(Ryoto's pov)
Mikan didn't want to get spare clothes for herself and her friends. Oh, sweet, naive summer child. You don't even know how wrong you are. Thankfully you have a very thoughtful brother that already prepared clothes for you all.
I'm also curious what will happen to Peke when Lala eats my food. Will she get somehow repelled from Lala, or will a small misfunction happen?
Today's special is breaded chicken with salad and rice on the side. Nothing special, but I guarantee the taste.
I have a little trick to make it more crispy. After you fry it on a pan, you deep-fry it as well for a short while. Before that, however, I added the necessary spices for better taste and dipped them in raw egg.
The salad was ordinary as well. Lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, paprika, and some other minor things mixed with spices and Cesar salad dressing.
While everything was ordinary, the ingredients were the best I could find, and me making them evaluated my dishes to the highs not seen in this household before.
Mikan never stripped me with her cooking, so I can assume it.
Now I focused entirely on the girls waiting for them to take a bite, but I noticed Utsu calling me to come closer with his paw, so I walked up to him.
Use: "Woof."
Ryoto: "No, the FBI is not coming. We are not even living in the USA."
Use: "Woof."
Ryoto: "What do you mean they have offices in 63 countries outside the USA?"
Use: "Woof."
Ryoto: "They even have one in Tokyo? Then why are there so many lolicons in Japan then?"
Use: "Woof. (Mystery as old as time.)"
Ryoto: "There is also a problem with the stuff. They can't have thousands of employees in just one office."
Mikan: "What are you doing, Ryoto?"
Ryoto: "Nothing. How about we start eating?"
Everyone: "Ittadakimasu."
Everyone said simultaneously, and we all took a bite of a chicken first.
One bite was enough for everyone to realize how juicy and crispy it was. It wasn't the only thing that happened because one bite was also enough for everyone's but my clothes to disappear.
They were, however, too busy to realize it as they couldn't stop moving their chopsticks. The only one who noticed something was Lala, and it was only because she knew it would happen.
Peke, on the other hand, was yeeted across the room and hit the wall.
Peke: "W-what happened?"
Ryoto: "Good question, but look at the girls, and some of your questions may be answered."
Peke looked at the earing girls and witnessed the effects of my cooking.
At the table sat three naked girls eating my food. Lala came to Peke and me to check on her little companion.
Lala: "Peke, are you alright?"
Lala sounded worried.
Lala: "It looks like we need you to get an upgrade. We don't want that to happen again."
Peke, while massaging her head, still looked confused.
Peke: "Lala-sama, what happened?"
Ryoto: "When food is really delicious, people lose their clothes. That's just common sense."
Lala nodded at my words, and Peke was forced to believe it.
Destroying people's common sense is fun. I should do it more often.
Mikan, Sachie & Mami: "Thanks for the food!"
Ryoto: "Glad that you liked it, but you should probably dress up."
Mikan: "What do you m-!!!?"
She looked down, seeing that the only piece of cloth on her was her white panties. She then looked at her friends who were in the same situation as her.
The scream of three little girls filled the house.
Ryoto: "Clothes are behind you if you want to dress up. You could also stay naked if you want."
Embarrassed, they turned away from me, showing their backs, and quickly put on prepared clothes.
Mikan: "What did you do?"
Ryoto: "I made you a dinner."
Mikan: You know what I mean."
Ryoto: "But I literally just made you a dinner."
I explained the same thing I did to Peke, and of course, Mikan didn't believe it.
Ryoto: "If you want, you can watch me cook next time, and Rito will become our guin- I mean our tester."
Mikan: "Did you want to say guinea pig?"
Ryoto: "No..."
The dinner fun was fun. I mean for me. Mikan was annoyed at me, but it was worth it. She won't be mad at me for long anyway.
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The next day after the usual night of lovemaking with Lala, Mikan still was a bit angry at me, but I had a secret weapon up my sleeves.
Headpats.
I also apologized to her. I did it because it was my fault in the first place, and I used her for my amusement, so I didn't mind doing it. I also made her a bento which she took to school.
At first, she was suspicious about it, so she tasted it as soon as she got it, and to her surprise, she didn't get naked.
What a world where someone needs to be careful of being naked after eating. It's beautiful.
Why? Because I purposely made it tasty but not tasty enough to destroy the clothes. The fun part is the more accustomed one is to the delicious food, the more difficult it is to destroy the clothes because they develop some kind of immunity to it.
Why it's the fun part. Because I have the reason to improve my cooking even more.
In school, nothing happened.
Risa tried to guess why Utsu hit every girl and Ren yesterday, and her answer was that he targets only girls and Ren is secretly one as well, which is wrong.
Today is my workday because I will go to my and Zastin manga office. We will discuss the next chapter of 'The Spectacular Spider-man'. While I could write the story by myself and give it to Zastin to draw but hearing suggestions from him sometimes helps to improve the story.
Zastin is very experienced in battles, so he can write battle scenes, and he helps me improve them. Sometimes even Jugemu is present during our meetings, but usually, he works part-time while not being Zastin's assistant.
He said that he sends money to his family, but how does it work? I doubt that Earth's currency works on other planets. Maybe he buys something of value on Earth, and then he sends the items to his family.
Never mind that I should focus on the story for one. We don't need to write chapter 1 as the one-shot works as chapter 1, and we didn't need to change anything with it, so we focused on chapter 2, but while we were discussing what we should do, Jugemu slammed open the door looking stressed out.
Jugemu: "Help. my sister is coming!"
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