บท 5: It has to go somewhere!
The Going Merry slowly sails away from Whisky peak. Any curious glance shows explosions raging on the island.
'Damn...Even if they were bounty hounters after our heads... This is kinda cruel having them all die.' I stare back at the island.
But I have another problem going on now, so I shake my head empty of these thoughts and go towards the crew.
"So Lynx, would you like to enlighten us what was going down there? Also about the duck and lemon woman?" Zoro crosses his hands as he leans against the cabins.
"Yea, even with your future knowledge, you didn't warn us at all." Usopp
"I don't care as long as you bring more mademoiselle's~" Sanji is already serving drink to the girls.
"Well you woke me up so I could get money, so you are good with me! I got about 40k berries!" Nami
"Don't worry my friend, just tell them. We need to move like a herd!" Braum nods.
"... You know, I was going to tell you what is happening after we left. So no need to surround me. I just didn't share the information so Luffy doesn't have his fun spoiled." I patiently explain.
"Alright, then fire away." Zoro
"First off, Vivi. Introduce yourself properly and explain why you were in Baroque works. And as this is serious, please let go and stand normally." Lynx
Vivi let's go and steps forward.
"Hello again. I'm Nefertari Vivi, the crown princess of the kingdom of Alabasta." Her words brought a bit of surprise, but not much after Lynx's interactions.
"At one point Alabasta was the most civilized and most peaceful nation in the whole Grandline." Vivi
"At one point?" Nami
"The citizens have grown rebellious. They are making riots and uprisings. Then one day, I have learned of a secret organization- Baroque works. I have learned that they are stirring the citizens to rebel. Sadly, I couldn't get information so we could fight the criminals as a princess. So I went to find Igaram, who was my caretaker as a small girl and infiltrated Baroque works, so we could find out who is playing with the strings in the background." Vivi
"You are quite brave for a princess." Zoro
"But doesn't Baroque works want to create an ideal country?" Nami
"Sandy-ass has deceived his minions. He is planning to overtake Alabasta as it's new king." Lynx
"Who is Sandy-ass?" Luffy tilts his head.
"I can't tell you or they will hunt you down!" Vivi
"Kinda late, the unluckies have me and Mikita over here on their hit list." I point at Mikita.
"Who's fault is that?" Mikita
"Well, mine! But that was the easiest way to get you on our side~ Weaken the enemy, strengthen yourself." I grin right back at her.
"Wait! Why did you go make enemies for all of us?!" Nami screamed.
"Oof, I think I got the 'I don't want to go to Alabasta' disease!" Usopp
"What?! You already exposed yourself to get her from Crocodile, one of the seven warlords of the sea?!" Vivi screamed and then covered her mouth.
"... You just told us." Zoro
"This one was... stupid. Really, no other word." Braum plays with his mustache.
*Tik*
We look up at the mast to see the two unluckies. Mr 13 jumps on miss Friday as they fly away.
"THE BIRD AND THE OTTER! WHO ARE THEY?! ARE THEY GOING TO REPORT THAT YOU TOLD US THE SECRET AS WELL?!" Nami is going ballistic on Vivi and strangely, I don't feel like helping.
"Strangely~"
"We finally reach Grandline and we arealready wante by a warlord!" Nami has started to cry at her misfortune.
"We're lucky, we will get to meet him soon!" Zoro
"I wonder what kind of guy he is." Luffy
"YOU TWO SHUT UP!" Nami
"Hey Nami, pose!" I point at mr 13 on the figurehead of Merry.
He turns around to show us the potraits.
"Hey, you are pretty good!" Nami
"Hey! That's my special seat!" Luffy launches himself at them.
Mr 13 jumps off and rises up on miss Fridays back. I run after them and grab the railing.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU BASTARDS?! I COME DRAW SOME MORE AND LEAVE ME SOME POTRAITS!!!" Lynx
"THAT'S WHY YOU ARE PISSED?!" Nami yells at me .
She then proceeds to lie down on the deck as she starts to cry hopelessly.
"Well this certainly doesn't seem promising to our little deal." Robin
Everybody turns to look up at the terrace railing. On top of it sat the fashionable Robin with her legs crossed.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING MISS ALL SUNDAY?!" Vivi looks shocked and afraid.
