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Then guys vote in the previous chapter and I have two things to confess to you.
The first is that at first most jokes and funny things were not done on purpose, in my language
the phrases are normal so i'm a genius at writing jokes you can talk.
The second strain is that of thousands of readers, hundreds of supporters, only a portion of which put comments in the paragraphs and chapters. When you post comments they make the story more fun for the next readers behind you.
A kiss from the women, and a hug from the monkeys.
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The next day.
It was agreed that Ibara would move in with me from next week, but before that she would stay with her parents.
I didn't reject the idea because I have a few things to do this week.
This morning I received a call from my plants in Brazil saying that some local monkeys were causing problems for them, so I decided to pay a visit.
In front of me now was an airplane pineapple.
A part of the shell opened up and I got into it, the only difference between it and a normal plane is that it is a giant pineapple.
The pineapple began to emit laser through the leaves and soon we were in the sky heading towards my base in the Amazon.
- Tell me the situation there.
- HMMM, HMMMM, BUBUBU.
- I see, monkeys want you to give them bananas in exchange for protection. Why does that remind me of the mafia?
A few hours later we arrived at a place surrounded by walls of vines with several plants in the Wall.
As I was not here personally, the number of war plants is very small but preventing them from chasing the leader of the monkeys.
Landing on the airstrip the shell opened and I slowly got out.
Several plants were waiting for me there.
- Come on, we have some primates to hunt.
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A few hours later in the forest.
BOOM, BOOM.
tra, tra, tra, tra.
Zumm.
EXPLOSION.
A pea next to me was hit well by a sniper shot from a monkey.
- Resist, come on, Girassol here.
We faced very strong resistance from the monkeys, they were armed to the teeth and their guerrilla capabilities caught us off guard.
- Requesting coordinated artillery support 15609.
Fiu, fiu, fiu, fiu.
Several giant corns fall from the sky in the enemy trenches.
The plants then moved forward taking advantage of the cover of the giant nuts shot previously.
A large monkey holding an M60 appeared and covered the battlefield with lead, pushing us back.
- Bamboo mortar now.
(Small explosions)
- Molasses tanks move forward and push them back.
Giant mounds with pipes came out and started shooting at enemy lines.
The monkeys retreated allowing my plants to take another trench.
- Gee, who the hell allows monkeys to stay that way in the forest.
- It's like fucking ape planet.
Wiping the dust off his clothes, Douglas moved forward once more with his plants following behind.
2 days have passed of direct confrontations, we managed to take half of the forest but we are stopped now because of the enemy's resistance.
They made a fortress with several Bunkers using some small hills and thick trees making capture difficult.
Besides, at a certain point, their artillery also started firing, preventing our advance.
( Sigh)
This is getting complicated if we continue in this impasse, it will take weeks or months to establish a base in this place.
But as if it gave me hope the solution to the problem appeared.
A fifty-foot monkey came out of the forest carrying a stone ax.
(Roar)
Beat, beat, beat.
The monkey roared and hit his chest several times as he pointed at me.
The smaller monkeys around them also screamed and hit their chests in defiance.
He is challenging me to a duel, we will solve this now.
I left my hiding place and the plants started to make a symphony that looked like an epic anime fighting song.
The monkey that saw me also started to move towards me.
(Ding)
(Mission defeat Kong the king of the monkeys)
(Rewards - 10,000 EXP, war song ability.)
War song - Skill is activated when a song, poem or rhythm is drawn by you or your subordinates. Depending on the song you will receive a Buff of the meaning.
The one very good additional reward.
I started to rotate my flail and ax made of diamond beet powder.
Douglas and the monkey roared and advanced on each other to decide the future ruler of the forest.
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(I'm too lazy to write this scene so just think about the King Kong vs. Godzila fight)
(heavy breathing sounds)
Drops fell from my legs that were hit by shrapnel that came out when Kong's ax broke.
Beneath me is a giant monkey that just took its last breath.
As he and I were very resistant, it ended up becoming a battle for those who had more energy, so after 6 hours of fighting in a row, his gun broke and I cut his throat.
- You were a great opponent King of the monkeys, I promise not to mistreat your species.
Douglas looked at the monkeys still standing with their mouths open in front of him, he raised his arm.
(plant noises celebrating mp4)
Their plants began to scream and dance in victory when their enemies were silent.
- What do you do now, fight or surrender.
I spoke loudly towards the monkeys, they looked at each other and started approaching me when they reached 20 meters from me they put their weapons on the floor and knelt.
Today a new forest ruler was born.
(Ding)
(mission completed please receive rewards)
Well, let's see how this war song works.
- For many years the forest had a king,
at that time all of the king's kind prospered,
but a king does not live forever,
and when he dies a new ruler appears
bringing change to this land.
At that moment, a small blue light was coming out of every being in the forest, be it plant, animal, insect until the wind itself.
They lowered their heads to Douglas.
- Damn this is effective, I need to hire a good musician.
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