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Many people weren't aware, but women were equally, or even more perverted than men.
Women liked to see the horrid side of life; they had a morbid curiosity and an emotional appetite for the gross and grotesque fetishes that even made the bravest of men wince.
Not only were women interested in sex, they were also open about it with all of their girl friends whom they hanged around with.
They took pleasure in sharing their experiences with their boyfriends down to the last detail.
The male ego was not strong enough to resist this kind of pressure, where their girlfriend's friends knew everything about their naked body and their whole love life down to the T...
Most men were noble about the idea of keeping love secrets from other people's ears.
They would usually just mention a few words saying they managed to enjoy a fine evening with their woman and that was the end...
The women, however, loved dissecting everything for hours on end.
From the moment of foreplay, how long the men lasted, what kind of faces they were making while making love... all went into the discussion and was thoroughly enjoyed by the women during their time off.
Even the most of embarrassing moments such as putting it in the wrong hole.
They were merciless.
Definitely not speaking from the experience.
And so as long as women were women, nothing would change.
As if to confirm this hypothesis immediately, Barbara took a hold of Fischl and kidnapped her into the gossip group, where both her and Lumine asked spicy questions regarding her love life.
Women were evil. Any struggling man would realize as much...
In the meantime, Yomite glanced at Lisa in hopes that she would help settle the matter regarding the 'boarding of girls onto his back', but she was busy looking at the scenery, seemingly unaware of the ongoing conversation.
He looked around and noticed Paimon collecting valberries and apples in the nearby forest.
The moment she picked up something, she stuffed it into her mouth like a squirrel, and he could hear her chewing happily.
As for Iris, she was chasing after butterflies also known as Anemo crystalflies.
Venti once told him they were pure elemental life-forms composed of drifting Anemo particles, as free and unbound as the butterflies they resembled and that they were pretty common and even used for alchemy.
Maybe that's why she wanted to eat them.
Eventually, the girls quieted down for some reason, and all three of them went to talk about something in the back, so that no one could hear them.
'Hopefully, Barbara won't convince Fischl and Lumine to do something weird... hopefully...'
Yomite took the hint to not barge into their conversation and came up to Lisa instead.
"Hey...Lisa? Do you have a minute?"
"Call me 'Teacher.' when we're with other people." Lisa replied with a smile.
"Alright...teacher, where are we exactly? How long will it take for us to get to that so called Abyss?"
"Yeah! Are we there yet?" Hu Tao chimed in.
"We'll soon arrive at the place I promised you, but as for the real Abyss...I don't know. I've never been there. I've only entered something called 'Spiral Abyss' once, and that was during the expedition to the Ancient Ruins. We've thought it was the whole extent of the Abyss, and we were wrong."
"...Then how did you find out about the 'real' Abyss?"
"We've captured a few Abyss Mages, the rest was quite frankly an easy task. Torturing them wasn't that hard."
"..."
'That's a bit scary... Maybe Kaeya was right after all?' Yomite thought.
"How were they tortured...?" He wondered.
He took the Knights of Favonius as a lazy and a weak force that pretty much allowed most things in the country of freedom.
Yet it seemed their 'interrogation' department had some drastic measures in play...
"Oh? Are you curious?" Lisa stopped in her tracks to consider. "Maybe I should...give you a little demonstration."
Suddenly, she turned around and walked towards him, pressing her fingernails against his chest.
Drumming her nails over the thin fabric of his shirt, she whispered in a low voice, "What would you say, if I used these nails to scratch the skin off of your body until it bled, tearing it apart piece by piece?"
The sight of her sharp fingernails running circles on his chest was enticing, rather than scary or threatening...
She then leaned in close to his ear, whispering quieter than before, "I can make you bleed easily. I can make you scream so loud the whole world will hear you."
"Yes, please do so." Yomite replied without hesitation.
...
..
.
"...Huh? What did you...what did you just...say?" Lisa was taken aback.
So much so that her purple witch hat almost fell off. The shock must have been too much for her to handle.
Unsure if she heard correctly, she looked at Yomite, expecting an answer. But he simply stared back at her with a slight grin.
"I'd love to see you try." Yomite added.
He wasn't a masochist, but he was open to try out most interesting stuff. And he certainly found this very appealing. He'd be able to experience something new.
He could be quite cruel when provoked though, so if she tried something too extreme, well...She'd better not.
