard!" Katsura's heart was bleeding.
"Oh my, then I should be serious." As he spoke, Gintoki's expression finally became serious. At the same time, he put the wooden sword back into his waist.
"I haven't seen it for a long time. It's the true form of the legendary White Yaksha." Katsura chuckled and sighed.
However, just as Katsura finished speaking, he felt as if he was floating in the air, "Eh? Wait a minute? What happened? It feels like I'm riding a roller coaster..."
"Watch my move!" As he shouted, Gintoki, holding onto Katsura's arms, started to spin, forcing the surrounding Hyakka members to retreat one after another.
"You... you... you... ba... bastard!" From the spinning top Katsura's intermittent furious voice came, "So... dizzy, I really want to vomit... Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."
"This is my ultimate move!" Gintoki shouted.
"We can't get close at all. What should we do?" A Hyakka member said, "There is also a vomit that is constantly being thrown out. What should we do? It smells so bad. I want to vomit too. Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."
"There's no other way. We can only guard Kawaki-sama! Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."
"You're right. That's the only way! Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."
"Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)..."
...
At the same time, when the Jouishishi members(Katsura's faction) saw this scene, they also bent down and vomited...
Looking at the group of Hyakka who surrounded Kawaki and were still vomiting, as well as Katsura's faction, who was also vomiting, the corners of Shinpachi's eyes twitched. Finally, Shinpachi couldn't hold it in and also bowed his head to vomit. Σ(´ཀ`」 ∠)...
Just at this moment, a certain woman who had been woken up by the noise came to Kawaki's room with an expressionless face. She pulled out several kunai from her bosom and threw them at the crowd. In just a few seconds, all the people present rolled their eyes and fell down...
KO!!
...
Early morning.
Kawaki woke up slowly. He sat up and stretched, "Ah~ I slept so well~."
But then, Kawaki suddenly felt that something was wrong. He quickly covered his nose and said, "So smelly!"
Then, Kawaki opened his eyes and looked at the people in the room who were sleeping with a mosaicked body. He said expressionlessly,
"Hey, did you hold a party in my room yesterday?"
(This chapter is finished)
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บท 272: A Woman's Heart Is Like Glass That Breaks With Just a Touch~
Yoshiwara, in Kawaki's room.
Kagura stood behind Kawaki and kept sobbing.
"Gin-chan said a lot of excessive things to me-aru." Kagura sobbed and said, "It's all my fault that Yorozuya's funds became tense. It's all my fault that we can't pay the rent. He also said that it's my fault that rats stole the food in the kitchen..."
In this regard, Kawaki, who was immersed in the game, had no reaction at all.
"Little uncle, did you hear what I said-aru?" Kagura continued, blowing her nose and, at the same time, wiping a large amount of snot in her hand on Kawaki's clothes.
"Ah, I heard it, I heard it, I heard it," Kawaki casually replied, his mind still completely immersed in the game in front of him.
"Gin-chan is really super excessive! He even complained that I only know how to make Tamago Gohan(literally "egg rice")." Kagura pouted, then sighed and complained, "I really don't even think about who raised him-aru."
"Little uncle, did you hear that?" Kagura looked at Kawaki again.
"Ah, I heard it, I heard it," Kawaki replied casually again.
"So, I want to stay with Little Uncle for the time being. When that idiot bows his head and admits his mistake, I will go back-aru!" Kagura murmured while gritting her teeth, "I believe that Gin-chan and the others will soon realize my importance-aru!"
"Did you hear that, Little Uncle?" Kagura looked at Kawaki again.
"Ah, yes, yes," Kawaki said casually, then turned to look at Kagura. He nodded and continued, "Speaking of which, when it comes to the final circle, I should bring two smoke bombs."
"You didn't hear me at all, did you?" As Kagura shouted, she kicked Kawaki's head into the computer monitor.
"What are you doing, Kagura-chan?" After pulling out his head, Kawaki pointed to his computer screen and complained, "This is very expensive. After it is broken, Tsukki might not buy it for me again."
"Which is more important, the game or your lovely niece's precious diamond-like girl's heart?!" Kagura shouted, "My maiden heart is also broken because of Gin-chan's words! You good-for-nothing otaku uncle!"
"Diamonds won't be broken with just a touch," Kawaki replied expressionlessly.
"What I mean is that my maiden heart is as precious as a diamond!" Kagura retorted.
"I see." Kawaki nodded with his hands crossed. Then he picked up a bottle of glue from the side and handed it to Kagura, "Then stick it. This is a super easy-to-use glue; no matter what, it sticks very firmly."
Looking at the expressionless Kagura, who was squinting her eyes, Kawaki suddenly thought of something, and a little pride appeared on his face, "Do you not believe me? Don't worry; this thing is super easy-to-use. In the past, I accidentally broke Gintoki's wooden sword. It was glued with this thing, and there was no crack at all! Until now, Gintoki still hasn't found it. "
Kagura kicked Kawaki's head into the floor with an expressionless face, and then cursed, "How can my young girl's heart be glued to this thing? Little uncle is an idiot! An absolute idiot!"
After cursing, Kagura might still feel angry. She picked up the broken computer monitor and smashed it on Kawaki.
...
At noon, lunchtime.
Hinowa smiled and looked at Kagura, holding a big wooden bowl and stuffing rice into her mouth like she had a grudge with the rice. Then she looked at Tsukuyo, who was chewing slowly, and said, "It seems that the budget for daily food should be increased a little."
"And my new gaming equipment." Kawaki, whose head was wrapped in thick bandages, raised his hand and said.
