บท 6: How Amusing!
(A/N): Subaru rant alert
"What the hell was that monster!?
"I have only been in this world for a mere couple of seconds and I already run straight into a final boss type monster hahahahaha...
"My luck truly is crap."
That was the only thought going through my head as I know that I was really misfortunate to have fallen into the hands of something so atrocious to the point its mere presence gives off a revolting sensation of despair and fear.
In short, death was all that was present while one was before that thing.
But I know I couldn't stay like this for long-- since many people were looking at me as if I was some kind of maniac panicking to myself.
So, I got up and began walking and observing the place and after about exactly five minutes of playing tourist, a sudden interface pops up in front of me declaring some rather good news which heightened my spirits a little.
But as I read further down something rather shocking happens before me, almost to the point it amuses me.
[Foreign anomaly sense within the world]
[Now scanning foreign existence to re-initiate balance within the world]
[Success]
[Now attempting to reforge the foreigner existence within the worlds Od]
[Success]
[Now attempting to create a gate for the foreigner]
[Success]
[Now stabilizing race and re-establish it to the world system]
[Success]
[Your race has been established as an incomplete corrupted/divine spirit]
Upon seeing this I was shocked because, by this world standard I am considered as an incomplete divine spirit that has been corrupted for some reason.
By all mean this would make sense since my master is a demon, and judging by the fact he is a demon god I should have been given some form of divinity or something close to it.
"So it would make sense why I'm considered a divine spirit instead of a heroic spirit, but why I am labeled as incomplete one maybe it has to do with how weak I am at the moment-- but that won't be for too long I am the MC and the world equivalent of a brave but honestly speaking I rather live for myself and no one else, as my joy comes before everything else, that is the law that I set for myself, and if the people of this world make me happy they will have satisfied life along with myself."
"Make me mad a fate worse than death awaits them, truly a path to happiness that only I can understand because everyone is mere fools that will be caught in my web sooner or later regardless of what they do hahaha... how amusing!"
But as I was pondering to myself, I completely ignored the corrupted part-- reason be how am I corrupted, I simply want the finer things in life, is joy a sin maybe it is but I beg to differ.
What is so wrong in wanting joy-- I deserve it more than anyone else, after all, it is my rightful pay for being forced into a world I didn't want to be a part of in the first place.
But as these thoughts filled my brain, a second interface came before me sprouting more nonsense and actually having the audacity to disrespect me on top.
[Notice strange and never seen before divine protection has been sense within subjected]
[The world shall now delete the divine protection to bring fort balance and order]
[Failure]
[Now retrying]
[Failure]
[Now retrying once more]
[Failure]
[Due to protection coming from an entity that surpasses the od of this world the synchronization process was forcefully established so the "eyes of the player" can work properly]
[Success]
[No attempting to distribute one divine protection within the subject Od]
[Rejected]
[Now attempting retry]
[Rejected]
[Now attempting a final retry]
[Rejected]
[Notice the world reject you of any divine protection due to your dark nature that is akin to that of the ten evils of the world]
When I saw this, I could only despair at how hated I am, the world flat out rejected me from getting any of those sweet ass divine protection that I have been studying about as of lately, within the book of truth.
No, it literally denied me of it in its entirety, what a bitch mother nature can be.
That was the only thought I had going through my head, as I'm forced to witness the unfairness of the world play out before me, hell even the weakest divine protection would have made me satisfied and felt welcomed.
But you know what I was thinking at this time and moment, the answer was very clear to me, it was the very conclusion I had to come to from the very begging, so I should expect this, but regardless of this misfortune, I didn't need the help of my biggest enemy which was the very world itself.
After all, life is fair to no one as it all depends on luck in the very end-- since we can't choose what genders we wish to be, nor can we choose who our parents are from birth, hell one can't even choose when it's their time to die.
If this isn't slavery to fate then I don't know what it is.
And now that I actually took the time to think about it from a philosopher's point of view, it kind of pisses me off to no avail-- even making me have the urge to fuck it over.