"Who is that? Is she mr what's his name's partner?" Nami
"She is mr 0's partner! The only one who knew his identity and who we followed to discover him." Vivi
"Actually I let you follow me~" Robin
"That's nice." Luffy
"We knew that, but you also then told him that we knew his identity! Just what do you want?!" Vivi
"You were so earnest, so I had to help you. A princess declaring war on Baroque works... How pathetic!" Robin
At this moment every Sanji, Usopp, Nami and Zoro are already having her at gunpoint/swordpoint.
"Are you done with the teasing Robin?" I walk up the stairs to her.
"Don't point your weapons at her or you will get you ass handed to you." I glance at Sanji and Usopp.
"Correct!" She crosses her out and throws them down to the deck.
"So you arranged what we agreed?" Lynx
"I did. But like I said, I'm dearly disappointed. You said the crew is strong. You know on what level you have to be for me?" Robin looks at me displeased.
"Admiral level. You still fear Aokiji that much?" Lynx
This time she snaps her neck at me in surprise before covering it up again.
"You are quite interesting indeed~ How you predicted so many things, your arrangement to screw so many people and even convincing me into 'believing' you." Robin
"Nah, you don't believe me. If you did, you would let me put a lasso on you, so I could summon you. Even if you are trapped in seastone, I will be able to summon you." I flick her hat.
"Well with the line up of who will protect me, I don't see any reason to trust you with my life." Robin
"Hahahahaha!" I laugh loudly before whispering inti her ear.
"This line-up would grow so much that by Water7 we would be able to rush into Enies lobby, defeat the army, CP9 and drag you with us to freedom. Of course there can't be an admiral, but they don't grow on trees and have to be at their stations most of the time." I move back with a grin.
"... You keep surprising me over and over. I just might be able to put my trust in you." Robin
"So it's a deal then?" I conjure the lasso and will it to be visible.
She stares at the lasso.
"Fine, don't trust you fully but deal. You better not disappoint." Robin
"Just relax and 'allow' me to put it on you." Lynx
She closes her eyes and takes her hat off.
'Heh, we got her now!' I guide the noose over her head and tighten it until it enters her neck.
'She is smart, so I need to do this more thought out.'
"The more you are with us, the more you like us." I whisper barely hearable.
The lasso disappears and I feel now a connection with Robin.
"Well that's that! Right before Alabasta, I will summon you for the info so be prepared." Lynx
"Alright. Here is a little present from me then. See you around~!" Robin hands me an eternal pose before she jumps off the ship onto her turtle and leaves.
"Lyyyyynx! What are you planing with her?" Looking at Vivi, I can literally see an aura with a Hanya mask behind her, scaring all the guys shitless.
"Yeaaaa, why were you so friendly with heeer?" Mikita joins in the producement of aura.
"Hey! Don't give me that look! Because I figured out that she was spying on us and made a deal, is the reason Igaram definitely survived. Plus she has her own reasons being under Sandy-ass and she is STRONG. So don't give me those looks unless you don't want to ride my back anymore." I cross my hands with a grin.
Vivi pulls back the aura in fear of not bein able to stick to me anymore.
*Smack, smack! *
"Youch!" "AHN!" Two hands sprouted on their backs and smacked their firm asses.
"Well I'll put this eternal pose into the cabin if we will need it. I am going to sleep now." Lynx
I walk into the bedroom tiredly before dumping myself into the hammock and dose off.
...
"Fuuuuh! Fuuuh! Fuuuuh!..." Some very heavy breathing near my face.
As it's annoying me as I sleep, I open my eyes and see the crying Sanji as he looks at me like the biggest bastard alive.
"... What the fuck is your problem so early in the morning?" I open my mouth tothe unexpected wake up call.
"I. Hate. You! Why do you get all the girls that you bring! Leave some for us!" He bites his handkerchief as he stares at me hatefully.
It's too early for me to be dealing with this bullshit without coffee, so I try to stand up.
*Tug*
Something tugged on my body, so I look down.
" Aaaaaah! Now I get it!" I exclaim as I look at Vivi and Mikita hug me in their sleep.
I just turn my gaze at Sanji with a grin.
"Gotta step up your game, bro! I recruited two and another one will join us at a later date~" Lynx
"... That hottie will be joining us?" Sanji asks with hope.
"Yea, but she likes smart guys, so you better step up your game."
'Not like you will win by simping against my command, heh!' Lynx
"Ok thanks! I will go read some books immediately!" Sanji runs out.
