บท 12: Alabasta I

Crocodile coughed and said "As much as I'd like to keep watching your comedy skit we have a special guest coming." Luffy jumped at the cage growling "Crocodile!" before slumping to the ground, Smoker spoke up "It's useless Straw hat these bars are made out of sea stone it saps your strength." Crocodile laughed at Luffy's antics and turned to the door and said "Ahh Miss All Sunday I see you've brought our guest!" Robin appeared at the door holding Vivi and bringing her down in front of Crocodile. Vivi looked at Crocodile with hatred and said "You bastard i'll kill you" before taking out her peacock slashers and attempting to cut him, Zeus yawned and said "Oi Vivi relax, you can't kill him even if he stood there and let you, just let him reveal all his plans and start his evil monologue already, i'm waiting to tell a story over here." Crocodile and everyone else looked at Zeus, who shrugged his shoulders and said "It's true look" Crocodile shook his head and started his monologue, he said how he framed the king and started a rebellion so he could start his Operation Utopia and control Alabasta. Zeus sighed and said "Yeah, Yeah Crocky Hurry up and get it over with." Crocodile glared at him and said "I'm gonna control this country and there's nothing you can do to stop me!" Zeus clapped and everybody turned to him as he said "Alright now places people i'll tell you a VERY interesting story and the main character is our 'man' of the hour Crocky!" Crocodile frowned and Zeus continued after getting everyone's interest "So does anybody know a man named Ivankov?" Crocodiles pupils shrunk and Robin said "I do he's one of the revolutionaries I'm pretty sure" Zeus clapped and praised her "As expected of my beautiful Robin, you're exactly right!" Robin blushed a bit at the praise and Zeus continued "Anyway so Ivankov ate a devil fruit and a very particular devil fruit at that, his devil fruit is known as the Horu-Horu no mi does anybody know what it does?" Robin spoke up again "If I guess correctly it has the ability to control hormones?" Zeus had stars in his eyes "Robin i'm falling for you more and more you are absolutely correct!" Robin blushed again but harder this time Zeus chuckled at her red face and continued "So yes as Robin said he has the ability to change Hormones in the body but Ivankov is also know and the Queen of the okamas because of his hormone changing powers he can change people into whatever gender they want, so the story goes that a woman who had a scar across her nose, slick black hair and liked to wear suits, showed up in front of Ivankov and asked him to change her gender to that of a man, Ivankov being the kind person he is complied with the woman request and changed the woman's gender after that he kept away from Ivankov and made a name for herself." Zeus looked up at a pale Crocodile and started laughing "Shishishishi and that name was 'Sir' Crocodile! Shishishishishishi!" Everybody other than Zeus and Crocodile gasped, amd turned to look at Crocodile, who was staring at Zeus looking absolutely murderous. Before Crocodile could say anything Robin's Den Den Mushi started ringing thinking it was good to distract Crocodile at the moment she answered "Um Hello?" Crocodile grabbed the microphone and said said "What is it?" the voice on the other end said "Oh I recognize that voice hello Mr.0" Crocodile frowned and said "Who is this?" the man on the other end said "Welcome to Shitty restaurant." Crocodile seethed "You were the one pretending to be Mr.3 who are you really?" It was Sanji, he said "Well you can call me Mr. Prince" Luffy yelled from the cage "Mr.Prince come save us we're trapped in a cage!" Sanji said "Alright you shitty Captain i'm coming" before a gun shot was heard and another voice came in "Boss we got that Mr. Prince guy" Crocodile smiled and said "Good job i'm coming out now." She/He turned to Robin and said "Let's go" before walking out, just before the door Zeus called out to him "Oi Crocodile! Um I just want to know do you go by he or she?" Crocodile growled and smashed the wall causing water to quickly fill the room before He sneered and said "He. Consider it your last request." Zeus gave a breath of relief "Thank god you know cus calling you a she when you're in your man form kinda puts me off ya know?" Crocodile seethed and walked away, while Robin looked at Zeus who winked at her causing her to blush before she chased after him. Zeus was sitting in the cage chuckling before he lit up a cigarette and turned to Smoker and said "See that's how you flirt with a woman Smokey, she blushed 3 times maybe if you complimented Hina once in a while you'd get laid and stop being such a stiff." causing Zoro to chuckle and Smoker to throw him jutte at Zeus, who caught it and slammed into the wall, Zeus looked up and waved the jutte "Oi Smokey don't want this no more?" he walked up to Smoker who had no reaction and started poking him with it frowning because Smoker wasn't reacting "Oi Smokey don't die on me say something!" Zeus started poking Smoker in the face "OI! YOU DUMB BASTARD SAY SOMETHING!" Smoker growled and grabbed the jutte before slamming Zeus on the ground into the water while Zeus was laughing.