"No, I have to fuck it over, why should I spare something that tries to violate my freedom and choices, who does the world think it is to reject a chosen one such as myself, after all, I have long decided that I will live a satisfying life without the constant interruption of fate and it twisted games after all Asura said I should be more prideful and prouder of my feet and that is exactly what I will do."
"That why for that very reason fuck the world and its fate, because from what I'm seeing the very world itself has no idea what is good for itself in any way whatsoever, truly it amuses me to no end, so much so, I could die of laughter right where I stand."
"How amusing indeed, why should I take my most dignified self and bow before the worlds will, when I'm simply trying to save it from its inescapable demise, if anything this world should be grateful, it should be thankful, and it as hell should be very honored to house my very presence within itself."
"Why you ask!? isn't obvious because I am esteem and honored existence chosen by something far greater than this world and every other world ahead of this one, and the one ahead of that one as well."
"Yet it dares reject me truly this Is amusing, really amusing, funny, laughable, mirthful, chucklesome, entertaining, comical even, so much so, I'm convinced that the world is meant to be my personal jester it been doing a great job at it so far how could it not be, but enough of that everything will bend to my will in time, everything will be at my feet in time, everything will be corrected in time."
"After all, with knowledge, patience, and power my goals and end game will soon be recognized."
"After all, the world is nothing but an entertaining game to me, one that I can enjoy, one that I can play with to my heart content, a world fit and made for Natsuki Subaru convenience, I will die I know that, but so what everyone is meant to die sometime right, nothing last forever.... well, everything but me of course, even if I'm not been kept alive by my own free will or power but at least something has the proper sense to grant me immortality and a power to reset at my jurisdiction."
"Honestly whoever it may be, definitely deserves a reward from me personally, and if I find it I shall make it my favorite pawn, yes, I always had a thing for collectibles maybe I should reap a couple from this world as well, of course only those that are useful, those that are amusing, those that are entertaining-- either way they should be honored for I am the man that shall judge this word and its fate, so as we say at the begging of each match."
"Let the games begin."
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I began to continue my tour after I rant off the world and in its very being and explain to it what was going to happen in its inventible future-- but even I know I couldn't waste any more time than I already had, why you ask well it simple.
"I have been summoned here without a goal in mind, of course, It's not like I would have followed it from the very beginning, this is my story and no one else but with that aside I need to establish three things if I want to assure my survival."
"I will need to formulate a stable income, a decent base of operation, and gather some rather useful pawns if I want to make it in this foreign world, I have zero knowledge of."
"Thankfully though, after the world properly synchronizes my divine protection of the "Eyes of the Player" I got access to a rather useful ability which allows me to see the potential of people even with my blindfold on."
"It's kind of weird actually it's not really seeing their potential but more like seeing their levels and classes, it's kind of good since I more or less am seeing what may or may not be a potential threat to me as a whole."
I look to my right just see to see a group of mercenaries and see where they stand in terms of power and classes.
The first one I saw was a giant bulky beast man the look like a horrendous combination of a hyena and a frogman that took a humanoid form.
Something straight out of the nightmare of young children if you ask me, but apart from that, he stood at least 6'6 his body structure was that of a frogman but he had yellow and black fur along with the head of the hyena and even a tail and claws of a hyena.
But if you look closely his leg was awfully long like they could bend and jump at great heights, he carried a ranged weapon-- it seems to be a crossbow-like weapon.
And when I look at his potential or as I call it "basic introduction" I could see he was rather experienced adventure despite his ugly ass appearance that could make me vomit right on the spot.
But I composed myself I wouldn't allow myself to vomit before a crowd, so I held the urge in and looked at the thing above him which seems to be organized words stacked upon each other like mini-interfaces
But this was what I see floating above his head.
[Name: ???]
[HP: 123/145]
[Lvl: 10]
[Class: Archer]
It was basically just the four initial words which were "name" that was labeled in gray most likely because I don't know it, "hp" was labeled green, while "lvl" was labeled blue, and "class" was labeled "red".
