บท 100: Choosing a Faction: FOR Lolis, or Against Lolis?

Meanwhile, while Zhao and Chunhua were settling their dispute the only way Cultivators know how...

Akira had just retrieved the giant golf ball disco ball thingy, called a [Mermaid's Beacon], against Vash's advice. When suddenly, a woman's booming voice could be heard from on high; like it was addressing Akira directly from the heavens:

"Aha! This is a pre-recorded message. Whoever you are, you've—like—totally found my favorite pearl! So now, you've gotta bring it back. To my temple. Right NOW."

It was a bubbly, ditzy voice: sounding like any one of those gold-digging girls who used to somehow get ahold of Akira Maximilian's personal phone number, just to make unsolicited advances toward him. Only, this time, it wasn't so much annoying as it was incredibly poorly timed: the disembodied voice being met with a piercing shriek from the Guy Fly dragon, followed by the sound of its wingbeats growing louder…