บท 78: Monke Almost gets Laid

A/N: Warning, a bit of borderline NSFW, what with the topics about to be discussed, but nothing too extreme, such as r-18 scenes. Just hints.

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After having gotten out of that predicament, I quickly went back to the Dungeon Core room and lied on my hammock to compose myself.

'She's not bad looking. Hell, she's prettier than the top-tier models back on Earth, what with her exotic looks and everything…' I covered my eyes, a bit of sweat rolling down my palms as I wiped them on my fur. 'But… That giant spider body… Is a damned turn off for me… The same could be said for some alraunes with a flower lower-half.'

I sighed.

'I should probably get some PP enlargement pills, just in case someone jumps my bones when I'm distracted…' I cringed, imagining myself in that kind of situation with an inch-dong… 'Yeah, no, where are the permanent PP enlargement pills/potions?'