" stop laughing like a creep my sweet student after blowing up almost the whole forest . sigh.. now we should be thinking about running away from here quickly before daimyo of land of tea sends his shinobi to investigate about the explosion .. "
jiraya said in a helpless voice and his words made a little angry.
you are creepy , your entire family is creepy you perverted big brother !! I cursed him inwardly while calming down as my laughter was really uncalled for after doing such a bad deed . well I could not help it because I had to let out all the frustrations about slow gain of exp points in the past 4 years that was finally gone .
" tch.. you act like an idiot sometimes big brother !" I looked at jiraya with fake disdain and he was confused by the shameless insult from his student .
" learn to respect your elders you cheeky brat !" jiraya looked at me with anger in his eyes and I was laughing at him . it was too fun to tease my teammates all the time .
" cough.. I said you are an idiot because we can just reverse summoning to go to mount Myobku and to konoha from there !! you had left grandpa toad with hokage old man right ? he could easily summon us with his enormous chakra reserves.. "
" holy shit !! " jiraya was shocked that his mind could not realise such a simple escape method. he chose to not say anything and just slammed his palm on the floor .
a 2meters huge toad came with a cloud of smoke . " chika chan , please use reverse summoning to teleport us to mount myoboku. "
chika chan was actually a female toad and I was shocked because I could not see the difference until I heard her melodious voice . this voice was total waste on a toad ..
" jiraya chan hmphf. . you summon me for the first time and do not even show me around. hmphf.. baka !!! " chika chan said with her cute idol type voice and I would have become a fan definitely if I didnt see her toad figure..
she did some hand seals and slammed her huge hands on the ground . me and jiraya almost instantly appeared inside a beautiful forest which had huge vegetation . near the huge waterfall , there were many big stone toad statues lined up . grandma toad who was also small like grandpa toad came to us .
" jiraya chan , you must be tired . young ren do you want to eat my special food ? I made a lot so you will definitely be able to eat your fill !"
listening to kind words of grandma toad , me and jiraya forced a smile at her while holding urge to vomit remembering the horror of her cooking. when I came here for the first time 2 years ago , I had the experience of vomiting for an hour straight after eating her cooking ..
" grandma , we will eat next time . now can you please send us to konoha ? we have to tell urgent news to old man hokage . " I did not dare to act disrespectful with her and said politely . her sound genjutsu was really scary and I definitely did not want to face it ..
after that she used some strange method which I was not allowed to see to contact grandpa toad who was with hokage at the village . I held the hand of jiraya and again we both disappeared and appeared inside the same old office of old man hokage ..
" yo. old man , you missed me ? " I immediately winked at him courteously and just as I had expected he was totally angry.
I cursed jiraya because he just had to send the information about me blowing up the cave soon as otherwise it would have taken days till old man hokage got the information.
old man really hated paperwork and political schemes . so he was clearly angry about possible complaint from land of tea asking compensation about the damage I caused . keke.. but the worry was completely unnecessary because nobody even knew about me and jiraya entering the territory of land of tea . we had the secret mission of gathering mission so maintained disguise and secrecy whole time there . and due to our quick escape , daimyo could not link the crime to us anyway..
" you brat.. you will really give me a heart attack someday !! fuu.. fuu.. tch.. anyway if land of tea came with any proof and asked for compensation then you will be responsible for the money .. " shameless old man openly pushed the responsibility on me but I ignored him because it was impossible for them to come up with any proof..
" ren, you can leave now . you will be given reward of one S rank and 3 A rank missions for your service along with jiraya . remember to keep the details of mission absolute secret. you can collect the rewards anytime but first go and rest at home .. " old man really was too easy on me . he quickly returned to his usual kind demeanor and I felt warmth from his softened gaze and kind tone ..
i happily left the room thinking about what S rank jutsu should i request ? I could exchange the mission reward for limited access to one S rank jutsu scroll or 5 A rank jutsu scrolls. I decided to go home and spend time relaxing time with uncle sakumo and aunt Akira while thinking about my choice leisurely ...