บท 47: Incoming

The two of us stood face to face from eachother, Hela and Volgtag, I and Siff, Gaia and Hogun, Fandral and Thor.

Without thinking, Thor rushed in and Hugged his friends. He squeezed them tightly, "I have never been happier to see anyone..."

"We are here to bring you home Thor.."

Thor looked down at this, "I am afraid I am not...ready to home yet...My friends..."

Sif eyes widened in shock, "Thor...what are you saying?"

"I do not have my hammer," Thor replied, "which means I cannot come home as I do not have the strength that I had once wielded, I am but an average Midgardian now..."

"A Midgardian, with the strength of an Olympic athlete." I added helpfully, "Which isn't much but it is still something to be thought about."

"And just who are you?" Sif asked, "Who are you indeed~" Voltagg grins lustfuly as he oogles Hela and Gaia, my fists clenched sightly, as he Saunders over to them..."

"Hello my Dears~ I-"

CRACK!

"EEEEEEEEEEE~

The Asgardian males winced, as Hela kneed him in the balls resulting in a loud crack, Gaia smiles, "Hello dear~ she says back cheerfully as well like nothing happened, "how are you this fine evening."

He groans in pain..knees buckled, and hands covered in his balls...

Thor shook his head, as he too winced at the impact "My friends....I'd like to introduce you to Kakarot Lady Gaia and, Hela, Hela is my sister and Kakarot's wife...."

"Thor...did you hit your head here coming to Midgard?" Fandral asked, "Not only does she not look anything like you, no offense, it is all common knowledge that you only have one Sibling..that is Loki."

Thor smiled, "Indeed...."

Sif glanced in between Hela and I, she looked disapointed. I shook my head, 'Sorry Sif..Hela beat you to it, and I will take her over you anyday, your 5 out of ten, Hela is a 100 out of ten.'

Suddenly the sound of screaming catches everyone off guard..."Shall we go then?" Hela asked, "Who do you think it is?"

"Loki." Thor and I muttered at the same time, we glanced at each other.

"Go deal with the civilians..." Thor nodded, "I'll handle this."

"Who are you to demand orders of Thor Mortal?" Sif asked, I ignored her, her eyebrow twitched...fool, he thinks just because he is very attractive..and is married to Thor's sister..he can do whatever the in the nine hel's he wants!

"Sif!" Thor growls, "What you must understand, is that Kakarot is no ordinary mortal, so please treat him with respect."

"But...Thor?" All of his friends where stunned, this was not the Thor they remember...

"I..." At his look, she glanced back at Thor then back at Me, Who raises his forearms and clenches his fist, "Alright! It has been far to long since I fought someone other than my family!"

Her eyes admittedly lingered longer onto those muscles of his as they squeezed perfectly while he clentched. Sif shook her head.

"I agree with you my dear." Hela said with a dark smirk on her face, as she steps up cracking her knuckles Hela was pulled to the side, My smirk growing, "Sorry dear, this one is mine."

I took a step only to be pulled to the side by hela, I looked up at Hela in surprise as she smirks at me, "Sorry dear..but this one is mine..."

"I agree with you dear." I pulled her aside, "Another time," I smirked in the distance..."This one is mine."

I took a step Backward only to faceplant into the ground, I look back up to see Hela with a smirk on her face, grabbing my ankles with my legs raised in the air, "sorry dear..." She spun me around before flinging me off. I disappeared and put her in a headlock..

She struggled to break free..."My beloved husband.." she said sweetly, "Yes dear?" I asked with a smug smirk, "Hela raised her elbows before she flipped me over Judo style and slammed me into the ground.

"I win." she said. She took a step but before she could I raised two fingers from where I laid, Sparks of magic shot from the two fingers and shot towards Hela...condencing into a small whip shape. It wrapped around Hela and before I yanked Hela who let out an adorable yelp before she was yanked behind me.I slowly got up from the small crater which was laid.

I put my foot onto it causing orange sparks to fix the crater in a matter of seconds.

"Alright." My fist slammed into my palm, "Let's do this."

I side-stepped just in time as a bolt of lightning peirced the ground beside me

Hela swayed towards me Hammer in hand, spinning like lightning...

If you could see the surprised faces of thors faces...it was priceless

"Yo...how...impossible!" Sif spluttered, as sheand the rest of the Warrior three's jaw dropped at the sight before them, Thor...no..it was Hela...she was carying Thor's hammer, with all of his powers..."

"Well...I'll be.." Fandral muttered, I grinned at her as I got in a turtle hermit stance, I memorized this from my memories as a Dragon ball fan.

"Bring it on Hela!" I smirked at her...

"Or...we could not do this and we both could fight together?" Gaia suggested, "How about a friendly couple's competition, "Whoever destroys the threat the fastest wins."

Hela and I exchanged glances, before we both smirked, the next thing you know we both vanished leaving only afterimages of us in our wake.

This might turn out to be a disappointment, but this is a competition after all, although I do love my wife to death, no way in Hela was I letting my wife win."

Gaia followed after them.

The Warrior three and Sif stares on with wide-eyes, "Thor...just who are these mortals?" Voltaggs finally asked after he gathered himself together.

Thor closed his eyes and simply chuckled.