บท 347: Morning Breakfast

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Hiro yawned and sat up from the bed, grabbing the alarm clock as if it was his worst enemy. Zerotwo turned over and groaned, Hiro glared at the alarm clock and squeezed it, stopping it from ringing. He put it back down and let out a breath of relief.

Fuck, that thing was annoying.

He was about to get out of bed but it seemed the alarm clock wasn't satisfied and rang again.

Hiro grabbed it and threw it right out the window, smashing into a tree 300 yards away, with one last pitiful cry, the alarm clock died.

He twisted his body and every single bone in his body cracked, he got out of bed and scratched his neck, yawning again as he walked to the bathroom and took a shower.

A bit later

He came out after brushing his teeth and freshening up.

He looked at his beautiful wife, who was barely being covered by the thin sheets, outlining her perfect figure and sighed in satisfaction. He was a real winner in life. He almost jumped up and celebrated his own successes.

But that would be weird.

Why would he do that.

Anyway, after jumping up and silently doing it, he went to the closet and pulled out some clothes, got dressed and left the room.

He walked down stairs and went to the breakfast area.

He smiled happily at all the people walking into the area with all the students cooking their own little breakfasts. Of course he had to try them, he was a professional after all!

So, naturally, he put on a disguise.

The fakes nose with a moustache and glasses.

Nobody would know that it was him, it was foolproof.

He walked in and Gin, who was watching by the side, looked at him before his mouth twitched. Hiro walked by him without saying anything, as if he was a different person, making Gin's mouth twitch again.

Who are you fooling?!

Hiro walked to Soma's station and Soma said "Hey there Mister!" Gin blinked in disbelief and Erina looked at Soma speechlessly, Hiro stroked his beard, then realized he didn't put that disguise on and swiftly covered it up by twirling his moustache, saying "Yes, hello, young man! What are you serving today?"

He even used a old man voice.

Gin almost went over and beat him up.

Soma smiled and said "Mini Souffle Omelettes... But as you can see..." Hiro looked at the deflated omelettes and chuckled before saying "I'm sure you'll figure something out. For now..." he took all the Omelets and added "I'll take care of these." Soma smiled "Thanks, Mister!" Hiro smiled and walked away.

He brought them all to the staff kitchen and threw rice in a pot before chopping all the Omelets up, adding his spices and herbs before cooking sausage, potatoes, and bacon in a pan. He tossed everything together and put it into a big steaming bowl before putting it in his system space and walking back out.

He walked by the other contestants as it had taken him not even ten minutes to make it.

He walked by a hi-tech station and looked at the Egg dishes. A cute white haired girl was standing there behind all her dishes. She had a big smile on her face, Hiro look at the meals and nodded, this was Soe's daughter Alice. She came with Soe once to talk about business, maybe she was 5-6 at the time.

He didn't know if she still remembered him.

Then he realized his expert disguise and sighed, of course she wouldn't recognize him with his amazing disguise. He stood with his hands behind his back as if he was invincible and lonely.

Alice looked at Hiro and became happier, she remembered the uncle who made her candies when she was small, it was the best candy she had ever eaten, she even still had some at home. It was her prized possession!

She didn't know why he was disguised and so poorly, but she didn't call him out and said sweetly "Hey there, Mister! Coming for breakfast today?" Hiro woke up and nodded, saying "Yes, yes. My old bones need nourishment." Alice giggled and handed him a tray with a cute smile, saying "Please!"

Hiro took the tray and looked at the dishes, there was an egg with a straw in it, what seemed to be a soup, and a 'deviled egg' but Hiro knew that they weren't as they seemed. Even without knowing the anime, he still would know, that's how far he's come from a normal weeb in his previous life.

A fake God with a wide array of supreme talents.

He didn't want to toot his own horn, but if you told him there was someone better than him in this world, he wouldn't believe it.

He ate the soup and deviled egg, then drank the milkshake and smiled happily. This little girl was so creative and her food was really good! He grinned and said "Very good!" she beamed "Thank you, mister!" Hiro found it a bit odd that she was so happy, make she saw through his disguise?

No, that was impossible.

He shook his head and chuckled, putting the plate by the side before walking away.

On to the next!