บท 67: The soft butt
While the monster was marking Frozen Milk in his mind as his archenemy, it watched how another puny human was testing its patience.
However, the good thing for the monster was that Vil, who won, decided to fight with Frozen Milk on his shoulder because he didn't want to give up Frozen Milk to any of the other lecherous people.
Before the others could stop Vil, he already walked towards the monster. The monster narrowed its eyes and welcomed this great present that served his archenemy on a plate. It was thankful to the puny human to have brought Frozen Milk straight to him.
It stood up and let out a loud growl to exert its dominance.
Vil didn't react to it, in fact, he didn't even properly see the monster, the only thing that was on his mind was the superb sensation of Frozen Milk's soft butt under his fingers.
Rub Rub Rub a bit. Ah yes, so soft, so round, so nice.
How would it feel like to have this butt sit on Vil again? What must Vil do to experience the bliss again?
For the sake of continuing experiencing this joy, Vil wanted to kill the monster with one punch. The monster, on the other hand, felt very confident but with each step Vil took closer, it felt an oppressing air suffocating it and the monster decided to change strategy.
Fighting this insane maniac that was coming to him and bringing death? No way. So, it quickly worked its little beast brain and decided to instead come up with a superior strategy. That was to kidnap Frozen Milk and run.
Frozen Milk that vicious bastard was the cause of its torment!
Yet poor Frozen Milk didn't even know that once again he offended someone.
In a sense, this monster was Frozen Milk's equivalent... If Frozen Milk was a monster, he would be this creature.
The system was amused at this sight and wondered if this monster wouldn't also become a suitor for Frozen Milk, after all, each character Frozen Milk offended would end up licking up to him in hopes to get a taste of that sweet milk.
Frozen Milk could never let that happen, his characters wanting him? No problem! A fucking monster wanting to hump him? NEVER EVER EVER!
Get this shitty plotline out of here! You can have any genre, any trope, whatever! But beastiality? Are you out of your fucking mind? Are you? ARE YOU? Go and read the Lord's bible, go and shower in holy water every day for at least a year! You damned sinner walking the path of crooked living being!
As if Frozen Milk could feel his demise, he woke up and accustomed himself to what was happening. For some reason, he saw Prota, Glimpse Water and Holbe in the far back while he somehow moved forwards.
Then he realised he was still on Vil's shoulder and turned around and almost wanted to faint again!
Too ugly! What was that ugly hybrid thing?
What the hell was a monster doing in his story?
He directly stared into the monster's eyes and as if Frozen Milk didn't suffer enough, the monster could instantly read Frozen Milk's mind and was sure that Frozen Milk was really its enemy.
"Vil, what are you doing?"
Yet Vil didn't even notice Frozen Milk woke up and continued rubbing his soft butt. Knead a bit here. Knead a bit there. Ah, pleasure. Ah, the ecstasy. Ah, Frozen Milk's butt could really be described as a peach. Would it be juicy too?
Frozen Milk jumped up as he finally felt Vil's hand. He was red with anger but now a more pressing matter appeared.
The monster!
Frozen Milk thought Vil wasn't right in his mind and didn't see that abomination. So, once he saw that the monster also approached them with Vil doing nothing but walking to their demise, Frozen Milk jumped off and shielded Vil from it.
Frozen Milk didn't know why because he was pretty sure that Vil could easily defeat the monster but his body acted on his own.
"Vil, run! I'll take care of it!"
The monster raised its head arrogantly as if to say, you want to defeat me you mere weakling, sad excuse of a mortal?
"My Lord!"
Frozen Milk turned around and cursed.
"What the hell are you acting coy and touched for? Don't you see this blob of shit right there? Run!"
Indeed, like son, like father.
"My Lord, you care so much about me. I'm so happy! Too happy!"
While Frozen Milk was red with rage, Vil was red with, cough, indecent pleasure.
Vil said those words loudly so that the three in the back could hear it and as they also saw how Frozen Milk shielded Vil, they grew sour with jealousy.
No! He loves me more!
Me! Me! Me!
บท 68: The heavenly theatre of saving the princesses
As if lightning hit them, Prota, Glimpse Water and Holbe bolted towards the monster, which not only perplexed the monster but also Frozen Milk.
What in the bloody world were they doing? Why would they just run into the monster like that?
Frozen Milk was too stunned as he watched how Prota arrived first at the monster and, contrary to Frozen Milk's expectation that Prota would kill the monster to save them, Prota bumped against the monster and fell down.
It rather seemed like the monster was in pain of having Prota touch him than Prota falling to the ground acting as if the monster was really able to push him, the mighty protagonist, to the ground and hurt him.
"Frozen Milk, please save me too!"
