บท 1: the only chapter to ever exist

"Kachow" lightning mcqueen yells as he oils in her tailpipe and she says "wont i get preggo from your thick black oil" lightning mcqueen thinks to himself and he says "dont worry we'll abort it" the night goes on as they cuddle in their garage the stars in the sky and the crickets making beautiful noises and shining glimmers. They wake up the next morning oil everywhere and he realizes he made a mistake and speeds off leaving her pregnant with a kid he did not want. (About 12 months later) lightning mcqueen finally returns to town as he feels he's ready to show his face there again,he goes by his old garage and hears crying from babies and he doesnt like that so he then proceeds to blow the children the fuck up and killed everyone in town the end.