"... Well let's enjoy this for a bit." My hands move, land on their asses and start to squeeze.
The girls wiggle from the squeezing until I see one flutter her eyes open. I lean in and give a kiss.
"Mm my prince~" Vivi is still in a daze after waking up and switches to her automatic koala form.
She hugs ands starts kissing me back. Without a thought her tongue goes to work by itself in exploring my mouth.
Reciprocrating with my own tongue, they start to turn and twist around each other, enjoying the sensation.
"Mmfh, ah,..." She starts to slightly moan.
At this time Mikita finally wakes up. Rubbing her eyes, she sees our make out and she puffs her cheeks in irritation. She raises her hand before promptly spanking Vivi's ass.
"Aaau!" Vivi from the unexpected pain bites down on our overlapping tongue.
"AAAAA MY TONGUE!" The hammock spins making all three of us crash onto the floor, with me and Vivi clutching our tongues.
"Mikitza! What dze hell?!" I yell at her while clutching my tongue.
Vivi finally fully awoke from the pain and is blushing like crazy about what she just did.
"Well you already claimed me as yours, but now you make out in front of me? Hmpf!" Mikita crosses her hands while turning away irritated.
"Quiet down, we still want to sleep!" Zoro
"..." I just haul Vivi and Mikita over my shoulders before walking to the storage.
I put down Vivi while placing Mikita over my knees.
"What are you doing?!" Mikita
"First, Vivi was here first, you are second. *smack* Second, jealousy is not tolerated. I will shower you with love no matter what. *smack* Now come here. *smack*"
I start to spank her beside my speech and lastly kiss her while giving her another spank.
"Ahn! No-Ahn! Mmfn?! Aah!" She moans from the spanks.
As our lips split and I stop to spank her, she looks reluctant, wiggling her butt as if she is asking for more.
Seeing her reaction I grin teasingly.
"So you want more spanks?" Lynx
Mikita blushes but nods while looking away.
"Good, then behave and you will get them later." Lynx
"Okay..." She hangs her head down under the disbelieving eye of Vivi.
"What do you mean I was first?" Vivi
'Damn now I have to handle her too.'
I grab her hands gently.
"Well when I saved you, I got you automatically as my summon. Now after hanging out with you so much in these few days... I am unwilling to give my little koala Vivi to anyone else." I kiss her hands.
"O-okay!" She turns around in panic with her glowing red.
"Why such a difference in behaviour?" Mikita just puffs up her cheeks in irritation, but does nothing.
"Behave, grow on me and I'll treat you like a princess too." I say like it's a matter of factly.
Vivi quickly turns around as Mikita stares at her with a mischivious grin.
"But I'll warn you only once! No infighting." The two take a step back and look away with a click of a tongue.
"Truce? Good! Now let's go eat breakfast." I grab their hands as I lead us out.
"Interesting~" A voice echoes in the storage area.
...
After breakfast I finally have time to start doing the most important thing for me-TRAIN!
I, Mikita, Vivi and Carue are standing in line across Zoro.
"So you all want to train huh?" Zoro grins nastily.
""No!"" "Quack!" Carue, Mikita and Vivi answer in sync.
"Yes, we are! We are currently too weak for the Grandline, so we need training." Lynx
"But you defeated me and mr 5 so easily?" Mikita look at me weirdly.
"That was thanks to my planning and the powers I summoned from Braum." I point at Braum.
"I'm here to help!" He gives me back a thumbs up while drinking a carton of milk.
"Blergh! This milk tastes like what Gragas calls cheap alcohol! I miss my Agatha..." Braum becomes sad while he continues sipping the milk.
"Who is Agatha?" Usopp
"She is the best cow at home!" Braum
Feeling a bit bad dragging him out from home, I try something.
'Can I unsummon him back to his world? But would I still have a connection with him?'
Focusing on him and thinking about sending him back home, Braum vanishes from the deck.
"WHAT?! Where did mustachio Braum go?!" Luffy screamed while checking the place Braum disappeared from.
'Hm? I can still feel the connection?' Lynx
I try summoning him again and he falls with his butt on the crouching Luffy.
"Ahhh!! Get off! You're heavy!!!" Luffy flails under Braums ass.