Else he would turn the tables and she would never ever leave his bed. The pleasure could go both ways after all. Even if it would cost her more sleep than she had to give.
Once she heard his response and realized he was completely serious, she became confused and pulled her hand away.
In a way, she wasn't sure how to feel about it, and even felt an emotion close to embarrassment to a certain degree, which she thought was impossible to feel at her age.
After a brief silence, she spoke again in a softer tone, "That's...that's a bit...my fault, I went too far..."
"...No, not at all," Yomite smiled.
He hadn't expected such a reaction from Lisa, and he didn't understand why she'd pull away from him.
For him, an offer like that was simply irresistible. Perhaps he really had a teacher fetish after all.
In the end, he managed to crack her calm and relaxing personality and made her slightly flustered, although it wasn't to the point of her blushing, sadly.
"So~ what did the Abyss Mages spill?" Hu Tao inquired curiously, "Was it something reaa~ly top secret?"
Since she was still riding on top of Yomite, Hu Tao heard their whole exchange, yet didn't understand the inuendos behind it so she didn't think much of it.
As for Lisa, it was hard calming down after Yomite's unexpected response, but eventually she decided to explain, "Well...Anyway...Yes...Some of their secrets...We've learned that the Spiral Abyss we've entered before, is just the entrance...the real Abyss, which they also call, The Void Realm, is apparently hidden beyond the spiral. In addition, the Abyss is infinitely deep...and contains things unimaginable."
"Unimaginable? I would say this world has already shown me many unimaginable things..." Yomite sighed.
From the annoying dendro slime impostors, to the amount of food his girls ate, to the weirdest femboy he'd ever seen in real life, these past few months had been filled with unbelievable events.
Yet none of them seemed to bother him in the slightest anymore. He was almost accustomed to it by now, like it was normal.
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Will be heavily fixed, its a bit of a mess...
***
In the southeast corner of Mondstadt's surrounds lay a cape that bordered with Galesong Hill.
A legend had it two lovers made an oath to each other there and left behind a deeply touching story. To this day the area was known to be popular amongst young lovebirds.
Other than being a great vantage point for watching sunrises and sunsets, the drop in terrain made it easy to see Windrise, the location where the memorial for the Hero Vennessa stood proud and tall, which sat facing the sea
It was also the location where Yomite and Barbara met Venti last time.
"We've arrived." Lisa announced after some time.
They were currently resting in a clearing on top of the cliff. It was a beautiful view, and they could see the sea.
From above, the sea looked like a vast blue space stretching from horizon to horizon.
It was quiet and peaceful—but also somewhat lonely.
"Amazing...it's so beautiful here," Hu Tao said in awe of the scenery, even as she was still on Yomite's back.
"Did you forget? We were here before when we fought Iris." Yomite pointed out, albeit incorrectly...
This place wasn't anywhere close to the location where they fought Stormterror, but even the best of the best could fail sometimes...
"Ah...yes...you're right..." The ignorant Hu Tao nodded. "I'm sorry, I forgot."
She gave his head a quick peck, then hopped off his back.
Upon landing, she rubbed her eyes with both hands, feeling the strong breeze blowing across her face and stretched her arms in the air.
"Ah, what was this called again? The Starsnatcher's cliff?" She asked as the wind whipped her brown hair around, and her red eyes sparkled with excitement.
"No, this isn't Starsnatch Cliff, but the Cape oat. Starsnatch Cliff is in a completely different location." Lisa explained.
'Wait...this cliff isn't the one where we fought Iris? It looks the same...oh well, I was never good at geography anyway.'
Yomite decided to put his brain aside for the moment and enjoy the view with the girls.
From their current position, they could roughly see the an outline of an island stretching out into the distance.
"Prepare your Wind Gliders, we're about to descend towards that island in the distance." Lisa informed them.
When they got closer, they would be able to clearly see the shape of the island. From this height, it was hard to tell what it was shaped like, but it looked like a small hill covered in green grass and some sort of greyish rock in the middle.
"Me first! Me first!" Hu Tao shouted excitedly.
She was eager to fly through the sky and soar over the sea, and Yomite didn't want to deprive her of such a wonderful experience.
And so, as her dear lover who loved to comply with any wish Hu Tao had, he nodded and kicked her back, sending her flying down the cliff just as he promised he would do.
"Whaaaa!?" Hu Tao shrieked, throwing her arms wide open as she flew towards the sea.