"Truly this world operates just like a game how amusing I like it; it has only been fifteen minutes or so since I was summoned here and it already entertains me."
But I didn't stop there.
I further observe this specimen, why you ask well it is simple knowledge and information is a powerful thing and if you have enough of it you are practically unstoppable if you know how to utilize that knowledge of course.
So, I began to take out "The Book of Truth" while I use Hinokagutsuchi to bring forth a drawing kit, why you ask well it simple this specimen biology intrigue me, so I shall study it from afar.
And as I opened the book of truth to a blank page, I began to use the sealed power of my eyes which was kind of scary.
"I literally have no experience in drawing but for some reason, my eyes could perceive it outline and perfectly replicate its exterior and interior outline on the page perfectly as if it was the real thing itself."
I began to use x-ray vision as well and honestly it biology was weird three livers, sixteen pairs of rib cages, and a bulky heart that was at least three times bigger than that of a human, but despite its animal tendencies, it derives more to that of a human than that of an animal.
"Interesting."
That was all I could say at that moment, why couldn't I.
After all, I have all this foreign knowledge before me ready to be learned and used by me to further my goal and satisfy my ambitions.
To these people, it might be a common thing, but to me, this was like a world of foreign amusement a world that needed to be studied-- if I was going to be its rightful ruler, I needed to know everything about it, even the biology of this ugly beast was entertaining.
But after I finish observing it my interest derives elsewhere this time I watch a rather voluptuous female, yes this seems to be a knight reason be she was wearing something rather elegant and had a sword to her side.
I have seen few of these people with the same attire, patrolling different sectors of the street, these peoples all seem to be wearing the same kind of uniform while carrying a sword to their sides, automatically I came to a conclusion that they were probably some kinds of law enforcement of this world, and if we're going with the cliche and boring aspect of a fantasy world most likely knights, truly this world was too easy to read, it tastes was bland and speaks for itself.
One can clearly see she was a professional-- as her attire marks that she carries herself professionally, trying to hide her rather firm breast and curves, in the other world she can definitely pass as a model.
She had blue hair which I found rather interesting, in the world I came from we had nothing but the bland and boring color of simple black, blond and red, with few exceptions of having white hair, at least some people try to be creative and dye their hair.
Something worth praising at least they know what they want in life, but enough of them they are insignificant to even talk about, much less to mention right now as the main focus was this woman before me.
She was E-cup at least, her curve was well hidden due to uniform but it couldn't fool my eyes, I could see it all, I even take the pleasure of peeking at her underwear.
I know, call me a pervert if you want, but honestly, this is just me observing a potential collectible or pawn for my future endeavors, I must distinguish the quality of such prey.
When I looked further, she was wearing what appears to be black laces for underwear, truly something that doesn't match her knightly attire at all but damn the view was splendid.
"How entertaining she could make a great dancer or even a prostitute with a body like that."
But I didn't stare long, instead, I took out the book of truth and began drawing her while paying closer attention to her basic level and class.
[Name: ???]
[HP: 256/256]
[Lvl: 13]
[Class: Saber]
"I see, so she is stronger than the fury toad despite her short stature and lack of muscle... hmm interesting."
From there I began to use my x-ray vision to see through her organ, she was without a doubt a human which made her a perfect specimen to see how different Earth humans are from this world humans.
And after closer inspection, I noticed that these humans were not anything special, their biology is the same as ours, but it was clear that they were more physically privileged than the ones back on Earth.
Sadly, though I couldn't compare them to magus back on Earth reason be I didn't get the opportunity to see how strong a magus is upfront despite the fact that my mother is one as well, but then and again I feel as my mother could still kill this woman with little to no effort at all.
But after I finished observing and drawing my second specimen in the book of truth, I decided to go elsewhere.
I needed to see more, I had to see more, this word was really entertaining, there was a lot to study and a lot of things to keep me entertained.
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--1 hour later--
"Who do that guy think he is, I grace my presence before that green-headed bastard even asking him what this weird fruit that resembles apple are, but yet he chases me from his stand because I lacked income truly an idiot if I have ever seen one, no manners at all but anyways I manage to steal one, now it's time for yet another test."
