บท 30: [9.2] Must Maintain the PG-13 Rating
After he left, I pulled my wand out from my sock. I waved my wand and the room was instantly cleaned. I flicked my hair and put my wand back in my sock before collapsing on the large bed. I sprawled out happily, "Wow… This bed is far better than the one I had in my other world."
Zephyr made sure we were alone. Suddenly with a *poof* he changed from a fox back into his real demonic form. I sat up in bed as my mouth dropped at his appearance. Before me was a half-naked adult man with stunningly good looks and a superb body. My nose started bleeding as I watched him stretch out.
He spoke lazily, "Ugh… It feels so good to stretch out. Being in all that fur is too restrictive. I just want to let my skin breathe."
I covered my nose and shook my head quickly, "Nope! NOPE! Not allowed!"
He looked at me quizically, "Eh? What's not allowed!"
I was still tired and irritated from climbing all those stairs in this childlike body. Seeing him as an adult, and a very good-looking one at that, filled me with resentment. I glared at him, "You are not allowed to look like THAT!"
At least not when I look like THIS!
Zephyr still didn't catch on to my meaning, "Eh?! EH!? Like what?"
I clenched my teeth and snapped my fingers. I used my power as his "owner" to forcefully change his form. A dark cloud started circling around him.
He shouted, "EHHHH!? WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
The smoke completely encompassed him.
When it finally dissipated, a small boy around my age was left standing. His skin color was normal and he had short black hair with a single silver streak in it. On top of his head were two fluffy cat-like ears.
He checked out his body in a panic, "M-My body!! What happened to my body?! YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
I sneered, "If I can't be an adult, then you can't."
He spat his tongue out at me, "It's not my fault humans lack the ability of transfiguration!"
I looked away arrogantly, "Wouldn't it be weird to have an adult man following me around looking like that? We would stick out too much. Not to mention the kind of things people would say. This is much better."
"IT'S NOT BETTER AT ALL!"
I ignored him, "Now all you need is a shirt and REAL pants."
He hissed at me, "You can turn me into a small boy, but you will NEVER get me to wear a shirt."
I chuckled darkly, "Watch me."
I rushed down the stairs and found the Headmaster. I shouted, "Do you have a shirt and pants that will fit my cat?!"
His face twitched, but he didn't question me. He pulled out a shirt from his closet and raised it.
I shook my head, "It needs to be smaller."
He waved his wand and it shrunk.
I shook my head, "Smaller."
He kept shrinking it until I nodded, "That's it."
I grabbed it from him and rushed back up the stairs. I held out the shirt to Zephyr who had his arms crossed. I motioned to it, "Put it on."
He hissed at me, "Never."
"Put. It. On."
He stuck out his tongue, "Go suck a-"
I snapped my fingers and he froze. I walked over and put the button-up shirt on him. I looked at the pants, then back at him. I flinched in slight embarrassment, "Excuse me…"
"You're a god d*mn freak monster."
I ignored him and put the pants on. I flicked my hair in annoyance, "I hate dressing children."
He shouted indignantly, "I am not a child! I'm over a thousand years old you nasty hag!"
I laughed haughtily, "You could have fooled me. You clearly look like a child."
He sneered at me, "If I am a child because I look like one, then what does that make you?"
My face twitched, "...Just for that I am even going to button the top button."
His face contorted furiously, "You know, as soon as you unfreeze me I am going to just rip it all off."
I snickered darkly, "I'd like to see you try."
I snapped my fingers once more, freeing him from the freezing spell I had put him under. He smirked and immediately tried to rip off the shirt…
...However, it didn't budge.
He frowned and pulled harder.
And harder.
And harder.
He ripped at it until he was rolling on the ground, "WHY ISN'T IT COMING OFF?!"
I put my hands on my hips, "Magic dumba**."
After attempting to get it off with no success, he glared at me. "WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?!"
"Kill you? Why are you being so dramatic? It's just a button-up shirt."
"IT'S CHOKING ME!!!"
"...It's just a shirt."
"Evil a** trashy gross disgusting-"
I rubbed my forehead, "Why do you only know how to swear? Don't you know any regular words?"
He stopped flailing around and glared at me with an evil expression. He crossed his arms and taunted me spitefully, "By the way, you've got blood on your dress."
I raised an eyebrow and looked down at my dress covered in blood from my nosebleed. I suddenly felt lightheaded.
My body began to sway.
My voice came out sounding like it was in slow motion, "Oh… That's… Not good."
I collapsed onto my bed and fainted. Zephyr walked over to me and noticed I was unconscious. He flicked my forehead, "You b*tch."
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