บท 50: Crazy Cheater

Recap

"Business will always be business, regardless of the circumstances."

"Christian."

"Yes?"

"I also have business to attend to, but you won't see me attending to it on our wedding day," says the bride. I responded in the affirmative.

"Please accept my apologies."

"I'm so glad I married a robot," says the author. I responded in the affirmative.

"A sultry billionaire robot," says the narrator. "He said it," he said.

"Can you tell me where the sexiness is?" "I told you," I said. In a slight backwards movement, he demonstrates his body. I laughed, and he smiled back at me.

"In a few moments, we'll be on our way," says the driver. He presented his argument.

"I'm hoping so, because I'm exhausted and all I want to do is sleep." says the author.

"There will be no vacation," he stated emphatically.

"You were the last person I expected to send me a card."