บท 50: Plan version.2.5

So, Panda is finally sleeping and purring like a little angel.

Let's hope it stays like that for some time, and get to business.

My new plan has the small detail that I will fake my death, with Panda over me.

The collector will find me, think I am a jackpot, bla, bla bla. . .

But this time they will see the angel-like sleeping Panda as an abandoned strange, alien animal and just try to get rid of him.

At this exact moment, I will show to be still working on a very primary level and try to protect Panda using something like base protocol as an excuse.

The collector will be even more amazed that I am still working and hopefully do not try to separate Panda and me anymore. Ridiculous? I know, but if the collector does still try to tear us apart, I will just teleport him to some remote part of the universe and waited for the next worker to appear.

Now and then, I wish I could just turn them into ashes, invade they quarter opening the way through then, get what I want, and flee, but. . .

(Alert, this is a violation of the base protocol, no killing, no harming living creatures.)

Yea, this thing.

Some of you may be wondering if I can just do like I did back on my Earth to invade some of the government's most advanced buildings.

The answer is dumb, simple.

Earthlings don't have the technology to detect things in front of them, Krees do. For a more detailed explanation, ask the author. Anyway.

Till there, let's invest some useful time on the Panda translator and hope till then, the others Maria get Panda back, and I am free to do what I am supposed to do.

It will be a Panda translator and not a cat translator because I have only enough data about Panda's behavior and not some random cat.

The real question is, If I already understand Panda, and Panda understands me, shouldn't I make something, so panda can communicate with others?

If he were able to use complex language instead of just waiting for me to interpret his behavior maybe I would feel less lonely!

If only he could read minds. . .

That is! sweet dreams!

I use sweet dreams to make people read my mind, so I just need to implant sweet dreams on Panda!

Well, I will lose a finger. . . But once he starts to be able to communicate and slowly learn with me, one day he will be able to even have a decent conversation with someone.

Now we come to the easy part, to build the actual thing while Panda is asleep.

Security first.

(activating portal around the device. . . the light was added to teleported objects, the host is now invisible)

Will I be able to collect everything I need before Panda wakes up?

Well, I believe 2 hours will be enough.

_______________________

How Krees security system works:

Krees movement detector uses wave frequencies that hit the room and go back to the sensor with all the information of the objects they encountered along the way. They continually measure the size of the room, so when any anomaly occurs, alarms go off and guns go off.

The invisibility and untouchable technique are because it teleports everything in front, backward and vice versa, so light and anything else makes a shorter path than normal, for the sensors, it's like the room had gotten smaller. This is an anomaly that causes alarms to go off.

Why haven't we invented one of these on earth? Probably because it would be useless.

If you read it all you are a nerd.

I wrote it all, so am I.