บท 13: The Lolimancer
I gaze upon the death God, as she states a fact that I was sure nobody but Asura and myself should know, but yet she found out by a mere glance.
"It would seem that I was right, you are indeed part Shinigami, while been part spirit but at the same time your also part human well only 8% of you that is, how is this even possible though, don't tell me you were created by artificial mean, no your Shinigami side is too potent and complex to stem from artificial means that and no I can't jump to conclusion just yet."
I was left silent by her knowledge; how did she know all this? truly this woman is coated in many mysteries, the only think I know about her is the fact that she is the God of death, or maybe just a divine spirit, truly though, what are divine spirits anyway?
I began to ask this question in my head many times, but I couldn't focus on it for too long reason be the death God kneeled before me as she took her only arm and place it upon my head.
Trying to do something, but she opened her eyes wide in shock as she began to ask me a weird question.
"That weird you're like an empty book, why can't I see your past memories?"
She asks completely bewildered at her failure to use her mind magic she has master over her eons of training, right away I took offense to this and slap her only hand off my head, as I slowly stand up and gave her an annoyed look with the lower half of my face clearly saying.
I'm not taking this shit anymore.
My covered eyes met with her crimson red eyes, as I brushed myself off and spoke.
"Look, it's one thing to forcefully bring me here, and it another thing to forcefully read my memories without my permission, what the hell is your problem?"
The death god gave me a deadpan look, or more so, a neutral look as she sighs in slight annoyance and said while looking at me with a slight killing glare, which seems to be her normal way at looking at others.
"We're really doing this boy?"
"What do you mean we're really doing this, you kidnaped me and attempt to peek into my memories, without even asking me, this is a clear violation to rights woman."
"Rights you say, hmmm I see, well then can I peek into your mind then? is that better!? are you happy now that I ask you permission? because honestly, I don't have the time, nor do I care to make the time to even care to ask you anything, but here I am asking you if you are happy, you must be happy, I took my precious time to ask you something."
"The hell, why do you even want to peek into my memories."
"Because you are a hybrid that shouldn't exist why would I not question your existence."
"What do you mean I shouldn't exist?"
"And you're dumb too, it's common knowledge you know."
"Did you just call me dumb, hahaha.. What a laughable woman you are, I will have you know I could learn thing faster than your pleb brain could even comprehend."
"And I can kill you faster than you can utter your next word."
"..."
Upon those words I took a temporary retreat to our little battle of insults, reason be, this legal loli wasn't lying he can indeed kill me faster than I can say a next word to her but still that fact still remain this woman is really unbearable to even be around with.
She then began to unfold her long as tail and began floating off the ground as she sat upon it and placed her single arm under her chin and made a smug smile, that was equally teasing and equally annoying from my end as she said.
"Fufufu... cat got your tongue boy."
Right away veins were slowly emerging from my head as I couldn't hold back my tongue anymore and I spoke.
"Yeah, you're the fucking annoying cat that got my tongue."
"Oh, but you chose to stay quiet on your own accords did you not?"
"Didn't you threaten me that you were going to kill me."
"Oh, did I?"
"YES, YOU DID, YOU FORGETFUL BITCH!"
I scream at the top of my lungs, clearly getting piss off by this god damn cat girl
But to my annoyance she smiled it off and spoke.
"Oh, I seem to have forgotten, you see I don't have a great memory for things that are below me."
It was at that moment I unconsciously brought forth a micro nuke, or the two black boxes in my hand, and hid it behind me praying to Asura as I said.
"Don't drop the nuke on the cat girl."
"Don't drop the nuke on the cat girl."
"Don't drop the nuke on the cat girl."
(A/N): I want to make Prada and Subaru relationship one where they settle things with violence because like a wise man once said your just not using enough of it to solve your problem, that and they both believe in gender equality so yeah just a slight head up
But thank the good heavens I managed to restrained myself as I unsummoned it back, and look towards the girl and breath in slowly, it was clear this woman was enjoying this insult battle between us more than me in every shape and form.
So as the intelligent person I am, I gaze upon her as I ask with a cold look, and asked my question.
"Enough of these childish banters tell me what exactly do you want from me, and what is your purpose for bringing me here, I know for a fact this place isn't normal."
"Tsk your no fun."
Said death god who had clear irritation plaster on her face as she began to speak.
"Why I brought you here is simple, all I want from you is a good time, meaning I want to have a battle to the death, but seeing that you are only about 60% Shinigami 42% spirit and 8% human, and not a full breed Shinigami, I don't expect anything much from you really."
"Really that the reason you kidnap me."
"Yap."
"Tried to read my mind."
"Mhm."
"Brutally threaten my life, and took it for a joke right after."
"Pretty much."
Spoke death God as she maintain a deadpan look.
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"Agh... I see... so, you have chosen death."
I then proceed to create a box of c4 as I hand death god at least ten charges.
She gave them a weird look as she pointed at them using her tail as she said.
"What are these."
I didn't turn around to answer her as I was at least thirty meters away from her as I spoke.
"First experiment can a god feel pain with modern weaponry."
"Oi boy what the hell are these th...
--Beep, Beep--
Death god glare at the beeping sound, and then.