"Shut up, good-for-nothing otaku." Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki with disdain and said mercilessly.
...
After dinner, Kagura rubbed her bloated belly and burped.
"Looking at the way this child eats, she must have suffered a lot at Gin-san's place," Hinowa said with a distressed face, "After all, she is such a young girl, so she will inevitably be bullied by those men. "
Hearing this, Kawaki rolled his eyes. Bullying? Who bullied who? Kawaki did not believe that Kagura would be wronged.
"You are right." Kagura lay on the floor, "Gin-chan is really too much. Because I'm a girl, he would bully me like that. This time, I must stay here until he bows his head and admits his mistake to me-aru."
"Eh---- Is that so?" Kawaki deliberately dragged out his words.
"Women should never believe in men. This is the conclusion I came to after so many years in Yoshiwara." Hinowa said with a smile, "Especially a silver-haired naturally wavy hair and a good-for-nothing otaku."
"Wait a minute! Is this the kind of experience you have summed up in Yoshiwara over the years?!" Kawaki shouted. Then he stood up angrily and continued with indignation, "It's fine if the silver-haired naturally wavy hair is not reliable, but why add otaku?! Do you know the contribution of otaku has made to the gaming industry?! Without the support of otaku, those who work in the gaming industry would have lost their jobs a long time ago! We otaku also have a real contribution to society, okay?! Isn't it good to contribute a portion of your strength to this society?!"
"See? The otaku who don't know their own value are everywhere in this society," Hinowa pointed at Kawaki and looked at Kagura. She said bitterly, "So when you meet such a person in the future, you must keep your eyes open, Kagura-chan."
"I know!" Kagura nodded heavily.
...
In the afternoon, in Kawaki's room, Kawaki was bored to death as he lay on the floor, flipping through a Jump magazine. As for why he did not play games, it was because Tsukuyo did not agree with Kawaki's request to buy a new gaming equipment.
"Oh! The HUNTER×HUNTER has started serialization again!" Kawaki turned over the page and exclaimed, and then sighed softly, "I just don't know how long it can last this time; maybe it won't be long before it announces the suspension of publication."
"Little uncle, it's so boring..." Kagura held the remote control in her hand and lay on her side in front of the TV as she looked at the TV show in boredom, "I wonder if Gin-chan and the others are regretting it now."
As she spoke, Kagura sat up and nodded with her hands crossed, "It can't be wrong! Gin-chan must be regretting it right now-aru! With such a cute girl missing from the family, Gin-chan must be in great pain! When this pain can not be suppressed, Gin-chan will come to me with two big bags of kelp, kneel in front of me and beg me to go back-aru!"
Looking at Kagura, who was sitting fantasizing, Kawaki was a little speechless. After a long time, Kawaki sighed softly and turned to look out the window. He murmured, "It's really boring without games on a rainy day~ Well, although I don't want to, let's go and have a look."
Then, Kawaki put down the Jump in his hand, stood up, picked up his umbrella, and walked to the door, "Kagura, I'll go out for a while. If you are bored, you can go to Tsukki and the others."
"Oh..."
...
In Snack Otose downstairs of Yorozuya, Shinpachi and Gintoki were... having a party.
Shinpachi held the microphone and sang with his life as if he were letting himself go.
Gintoki, on the other hand, seemed to have encountered some kind of happy event. He was drunk and lying on the bar counter, shouting for another cup.
Kawaki, who had just pushed open the door and saw this scene, closed the door again with an expressionless face.
"I knew it would be like this..." Kawaki held his forehead and muttered, "This is bad, no, it should be terrible. What should I do now? If Gintoki doesn't admit it, Kagura will definitely not go back. Then... I will be the one to suffer! The computer has been smashed, and the next one to be smashed is maybe me. What exactly is going on?! Who can tell me!!"
At this moment, Tama, holding an umbrella and carrying a shopping bag, who had just returned from buying groceries, stood behind Kawaki and tentatively said, "Ka... Kawaki-sama?"
"Ah, so it's Tama." Kawaki turned around and looked at the person.
"What's wrong? Kawaki-sama," Tama asked, "Why is the expression on your face so grave? Did something happen?"
"Ah, the situation has indeed reached its worst," Kawaki muttered as he held his forehead.
"I see." Tama nodded, "Is it because the woman you kept outside was discovered?"
"Where did you learn these words from? No, no," Kawaki complained expressionlessly, "But the situation is countless times more serious than this! My peaceful life may be gone forever!"
"Could it be that the countless women that Kawaki-sama kept outside all secretly gave birth to Kawaki-sama's children?" Tama asked again and nodded lightly, "That is indeed a very serious matter."
"Although it sounds very serious, it is not like that at all!" Kawaki shouted, "Where did you learn those words? Can you not learn those things?"
"Then what is it?" Tama said.
Kawaki scratched his hair in frustration, "Forget it. It's useless to tell you. It has nothing to do with you. In short, after you go in, beat up that silver-haired naturally wavy hair and that glasses in human skin. The kind that only after lying in bed for a month can they recover."
"Tama understands. Although I don't know why, if it's Kawaki-sama's request, Tama will work hard." As she spoke, Tama opened the door and walked in. She bowed down at Kawaki and closed the door again.
A few seconds later...
The drunken Gintoki asked, "What are you doing? Tama? Why did you raise the table?"
Shinpachi, "Miss Tama? What's wrong?"
Following that, Kawaki heard the prolonged scream of a certain silver-haired naturally wavy hair and the cracking sound of certain glasses from Snack Otose...
"I feel much better for some reason~," Kawaki muttered.
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