บท 64: Part nine - Once, a liar, a cheater and a deciver met 15/??
The puzzled girl looked down and ... Zoro, Johnny and Yosaku weren't so keenly interested in the landscape around them without reason , so Luffy was the only one of all the guys whom Nami's fist, which looked extremely painful, hit with his muzzle to the ground. The girl's colorful bikini, and without any additional loads, barely coped with its task of protecting Nami's chastity, so the explosion did not leave a piece of cloth a single chance. And, taking into account that from the clothes of the orderly smoky Yosaku there were only one pants and boots burned in many places, and Johnny looked almost an exact copy of him, the girl mercilessly shook her captain out of his colorful shirt, so his favorite acid color. Zoro's green, baggy, absolutely tasteless robe, the girl would not wear even if the alternative was to go completely naked. On the other hand, except for a T-shirt, she didn't need anything else - her jeans were not damaged at all.
- Why the hell did you hit me? - holding his head while sitting on the ground and watching Nami put on the shirt she had just taken off him, Luffy asked her.
- For watching, - one by one buttoning up the buttons, the girl answered.
- What the fuck, viewing? Yes, you change clothes with us almost every day, not to mention trips to joint baths!
- Dressing up, and baths are not counted, - Nami snorted slightly, putting her hands behind her head and straightening her hair. - Here and now, the cost of viewing for you is two hundred million ... by the way, boys, do not think that I did not notice how you squint, but so be it, for trying to appear gentlemen, I will only charge you a hundred million ... And what is this? - as the girl put on Luffy's shirt, she immediately felt a solid object in the front pocket of her shirt. - Notebook? - the girl said incredulously, taking the mentioned book out of her pocket, wrapped in a skillfully made leather case.
- I recently came up with this! - Luffy happily immediately jumped to feet, instantly forgetting both the blow and the money ... or just pretended to forget. - I realized that sometimes I forget about some amazing idea that came to my mind if too much time passes. Therefore, now, in order not to forget about them even after a few years, I decided to start writing them down, - the guy said, not hiding pride in himself.
Johnny and Yosaku were petrified at once, staring at the notebook in Nami's hands with eyes like she was holding the key to the gates of Hell on earth. And it cannot be said that they were so badly wrong. It is not for nothing that people say that each person has their own Hell, so a detailed description of their personal Hell was the very place in Luffy's notebook.
- What is written in this damn book? - Zoro literally turned gray.
However, the swordsman did not need to say anything, Nami was already unbuttoning the fastener with her fingers trembling with fear.
- Have you ever been told that delving into other people's things is not good? - Luffy asked, but was predictably ignored.
Now all his family cared only about the contents of his notebook. And, as it turned out very quickly, it was not unreasonable to care. A total of thirty items were found in the book, most of which were empty. True, this did not bring much joy to anyone. Because "most" did not mean "everything" at all. Nami, in a slightly broken voice, began to read the contents of the book aloud:
- Not to forget!!! - this is how the title read, and then, one after another, the points followed: - Point one: Test the accelerated awakening of haki on a new family member ... Point four: destroy some secret organization (Baroque Works will come down) ... Point six: Declare war on the World Government (Do not forget to thank Johnny for the idea) ... Point ten: Rob the Big Bank (I always dreamed of!) ... Point eleven: Find the Golden City (Emerald or Diamond will also work) ... Point twenty-seven: Arrange a war with the Marines (I will show this later to the old goat, how to offend the little ones! "War Hero" mazafaker!) ... Point twenty-eighth: To smash all the Shichibukais, Admirals and Yonko (Only I in this world have the right to be called "Great Power"!) ... Point twenty-nine: Kill the entire World Nobels (Damn bastards, no one dares to cross my path, and then stay alive!) ... Paragraph thirtieth: Become the Pirate King (So that, then, it was not boring).
- We're all dead, - Zoro was the first to break the silence. If at first the swordsman still looked worried, by the end of the list his expression became slightly melancholic. Like a person who has finally come to terms with his fate, therefore, having found peace of mind. - I just don't understand why the passes? - He asked Luffy.
- The faster you can implement, the less the point, - the guy explained graciously. - The title of the Pirate King awaits me only at the end of the Grand Line, therefore it is the very last on the list.
- What for in general was to record this? - Yosaku asked, puzzled.
- Yeah, like you might think you can forget about something like that, - Johnny supported him.
The guys, like Zoro, preferred to put up with it. What other choice did they have? If Luffy went so far that he decided to write down some of his ideas just for the sake of not forgetting about them, then he will definitely not be able to convince him on these points. It is impossible to kill. It's impossible to run. Suicide? Then it's better to leave nicely ... let's say, fighting three Admirals or Yonko at once. At least the people will not forget such events for a long time. Swimming with Luffy, willy-nilly, you start looking for pluses even where it is almost impossible to find them.
- Who can guarantee that I will never forget about it? - Luffy answered with a question. - What if we stumble upon some fruit that can erase all our memories? And what are we going to do then? However, now, if this does happen, then hop! And here it is, my little book, with a list of all the planned events. And most importantly, everything is so detailed. There won't even be a need to recall memories. Speaking of that ... Nami, give me my book here. - Luffy pulled his notebook out of his weak fingers, a completely motionless girl. - I have to write it down before I forget, - the guy said, pulling out a stub of pencil from behind the ribbon on his straw hat. - Point five: Dress up as a marine, and arrange a hunt for your own family ... Point Fifteen: Find a decomposing zombie or a zombie skeleton in your family (If they are stupid and will not give in to training, you can shove them into glass coffins and hang along the sides of the ship) ... Yeah, that's it. I won't forget now. Then I'll circle it with a pen with indelible ink, so as not to blur from water or something.
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