--Booooom!--
A decent size explosion could have been seen, as small fire was lit a blaze scorching the Earth beneath, but just as I thought she survived as a figure emerge from the smoke, I instantly documented this.
Note: Owa-001 the death god, [Termination failure minor explosive are useless, further research is needed, sigh what a bitch, next plan death by nuke hopefully]
But just as I was writing down, I began hearing her voice ring in my head as a sinister laugh echoed throughout the entire place.
"Hahaha... I expect no less from a Shinigami, yes this is the only way after all."
"The only way?"
I respond confused to her previous claim as I watch her smirk sinisterly as her eyes for the first time since I met her had a tint of joy in them, so much so, it was almost as if it was the happiest moment in her life, as she responds to my previous claim as such
"Yes, this is the only way to solve internal dispute between two parties, yes violence is the only way clench your fist boy, move on forward to death itself, surpass your limit and let us enjoy destroying each other body as our blood and spirit kiss the cold soil beneath our feet, relish the memory of pain and suffering and embraced death itself for I the death God approve of all form of violence, no! I cherish the very word itself, let us crush each other to death and decide the sole victor of our argument, as I cherish a hierarchy sole on strength and strength alone."
And before I knew it, the death god was before me; her single fist was clench really tight.
I was confident air wasn't passing through it, her eyes full of nothing but glee, she was moving so fast, I didn't even have time to react, and in an effort to counter I summon fort a giant truck, to block the attack.
But that didn't end well at all, because as her fist touched the armored plate of it, there was no explosion nor was there no dramatic destruction of the land, no what I saw before me could only be describe as death and destruction itself.
Because as soon her fist touches it, the vehicle itself vaporizes to nothing but ashes, this shocks me, it was almost as her fist exists for nothing but destruction and destruction alone.
Her body glows an intimidating red aura, especially her fist.
It reminds me of the sun itself, just staring at it was enough to blind me, due to sheer intense heat and light it was producing.
But I didn't have time to look at it because in a last-ditch attempt to dodge that one hit that could kill me instantly, she looks up at me with her eyes beaming red with joy and anger, and her sharp shark like teeth smiling at me as if please with the result.
Right away I knew I was going to die, but thankfully in this place for some strange reason my mana regeneration is instantaneous it was abnormal in every sense of the word.
But the irony of this whole situation was the fact that I don't know any magic or grand spell I could use to attack her with so I did the only thing.
But with the amount of mana, I have now I could easily summon forth a Tsar Bomba at least once, the only problem is, I will definitely be caught up in the cross fire, so that was a big no, and yes, she was pissing me off so much earlier I didn't mind taking one for the team just to bitch slap her with the black box earlier.
So, I did the next best thing, instead of relying on pure destructive capabilities like this loli brute, no this fucking power house of a little girl, I will rely on trickery, I'm sure that even the God has their pride, I do picture them to be very arrogant.
So as soon as my feet reach the ground, I look at her, as she looks at me, she gave me a brutal and happy stare as she began speaking.
"So, tell me boy, do you see the difference in power? You can't beat me as you are now, but I have taken an interest in you for one reason only."
She spoke as she placed two fingers up and spoke.
"The first is the fact that you resemble that man, no you are a spitting image of him, if anything he was a little taller, handsomer, and just been near him give one the feeling of pure despair and anguish, I was born a God but yet I felt like nothing more than a mere pebble before his power, for many years the first defeat I have ever experience was by that man."
"Oh, how I long to meet that mysterious warrior, that suddenly disappeared from the world, but I couldn't find him no matter how hard I search, it was almost like he didn't exist in the first place at all, but now you a Shinigami suddenly appear 2000 years later, not only bearing a similar aura and race, but also a similar ability to suddenly manifest those iron chariots."
"You must be his descendant, for that very reason I need to read your mind to be sure, for my long-awaited rematch is near, I could feel it, and you boy are the key to that rematch agh... I will never forget the day when he brutally rips my arm off and stomps my head into the ground."
"And forcefully took advantage of me, as he filled my heart with despair and aguish, I watch as he humiliated me for everything that I was, not only did he seeded me and made me his play thing for another seven days straight before he was satisfied."
"He also curses me to walk to the mortal plane for all eternity, to never go all out in a fight, and to never be killed by anything, and sense other Shinigami for that reason and that reason alone I must meet the lolimancer once more, ever since he mysteriously left, my life has been nothing more than a living hell."
"I was shunned by the gods, vanquish from the heavens, my brother and sister are out to kill me for the humiliation and disgrace I brought upon them, of course I kill them before they kill me, hence the reason only the sword god and myself are the only two gods left in this godless world."
"Although I'm am nothing but a shell of my former self, I dedicated my whole life to finding the lolimancer, I don't know what he did to me but after he sexually took advantage of me and seeded me over and over again and again, I have lost a total of 99% of my original power ever since that fatal day, and seeing you possessing a similar appearance, ability, and charisma I am confident you are his descendant."
Upon hearing the death god story of how she came to be, and reason she behaves the way she was behaving towards me now; I instantly know what might have happen, as I said cursing myself slightly.
"Hahaha... Just great, I just had to [r.a.p.e] the death god and took her power, honestly, way to go me from the future, well from her perspective it was 2000 years ago, but still there must be a reason why my future self-went that far."
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