บท 32: Don't you love some sweet screams in the morning?
"Well think what you want~ I think we had enough of these posers, wanna go grab a drink in an actual pub?" I turn around towards my crewmates with a smile.
"Now we are talking!" Zoro grins after we returned the insults to these assholes.
"Yaay! Let's go eat and drink!" Luffy
"Let's go doc!" Buggs joins him.
"Ah, these are mine! Thanks! Bye~" Annie rips the newspaper and bounty poster out of their hands.
"These are my treasures with daddy on it!" She smiles as she folds them neatly, hides it in her clothes and skips back to me.
"See ya around hobos~" Mikita waves her hand as she wraps herself around my left arm.
"But actually we don't. So bye~" Lola smirks.
"Why do I have such crewmates?" Nami sighs before following us, leaving the hotel owner and the two hobos frozen in the spot.
"... I don't believe these bastards have such a high bounty! I won't take this insult!" Sarquis stomps the ground and hurries into the hotel.
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"Hahahaha that was so hilarious! Did you see their faces? Hahahahaha! You're good Annie!" Lux laughs her ass off.
"But hot damn, you were so fast with turning their insults back at them, they actually froze for a second~" Zala smiles as she walks with us.
[I forgot to mention, but Zala is back to her bartender outfit without the glasses and her shirt being cut short, exposing her waist and belly. I just dislike her battle outfit and her hair~]
"Teach me master!" Buggs bows jokingly.
"Well, daddy taught me how to insult people the best and then worked by looking at people and coming up with the best insults at the moment I am looking at them~ I upgraded it to this stage~" Annie smiles brightly.
"Wait… Most of the time it's only us with you. On who are you practicing?" Nami looks at her questiongly.
"Do you want me to answer that?" Annie grins at Nami.
"No… Please don't…" Nami avoids Annie's gaze since she feels like she will open up Pandora's box of insults.
"Awww… And I had so many insults ready…" Annie pouts, not being able to free her tongue.
"Alright. When we enter the pub, please train mentally without saying any of them. I want to relax a bit." Lynx
"A rowdy pub full of pirates could hardly be relaxing." Mikita comments.
"Hey, at least we get to walk on land, see something else than just the ocean and some other voices besides our crewmates." Lynx
"Well that's true… But all the troublemakers are here!" Nami screams.
…
We enter a tavern and sit behind the counter. We got some weird looks with a kid, two rabbits and so many women, but soon the few guys that saw what Annie did before told the story and made the other pirates not try to mess with us.
"Mock town was built on pirate booty. Pirates are free with their loot. Brawls and killings are commonplace here, but the pirates never lay a hand on the townsfolk. What good is money if there isn't anywhere to spend it, Right?" Bartender
"But this town really gives me a bad feeling." Nami complains.
"Aw, come on! You say that for every slightly dangerous place." Buggs
"Buggs is right, you complain too much about anything not to your liking." Lola
"Well that's Nami for you~ The crybaby." Zala
"Wahaha, I suppose that's a normal reaction to the place. But we don't get many normal people in this town. Your log pose will reset in four days. If you're smart, you'll leave before you get caught up in anything." Bartender
"Four days, huh? We'll be leaving soon anyway, so it's alright. Hey pop?" Nami
"Hey mister!!" Luffy
"Hey old man!!" Teach
"Huh, what do you want?" Bartender.
We all look at the fat bastard sitting beside Luffy.
"This cherry pie is so bad I could die!!" Luffy
This cherry pie is so good I could die!!" Teach
"Huh?" Luffy and Teach look at each other confused. They then stare at each other and down their drink.
"That drink was really good!!" Luffy
"That drink was really bad!!" Teach
They again look at each other and sparks fly from their looks.
"Something wrong with your tongue?" Teach
"Something wrong with your brain?" Luffy
Annie wants to comment but bites her lips since I made her promise to not insult anyone here first.
Luffy and Teach continue to go on each other's nerves, giving us a show of their stupidity.
"This is fun too in it's own way. They should have a comedy skit together!" Lux chuckles.
"Well idiots bring you down to their level in an argument. Now I wanna see how low in intelligence they can go." Lola sips her carrot juice.
