บท 87: Kingslanding
283AC 8th month (MCs POV)
Approximately at 9am someone had decided to start banging a large bass drum just in-between Alan's ears as his eye opened slowly on the room he was in.
ohh.... it's my favorite and dedicated subordinate Ser Claw Harklight( AN: I changed his subordinates last name because this one sounds more Cool).
The former Stormlander squire of mine is banging my door with no tomorrow. The good news was, I was in a bed, the bad news was I couldn't remember getting into said bed, it's not like I don't remember anything... I do, it's the same King sized bed I grown to love past two months. But I just can't really recall much anything else from the night before after I bought the bottle of hard drink off one of the castle staff. The drink had a bite to it( maybe from Aegon 4th era), and burnt like the hob of hell going down, but it had done the job and from what Alan couldn't remember, it meant that at least for a few hours I had gotten My collective thoughts, doubts and fears to piss off.
'Of course' I thought as I slowly and carefully managed to pry himself from his bed 'that doesn't exactly mean they are gone now does it?'
The smell of sex entered my nose. And i looked all around me is littered with naked bodies of my sex slaves.. Ahm.. I mean my personal maids that I collected throughout the city.
I moved my head slowly, each bit of motion making the drum between my ears beat louder, as I carefully looked around the room and saw what I was looking for, a basin of water. By God.... the door banging is getting on my nerves. .... damnit..!!!
" Stopp.... banging the fucking door..Claw....!!! you'll wake the entire castle!!!"
oh..thank God Claw stopped.
Being hungover was bad, being hungover and still trying to fuck all night will put me six ways to Sunday because myself is an idiot was much worse. I would have loved to clean out the taste of bile in my mouth with it, I knew better than to assume that all water was safe for drinking. Dunking my head in though to help wake me up and tackle ten Woman in single night...!!! but the hangover though?
That was a different matter, and so I carefully stood up and removed dozens of hands that grabbed on to my body, after that I moved towards the the basin and he also made sure not to wake them up. But how fuck they are still sleeping happily with that much noise is a miracle. Then I Placed my head into the basin and let the cool feeling of the water completely embrace my head. I held my head there for what felt like an eternity, and only came up, gasping, when my lungs were all but burning from a lack of air.
'Alright' I thought as felt myself slowly slumping to the floor and leaning against the table that held the basin 'I need to go and pretend to be a-o'fucking-k again. Maybe get some more that stuff.' It does helps me a lot.
I'm kinda understanding a bit about why the people in westeros drinks so much.
Then I opened the door, and saw my remaining subordinates Colt, Hale, Morty, and Claw standing there and waiting.
" What happened to you guys ? What the fuck is Soo... important that needed to wake me us so early ?" I was angry is an understatement but Three of my subordinates ignored my anger and started playing Rock paper scissors. Why fuck they aren't looking at me?
I looked towerds Claw for the explanation...
He cleared his voice and started speaking," Ser today is the day Lord Baratheon and Lord Stark and rest of the Lords and their army is coming."
" What? I was informed that they will be arriving tomorrow."
" Yes... My Lord you have informed correctly. But the information we received was a false one. And thus the calculation was wrong. or maybe Lord Baratheon wanted surprise us with sudden arrival. This also put The Castle into a panic as well as you like to call it."
Well, I can understand that part.. it's exactly the situation for a panic. And knowing Robert that's exactly what he'll do...agh damnit!!!
Hmm..So that's why all of you dressed up.
What surprised me is that they are all equipped with their new polished armour. Hmm.. Tobb did a nice job with the details.
I wish I had all of my subordinates with me at a time like this. I need more man power, but I can't blindly recruit more people either. Who knows what their main allegiance are ?
Alfy is currently is traveling with Alban and I send Rick to Bravos.
I wonder when Rick will return, or if he even managed to get there? But I still hope he will return with my remaining subordinates and family. I truly miss them, Alaric, Rolf, Mrs Miranda, Jane, Alice, Darla, Ava , old man Durran. I haven't seen them almost 2 and half years. I also want to see my kids.
"Ser.... please put some clothes on.....!!! other Lords are currently waiting at the city gate."
oh yeah ...I need get ready as well.
Wait what...? now that I looked at myself I'm naked as the day I was born. damn it man could you not say that earlier...!!!
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