What?
Frozen Milk witnessed what was called a true acting show and every muscle of his body was fighting to kill themselves so Frozen Milk wouldn't have to move and could just die without seeing this stupid theatre!
Vil grabbed Frozen Milk's shirt and looked like an aggrieved maiden.
FUCK! You are the villain why are you-
"Frozen Milk!!!" Prota cried out as he took the paw of the monster to hit himself with it.
"Please save me, the monster just tried to kill me!"
Pretty sure, you were the one courting death!
The system cackled with laughter. AHAHAHA so funny! Frozen Milk puked in his mind and wished his system could smell the foul scent and drown in his vomit.
"Frozen Milk!" Prota continued to cry for him.
Frozen Milk's veins on his forehead bravely sacrificed themselves.
"My Lord," Vil didn't let go of Frozen Milk and looked even shyer than the most innocent girl on earth.
Why are you trying to compete for my attention? I just woke up, ok! Give me some slack here!
Holbe and Glimpse Water arrived later than Prota and watched from the sidelines to determine if it was really worth the effort to bother with that ugly monster to get Frozen Milk's attention.
They needed to be sure Frozen Milk actually would help Prota before diving into the same plot point like Prota and Vil.
And indeed, Frozen Milk that naive idiot told Vil, "Don't worry, it's fine. I'll come back soon, wait for me."
Why did he sound like a prince promising his sweet loving princess his return after he defeated the bad dragon? Only thing was that Prota was another princess he needed to save! Two-timing! Frozen Milk how dare you two-time?
Vil made a mental note to thoroughly engrave in Frozen Milk's body just who his main lover was!
... If Frozen Milk would ever let him touch him. Vil sighed in sadness.
Frozen Milk rushed to Prota's side and not being able to bear Prota's hopeful eyes, Frozen Milk's eye twitched as he was forced to not let his protagonist down and cough out those cringy, cliche lines he swore he'd never say,
"Don't you dare touch... him! I will defeat you and make you grovel in regret."
"My dear," Prota whispered and pouted when Frozen Milk glared at him.
What was this? Roleplay? Wasn't this situation severe? And why the fuck, Frozen Milk glared at the monster, would you play along?
The monster was, in fact, lonely and this was fun, even though Frozen Milk was still its archenemy.
Frozen Milk bit his tongue and chocked out, "Don't harm my dear! I won't let you even touch a hair on-"
Prota pinched Frozen Milk, so the latter would say those heavenly words that made the other three unbelievably green, "On... my dear's body!"
Prota nodded and nestled himself into Frozen Milk's arms as Frozen Milk shielded him from the monster.
This was the cue for Glimpse Water to follow suit.
"Father!" Glimpse Water shouted as he laid underneath the monster's tail, seemingly buried.
How the fuck did you get under there?
Frozen Milk's veins were working overtime to make this whole scene more elaborate.
"Father, I need to be saved more, this monster here is trying to send me 6ft under the ground!"
Where you belong to!
Frozen Milk sighed as Prota didn't want to leave and Frozen Milk had to say the same words he told Vil and went to save another princess.
This three-timer!
Prota was sure he needed to properly find a way into Frozen Milk's heart, so he could stay in there and never ever leave again!
Frozen Milk and the monster played along and this time Frozen Milk shielded Glimpse Water from the monster while the monster proudly acted as the villain and growled. At this point, it seemed more like a puppy- an ugly and deformed one but with much fantasy, a puppy.
Frozen Milk freed Glimpse Water from the monster's tail and Glimpse Water said, "Father please tell the monster that you would even go the incest route with your son, me here!"
"You monster, don't touch my son, I would even-"
Wait what?
Frozen Milk hit Glimpse Water and dragged that unfilial and lewd son away from the monster and then after promising princess number three, he made his way to princess number 4 or the actual princess!
Four-timer!
Glimpse Water cursed that he had to act like a son and wished familial love was a thing in this world and forgot he wasn't actually related to Frozen Milk.
Holbe didn't think of anything special and didn't want to bother with the monster, so she just laid in front of it and with her beautiful face silently cried for Frozen Milk's help.
She knew Frozen Milk would immediately rush to her without her needing to say anything, after all, she was the one who had the most advantage.
"Hubby!" Holbe cuddled against Frozen Milk, who caressed her head, and shot everyone a triumphant stare.
I was the first loser but ultimately won the battle! Ha, take that, you lowly males!
Frozen Milk didn't even need to look at her face, the blackened aura around Holbe told him enough and he gulped.
He really spoiled his characters way too much! What did he become? An entertainer?
Frozen Milk was ready to unleash his load at everyone. How dare you! I played along with you for long enough!
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