'Well unless he provokes us, I'm not chasing this guy. If you are still stupid Ace, remember my promise~' I grin to myself.
*Ace feels a shiver up his asshole somewhere…*
"Are you… a pirate?" Teach asks.
"That's right!" Luffy affirms.
"Impossible! You're a liar!" Teach
"I'm not a liar! It's true!!" Luffy
"Take it easy. There is no fighting in here. Take your pies and leave!" Bartender holds out pies for teach.
"Hmph!" Teach leaves the tavern.
*Kreeek~*
The saloon type door opens, through which a man enters.
"Anybody seen a pirate in a straw hat and his long haired male bitch here?" Bellamy
"?! It's Bellamy the Hyena!" Random pirate.
"There they are!" Sarquis points at us.
"Hm, so you fuckers are supposed to be worth 150 and 250 million berries." Bellamy sees us at the counter.
"Oh look! The hobo came back and went to bitch to his boyfriend! Hahahahaha!" Annie laughs at Sarquis.
Annie receives looks from the girls.
"What? We insulted them before, now they also insulted us first in here. I'm still holding myself in line~" Annie
"Heh, how can you drink in such a place if you are so rich? It's filthy, it stinks and the rum seems cheap too." Sarquis ignores Annie and smirks at us before making his way in.
"Make room, you inconsiderate swabs." He commands as he sits down at a table and other crew members join him.
Bellamy just walks forward to the counter and sits beside Luffy.
"Give me your most expensive drink and get these two kids whatever he wants." Bellamy
"Okay… Here." The bartender gives us the drinks and I just wait grinning.
"Ah, you're alright mister!" Luffy smiles as he drinks the beer down.
But he doesn't notice Bellamy's arm behind his head.
"Luffy!" Zoro pulls out his swords.
*Clamp!*
"What do you think you're doing~? Don't you have any manners?" I smile as I am holding Bellamy's hand still behind Luffy's head.
"Manners? Why do I need manners with lowlives like you? I've seen the newspaper, you bitch only got that bounty because you exposed the government and pissed them off." Bellamy grins confidently back at me.
"Heh, I did say to think what you want~ But too bad your IQ is in the negative~ Now learn some manners before you challenge someone stronger~" I turn around and throw Bellamy through the door, sending him outside.
"That was a sneaky bastard." Lola
"Wha?! That guy threw out Bellamy!!!" Pirate screams from fear at what he just witnessed.
"Ah thanks Lynx! I thought he was good!" Luffy laughs while scratching his head.
"Like I said before, don't just take strangers drinks or food." Lynx
"Yea yea, anyway! Bartender! We want to go to sky island! Can you tell us anything at all?!" Luffy
The room becomes quiet for a few seconds before everyone bursts into laughter.
"Did you just say… Sky island?!" Pirate
"Wahahaha gimme a break!" Pirate
"What?! But our log pose is pointing straight up at the sky!" Nami tries to reason.
"Ha! Her log pose is pointing at the sky!" Pirate
"Hahahaha, log poses break so easily." Pirate
Nami becomes red in the face from embarrassment, but I put my hand on her shoulder.
"Like I told you. These retards don't know anything~ It was a waste of time besides relaxing." Lynx
"Bwahahaha, you bastard actually believe in the sky island!" Bellamy despite being tossed out the door, comes back laughing hearing what we said.
"Yea yea, spare me the bullshit about the new age of pirates. You are all just retards anyway~ Let's go to our destination." I stretch before starting to walk towards the door.
"Where do you think you're going?! You insulted me and threw me out. You think I'll just let you leave?" Bellamy smiles as he blocks my way.
"What can you do about it? Let's go outside and brawl there if you want~ Let's not wreck the tavern…" I bump into him and walk out.
"You!!" Bellamy tries to strike me but my head dodges effortlessly as I continue walking.
'Vivi, prepare the fruit basket! We are getting another fruit!' I send a thought to Vivi.
Standing in the middle of the street, I await Bellamy.
"You really are an arrogant piece of shit, you know that?!" Bellamy comes out with a frown, with everyone following.
My crew members came to my side since they don't want to be in the way of my attacks.
"Nah, daddy is just confident, since a schmuck like you are dime in a dozen here." Annie skipps happily.