"You better use that Wind Glider before you fall." He shouted after her, "Otherwise, you'll become a tasty snack for the fish below."
"Did you just kick your wife!? Are you kidding me!?" Hu Tao yelled as she fell down the cliff, twirling in the air.
Even though she was falling at top speed, she couldn't help but look back at Yomite with tears in her eyes.
"I will get back at you for thiiiiiiiiis! I will make the greatest prank ever! I sweaaaaar!" She threatened, but he ignored her.
Hu Tao didn't have enough time to do anything else besides scream, because before she knew it, she passed through the thick mist surrounding the island.
She eventually reached out and grabbed onto the wispy tendrils of fog to slow her descent, and then pulled out the gliding device from her back.
"Hahaha! This feels so amazing!" Hu Tao cheered, floating towards the island.
Yomite watched her go, grinning broadly.
"Yum-Yum...did you just..." Barbara trailed off, unsure of how to finish her sentence.
"Yeah, I kicked her, since I told her I would do so if she continued being annoying with all of her 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' I swear, my head started hurting after she asked me that the third time... I knew she would be fine anyway, it's her, after all." Yomite answered simply.
Hu Tao was being a brat way too many times today, and she only deserved this small punishment.
"...Please kick me as well..." Barbara whispered quietly, looking up at him with a pleading gaze.
"Huh...? You...want me to...kick you too...?" Yomite tilted his head to one side in confusion.
"Yes, please..." Barbara begged, lowering her head.
He had no idea why she would ask him to do that and figured it was probably a joke.
She was a yandere, right? Why would she want him to kick her? Wouldn't a kiss be a better alternative or something?
"...I've always dreamt of this...now is my chance." Barbara murmured to herself with excitement, her chest rising and falling rapidly, heat radiating from her body.
Yomite looked back at Barbara, whose cheeks were flushed and her eyes were sparkling.
It appeared she was strangely aroused by the thought of being kicked, and Yomite couldn't understand why...
'It's getting weird...
"..."
He didn't know what to say, not only a Yandere, but was she also a masochist?
"..."
In the end, he decided to ignore the request and instead offered a more practical suggestion, "Why don't we...just fly down together? Then we can both fly safely...you can hold onto me if you want to."
A compromise!
A really good one too!
However...
Barbara looked over her shoulder, quite disappointed, "You won't...kick...? Ah, fine..." She turned around and started walking towards the edge of the cliff.
"I was looking forward to it too..."
'...'
Yomite followed her, and the two descended the cliff side by side towards the island.
'There is no way I can kick her, unlike Hu Tao, she is just way too soft to touch, I might actually break something...'
The others followed suit, and soon all of them were gliding through the air.
"...Sha!"
"Hmm?"
"...Bisha!"
'What was that?'
Yomite looked back towards the cliff but saw nothing. He could have sworn he heard his name.
'Oh well, who cares.'
Eventually, they were able to make out the shape of the island ahead. They landed on the grassy field near the center.
"It's truly captivating." Lumine remarked.
The island wasn't large, and the ground was mostly made up of grass and sand. The highest point of the land were two small hills, and they were covered in a layer of greenish grass.
There was a grayish stone gate in the middle of the island, which resembled a rough spheric door frame. A hollow ornamental sphere carved out of cobblestone with a symbol at the top sat at its center. The pattern was similar to the one he saw on some domains he conquered with his team in the past.
An old staircase led up to it, carved out of the same greyish rock as the rest of gate
It was a very simple, yet ancient design and didn't seem particularly impressive or special at first glance, yet the cold cobblestone and the worn-down walls showed signs of age. Its beauty and ambiguity immediately caught their attention.
Lisa approached the gate slowly and cautiously, and once she was close enough, she put her hand on it.
Immediately, a pair of blue, glowing runes appeared around it, encircling the middle section.
"Is this it?" Yomite wondered.
"Correct. This is the entrance into the Spiral Abyss," Lisa answered. "If we enter this gate, we should be able to find our way inside."
As Lisa spoke, the rune on the gate began to glow brighter, until finally, it was fully lit.
A beautiful sound emerged from the portal itself, creating a rumbling noise that sounded like a rough wind passing through.
All of them stepped forward and placed their hands on the gate. Once all of their palms touched the surface, the gate opened, revealing a long, dark blue corridor extending into the distance.
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