"I have no time for trivial things, nor do I have no time for idiots like those, I need as much knowledge as possible so let us commence the first test on this otherworldly apple."
I took a great bite at the apple, sweetness attacks my taste buds-- but amazingly it look like an apple both the interior and the exterior, but yet it tasted like a pineapple while the texture was that of a strawberry.
"Interesting, truly interesting."
An as usual I document the Apple or the Appa in the book of truth thankfully the book of truth had infinite pages, but the exterior and interior were that of a normal diary truly the book of truth itself was an anomaly that break the law of physics in every sense of the word.
But its greatest function was the fact that it tells me what I want to know either upfront or in the form of riddles and poems, and once it answers a question of mine it documents the answer permanently within itself.
While at the same time the very book itself was like a giant archive waiting to be filled with new knowledge truly this was a magnificent gift from Asura.
It truly suits me as I'm the type that utilizes every bit of information that lies before me.
But after I drew the Appa inside the book of truth and put some theories about its composition I then placed back the book of truth inside my cloak as I wanted to test some things about myself.
What exactly, it's simple I simply wanted to see the power off my death gamble ability, I'm not in my original world so the risk of putting my parent in danger is no more, because honestly speaking I have no love for this world whatsoever.
"Now then let see where I should go... agh... yes that ally way would be a great spot, as it has some rather great and comfortable looking stairs where I can sit and drift off into my thought is located while being covered by the shade, that and the fact that I'm being followed by some rather annoying hood rats that have been following for some time now, it would make the perfect place to hide some bodies as well."
I said all this as I watched the map feature that my divine protection gave me, and all the places that were greyed out were becoming brighter with each step I took, signifying that I'm covering more ground as I walk.
I see blue lights which were normal civilians and red lights which were enemies and from what I'm seeing my map label these three idiots as enemies honestly, I can't see them as being intimidating at all, why you ask well it's simple their introduction speaks for themselves.
[Name: ???]
[HP: 43/43]
[Lvl: 2]
[Class: null]
_____________
[Name: ???]
[HP: 63/63]
[Lvl: 2]
[Class: null]
_____________
[Name: ???]
[HP: 86/86]
[Lvl: 3]
[Class: null]
_____________
Meanwhile, I summon a small mirror and I look at myself in it, I look rather out of place my very appearance made me stand out, after all, my hair was so white it was inhumane even to people who live in a fantasy-like world like this one.
I often got people looking at me with a rather discriminating view, for what reason I do not know nor do I care to be honest.
That and the fact that I was wearing a face mask which was probably not a style that is not often seen in this world but I dig it the looks alone just come to show that I'm different and unique from these common entertainments.
"Enjoy the view."
That was all I could say in my voice because truly this was amusing to me.
I don't know why or when it started but for some reason from ever since I came here, I find this world nothing but amusing entertainment almost as if this was some custom-made high-tech full dive VR video game that was created just for me and me alone.
Was my view on the world twisted, honestly, I don't know, nor could I understand?
It was as if I was slowly losing what remnants of humanity I have left in a whole, even some of my emotions felt like I was being warped to fit my new existence as an apostle.
But honestly, it didn't bother me in the slightest, I welcomed it more than I think I should but then and again this was the path I decided to walk, a path where I am free from the influence of everything that is around me, a path where I'm free to do whatever I want and however I want, good or evil it means nothing to me because sooner or later even those concepts will bend to my will.
But enough of that the real reason I created the mirror was that I wanted to take a look at my personal introduction and from what I'm seeing those three rats didn't stand a chance, because my number was bigger than theirs.
If anything, this was going to be a one-sided massacre.
And with that said I gave myself one last look at my introduction as I smile menacingly and said with the greatest joy I can muster in my tone.
"Subarsashii."
[Name: Subaru Natsuki]
[HP: 500/500]
[Lvl: 1]
[Class: Foreigner]
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