"He is your daddy, huh? He really should have thought you better than to be a loud mouth! Spring snipe!" He jumps at Annie.
With a step I am in front of Annie standing with my arms crossed, my smile faded already.
*Thump!*
"Ha! You really fell for it! Hahahaha!" Bellamy laughs seeing me taking the hit for Annie.
"Fell for what? That tickled~ If you haven't noticed, I didn't move a single inch from that~" I grin with a sadistic smile.
He looks confused but he widens his eyes seeing I really didn't move. Why would I? I have 10 tons right now, a good stance and five soul energy for armament haki.
"Fine try this on for size!" Bellamy doesn't give up and starts to hop from building to building, gathering power in his spring legs.
"Spring launcher!" Finally he reappears before me delivering both his feet to my chest.
Sliding a bit back since he gathered quite some powers I look at the grinning Bellamy.
"You use the fruit only on your legs? Pathetic!" I pull him in, grab his neck with my right arm and lift him up.
"Now~ Even if my Annie would be alright without me doing anything, you still decided to attack her~ I sentence you to death~" I start to tighten my grip around his neck.
He grabs my arm trying to get out of my grip, he strikes at me and tries to jump up. But he can't escape my power.
'Heh, my training with Mr 4 powers on top, good luck with that~' I gin at him.
His crewmates want to help him and rush at me.
"Who wants some stress relief? Buggs, Lola,... Lux?" I glance back at my friends since I don't want to bother with those weaklings.
"OH OH ME ME!!! In the name of the light witch Lux, I banish thee! Final spark!!!" Lux plays around by making a pose and narrating something weird before she fires her laser.
"..." Everyone just stares at the 100 m long scorched path with not even bodies left of the mooks.
"Lux… Do you have six Rabadon's deathcaps stacked on yourself?" I looked at Lux's powerful attack and thought she stacked a certain mage item.
"Lux, you bitch! We wanted to fight too!" Lola yells at her.
"Yea! All the way from Drum kingdom we still haven't experienced any good fights!" Buggs joins Lola.
"Aw come oooon! I wanted to insult that hobo a few dozens more times!!!" Annie also complained.
"... Well let's just finish this." I start to suck out the moisture in Bellamy, leaving him powerless.
Conjuring a lasso, I tighten it around his neck.
"You will now pass off your knowledge and the ability of the spring spring fruit~" I whisper into his ear.
Pulling the air, Vivi with her face covered appears with the fruit basket.
"Hello! I brought the fruits like you asked~" Vivi smiles.
"Thanks darling~" I turn towards Bellamy who stares at me in fear.
"Thanks for your stupidity~" I put my hand on his head and started to absorb his knowledge and after that the devil fruit powers.
Extracting it I drop the still alive Bellamy to the floor before I start devil fruit fishing with the lasso. Feeling it hook, I smile at Vivi.
"Thanks darling~ I will reward you later~ You can pass off the 'fruit' to Tashigi. Bye~" I hug Vivi before sending her back.
'Let's test my theory~' I look at Bellamy.
I cancel our connection before walking to him. Pulling out my sword, I decapitate him while blocking the view from our guys.
'Hm, only enough energy for half of a summon? He was stronger than MMC, the only difference is that I killed this one not connected to me. So if I kill someone connected to me, the more energy I obtain? Since it's soul energy, maybe I just obtain the soul energy of my kills and it's more efficient with the connection? Guess I need to capture the fucks before I kill them…' I turn around with a smile and without batting an eye.
I got some weird looks from Nami and Zoro.
"Didn't you promise to 'her' that you won't kill that much?" Zoro doesn't mention Vivi's name since it's a secret.
"... You asking me? Lux got a higher kill count than me in just a few seconds." I point at Lux.
"Yea… What the fuck wat that?!" Nami looks at Lux.
"My laser~?" Lux answers innocently.
"Can you teach it to me too? I might be able to do an infernal one!" Annie looks at Lux with shining eyes.
"YEA! TEACH ME TOO!!!" Luffy is also on the boat.
"You aren't a mage, numbskull!" Buggs hits Luffy's head.
"And you would just blow up the ship!" Nami joins in hitting his head.
