บท 9: SWAG...failed!
yes, yes i know...im late.
but in my defense! i was just bought "the legend of zelda: breath of the wild" yesterday and was too busy playing it!
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Sam: hmm...what to chose...
right now Sam had a difficult task..he was choosing which sword he is going to use in Skyrim! after a couple of LOOOONG hours os thinking he managed to narrow it down to 3 weapons.
the golden sword, which is the upgraded mastersword from "the legend of Zelda".
the muramasa from metal gear universe.
and Ascalon from dragon dogma, which is the second best blade in the game.
Sam: i mean...all of them are cool...but i think i am going to go with the golden sword. this thing is just too op.
and he was right. Do you guys know how the Mastersword from the zelda universe got created? it first started as the "goddess sword", a divine blade created by the goddess hylia that she would bestow on her chosen hero.
as you can guess, a sword created by a god is nothing to scoff at. BUT! Link from "skyward sword" (which is the first game in the zelda timeline) decides that he want's to make it EVEN BETTER!
what did he do?
found all 3 flames of power, which is literally the manifestation of power, of the 3 golden goddesses, the very same that created the triforce, a wish granting power that is able to destroy the world. After that he took the sword and made it absorb a part of the flames.
when all 3 were absorbed the sword changed into the mastersword, that was latter been blessed by Zelda, which was the reincarnation of the goddess hylia.
so in other words. This sword holds pieces of power from the 3 golden goddesse's, probably the most powerful entities in the zelda universe, is able to seal the darkness, not only that, but is also somehow linked to time itself in one way or another, because in "Acorina of time" you use it to go forward and back in time.
and in "windwaker" the mastersword was used to stop time itself-
in the distance: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!.
...as i was saying...in windwaker it was used to stop time itself, so the monster army that was storming the temple in which the mastersword was being kept in would be trapped there forever.
and you know whats the best part of all this?
there are still some abilities that the mastersword has.
in the game "a link to the past", link collects amulets that unlock more powers from the mastersword.
control over fire, earthquake, etc.
and before you say something like, "those are the amulets power, not the mastersword power". Well go play the game again, because link clearly uses the mastersword when using the power of the amulets.
the mastersword is either needed to channel the power of the amulets, or the amulets unlocks those powers that were originally dormant in the mastersword.
there are still SO many more powers that the mastersword shows in different zelda games, but i think its enough. I trust you already understand how OP this sword is.
having that in mind...HOW THE FUCK DO IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE THIS SWORD BETTER!? for all that I know it should be impossible! and yet, here it is! a golden mastersword with a green hilt...
yeah, he will definitely use the mastersword for this one.
Maybe he will use Ascalon in RWBY universe when he will reincarnate as Jaune arc? or just as himself? he didnt decided yet.
Sam: meh, i will decide when i get there, for now time to get ready! And by ready i mean...TIME TO GET FASHIONABLE!
Fantasy clothes, magic sword, a bow, and maybe a dagger! his aim is to make all the ladies and boys turn their heads when he will walk past them!
Sam: i need music for this.
taking out a random Iphone and turning on the music he started to change.
Iphone: SEXBOMB, SEXBOM~ your a sexbomb~!! You can give it to me when I need to come along~!
Sam: oh yeah, its all coming together.
---timeskip brought you by Sam doing Jojo Posses in different clothes---
it was a boring day in Dragonsreach, the Jarl was making preparations for a possible dragon attack, the guards were making sure the law was not broken, and Nazeem was the annoying little fuck he always was.
well...at least it was, untill Sam entered the city.
Wearing a green tunic with chain mail underneath, a sword on his back, together with a shield and bow, he made his way down town like he owned the place.
the children let out a "wow" of amazement! the ladies had a panty crisis, the man scoffed from jealousy, and the Guards seeing the majestic equipment he was carrying, looked at their own and became depressed.
it was none other then Sam, who was wearing the Tunic that link from "twilight princess" used (minus the hat) and walking trough the city with his SWAG more on!
'hehehe, yes! look at me you puny mortals! bathe in my glory and-'
sudently he tripped.
'-OH SHIT!'
unfortunately Sam landed face first into the ground and broke his nose in the process.
seing this, the people of dragonsreach had only one things to say.
the people of dragonsreach: *WHEEZE*
soon everyone who saw that was dying from laughter, making Sam run away in embarrassed like a little bitch.
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