"Ah sorry Luffy. But what happened? I was home one second and now I am here again." Braum
"Hey Braum, where did you appear exactly? Is it the place you disappeared the first time?" Lynx
"Ah yes! I was just outside my house! Why do you ask?" Braum
"Well, I tried and was able to send you back to where I summoned you from." Lynx
"OH! That means I can still help my mother and drink the fresh milk of Agatha?" Braum asks excitedly.
"Yes, take a break and help at home for the next day." Lynx
"Bring that milk to while you are at it! I wanna try if it's really stronger than booze!" Zoro
"Yes, I do wanna see that milk if you compare this one to cheap booze against your milk." Sanji chimes in while holding a carton of milk.
"Haha, will do friends! Thanks Lynx! Now I don't need to worry about my old mother!" Braum
"No worries! Enjoy family time! I'll summon you in the morning again, about this time." Lynx
I send the waving Braum away again.
"With the distractions away, let's start!" A devils grin creeps up on Zoro's face.
And this is how me, the two girls and a giant duck started training.
Push ups, sit ups, jumping, running, swimming besides the boat (without Mikita) and many others.
When we climb back up onto the Merry exhausted, we see Zoro doing handstand push ups with Mikita sitting on his feet.
"How heavy are you right now?" I ask her as she casually sits up there.
"One ton. You finished a hundred already, can I go off?" Mikita complains to Zoro.
"After a thousand!" He just continues.
"Ughhh! Your feet are uncomfortable!" She complains to him.
...
Next day I resummon Braum. This time he is holding a barrel of what I'm guessing is milk.
"Come everybody! I will show you what real milk tastes like! It's fresh hahahaha!" Braum laugs proudly.
We all surround the barrel from curiousity. Sanji tries to carry the barrel to pasteurise it, but Braum stops him.
"Raw milk is best if you want to feel the power! Boiling is for sissies. You either drink it all or turn it into cheese!" He stands firm as if he will fight Sanji if he went with what he planned.
"But raw milk can cause diarrhea." Sanji states.
"You weak milk yes! But this one cleans your insides! What did Lynx say? Poison milk? It kills everything bad inside you and stimulates health! Why do you think Braum is so big and strong, no?" Braum
"Just give us the damn mugs curlybrow! I want to taste it already!" Zoro
"Shut it mosshead! Here! Go die of diarrhea!" Sanji throws metal mugs to us.
We take the mugs and capture some milk in them.
"Drink like human, not animal!" Braum punches Luffy away as he tries to dive into the barrel.
"Now let's see! Pfft, what the?! Oh god it actually BURNS!!! It's really poison!!!" Usopp drops and starts to roll on the floor in pain. He dropped his mug but Luffy catches it and shoves the milk down his gullet.
"Ah! It burns! Hahahaha!" Luffy starts to roll with Usopp while laughing.
The girls are not brave enough anymore as they just stand frozen.
Zoro shrugs and while I used to drink raw milk all the time, so we both start drinking.
"You weren't kidding Braum! This is a thousand times better than the ale in Whisky peak! It burns like the best alcohol, but it has good taste!" Zoro
"Ooooh! This tastes like the richest milk mixed with a strong ass herbal liquor!" I exclaim remembering a certain liquor, which is funnily enough named 'Milk of the mother-in-law'.
"Hahaha good! You two have a mans taste!" Braum pats our backs.
Sanji finally overcomes his avertion of raw milk and tries it too.
"Hmm? This is actually good! It's just a bit on the strong side. Hey Braum, do you think I can use this in my cooking?" Sanji
"Hm? You can as long as it's not for storing it longer. That kills the power of the milk." Braum nods to him.
Sanji fills some jugs and leaves while me, Zoro, Luffy and Braum continue to drink the rest of the milk.
....
"MOVE AWAY! THE TOILET IS MINE!" Zoro
"FUCK OFF, I WAS FIRST!" Lynx
"AS CAPTAIN I DEMAND THE TOILET FIRST!" Luffy
Usopp didn't bother to fight us and jumped into the ocean to do it there.
Sanji glares at Braum with shaking legs.
"You said there won't be diarrhea!" Sanji
"It's not diarrhea. And I said it kills all the bad things in your body. Those things have to leave one way or another. Hahaha!" Braum
"And then why are you unaffected?" Sanji
Braum thinks for a bit.
"Must be the mustache! Heh heh!" Braum laughs as we all curse him under our breath.
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