"You know, I am kinda disappointed. You even bother with these small fries. Great men, don't need to care about the thoughts of mooks!" Teach is sitting there eating his pie.
"We know that, but the barking of a rabid dog is annoying~ When he continues to try and bite you, you will slap it at one point to leave you alone, right?" I smile at Teach.
"That's true as well! Zehahaha! First time seeing a man comparing a pirate with a bounty to a rabid dog, zehahahaha!" Teach laughs at my analogy.
"Nice that you had a laugh out of it, Teach~ Oh and tell your sniper that guns are overrated~" I smile at him.
"Wait how do you know me? And why do you want me to say that to my sniper?" Teach tilts his head.
"Well, you did experience the power of my arrow nearly hitting your boat, didn't you~?" I smile at him.
"Wait, that was you?! You're the little shit that shot back at us?! Give me an arrow so I can shove it up your ass for that bullshit!!" Teach stood up pissed.
'Tashigi, take Smokers baton for a moment~' I sent the thought to her while grinning at teach.
...
"Are we good to go? Do we have everything the guys ordered?" I ask the group.
"Yep, we got some books, spices, and the other things that were requested." Mikita points at their bags.
"So are we now going to that man you told us about?" Zala
"Yep, do you have the map of the biggest weirdo on the island?" I ask the group.
"Yup, I have it here!" Annie smiles brightly.
"Good that's our next stop before Skypiea!" I smile at them.
"SKYPIEA, HERE WE COME!!!" Luffy and Buggs.
…
"Damn the bastard! Who thought he would bring a seastone baton just to do that?! He even left me there on the ground!" Teach is walking awkwardly while holding his ass.
"What did he call it? A thousand years of death? This motherfucker is right, the humiliation and the gaping ass really is worse than death!" He continues complaining.
"But how did he know the powers of my darkness fruit?! He even used fucking haki!! Why is such a kid in paradise?!" As Teach is thinking about it, Van Augur jumps from the roof.
"Did you enjoy yourself back there?" Van Augur smirks at Teach.
"Fuck you! You were watching?! Why didn't you help?" Teach complains to him.
"Because he gave me the middle finger before you started. If I meddled, this would have become a death match and we would lose with only two of us here." He explains.
"I don't give a shit! Next time I'm throwing you to him so he can take your anal virginity as well!" Teach proclaims.
…
"Oh! You are back?" Marianne stops having her picnic and comes to me and Annie.
"There was quite a commotion in town, was that you?" Robin comments.
"Are you alright, master? Has anything happened to you?!" Siren is already looking over for any injury, but only finds a bloodstain on my pants.
"Don't worry, that blood isn't mine. And yea we were the commotion!" I smile at the crew.
"What happened?" Sanji walks closer.
"The winds have cleansed a bit of it's filth." Janna comments.
"Just some stupid retards finding trouble with us… I am still angry I couldn't let my insults loose, because SOMEONE had to wipe them in one attack!" Annie pouts while looking at Lux.
"You should have seen it!! She just sent a laser and obliterated a whole crew into nothingness!!" Buggs starts telling the story.
Chopper and Usopp immediately start to listen with shining eyes.
"Really? You ulted the minions?" Sona glances at Lux.
"What? Lynx did say to take care of them! And I haven't used my laser in so fucking loooong!!!" Lux pouts.
"So anyway, we got our ticket to Skypiea. Just gotta meet an old guy and meet up with Masira." Lynx
"Ok let's go!" Luffy
"Oh btw Siren, Sona and Janna. Lynx took the virginity of an ugly fat guy just now!" Buggs wants to troll me.
"W-w-w-what?! Master swings that way?!" Siren looks devastated.
"Oh~? Buggs, do you want to taste the cursed baton as well~? Let me just call Tashigi again." I give him a vicious grin.
*Poof!*
Buggs disappeared into thin air from his sheer speed of running.
"Bitch! Not even soru will help you escape the baton!" I also disappear.
Crying screams of Buggs were heard as he ran away for the love of his ass.
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Natsujan Heyo! Another chap for you guys!
I let Blackbeard off the hook for now, but not for free~
The nightmare will return always!!!
Enjoy~
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