Sunday. A day to lay rest. Enjoy. Peace. Relax.
It was the day Frozen Milk held highest in his heart, a day he put all of his life force into to replenish himself. He finally had some alone time. The creator could cherish his own achievement and take a breather.
Yet, everything had to come back, and it would end in a full circle, only then would the little devils and the writer god be satisfied and bring upon blessing to this small exploitable cannon fodder.
He shall return to the roots and the earth shall swallow him up to lead him to the depths of all origins in the black abyss of hatred.
Frozen Milk after more than two years finally had the chance to interact with his own world again. Yet the way he expected it hit him over and handed him to the evil maestri the system was. In front of Frozen Milk, the all-familiar window opened up- the hate comments of his readers.
All Frozen Milk wanted was a relaxed day. A peaceful, normal, resting day! His characters finally left him alone and Frozen Milk wanted to exploit this opportunity to have some time alone! But it seemed like Sunday was now the day for his fucking system to toy with him!
Fuck! Couldn't Frozen Milk just catch a break for once?
"What is the meaning of this?" a shitstorm appeared before Frozen Milk again, however this time he neither appreciated nor enjoyed it.
"System congratulates host on finishing the book and retribution. Host truly redeemed himself and lives happily in peace now. Therefore, system will sort out the rewards. After completing the plot, system promised host to be able to draw random prizes.
Since host already is part of the story now, plot armour isn't needed anymore. System took the freedom to draw for ho-"
"You fucking did what for me? Hey, can't I even get the right to draw my ow-"
"System has achieved the prize 'peek into host's world' for host. Rejoice host."
"This is just some bullshit you made up for your self-satisfaction, isn't it? I bet you get a kick out of it! What kind of stupid prize is this? It's useless! Unnecessary! Unacceptable! Let me draw again! I don't need this!"
"Host, please calm down and appreciate your system's care for you."
"You fucking audacious AI garbage! Care for me a crap! This is solely for your entertainment! Just admit it."
"Ah..." the system sighed.
Frozen Milk thought he heard wrong, "Ungrateful host and I don't even get paid…"
This was the first time his system addressed itself as 'I'.
"So, you think of yourself as a person now? Screw you? Damn right, you don't get paid for your lousy service. Tell me, how long do I have to endure you, didn't I finish my mission?"
"Host cannot go home."
"I know, my corpse's already rotten and disintegrated in my pee."
"Exactly."
"Fuck! You don't have to verify that!"
"I- System will be by host's side until host dies."
"…"
"Host?"
"Shut up. I just wish you'd disappear. What do you mean, stay with me until I die? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
Frozen Milk was experiencing a mental breakdown. No, no, no, this couldn't be true. Absolutely not. His system will cling onto him for the rest of his life?
Fuck, aren't there any other victims his system could prey on? So why Frozen Milk? Why only him? Damn it! Go and infest the brain of other transmigrated authors! Wait... Wait... Frozen Milk... Frozen Milk might be the only stupid one!
FUCK!
"Host..." the system obviously could read Frozen Milk's mind.
"Shut up."
"Host, please look at your readers' comments during your absence. System grants host the ability to continue writing and updating."
"Like fuck I need that! No more! Never ever again! I'd rather grovel in 10 000 needles stuck in my skin and pierce my bones than to lift any finger again to produce a single word."
"Host might want to rethink."
And so Frozen Milk dived into his comments like the nights he did before he transmigrated.
Selons34- 7.13pm started a new thread ' Disappearance of Frozen Milk'
Hey, what happened to the author? Did all the hate comments make him go and reevaluate his life?
Pen**lover- 7.15pm
Who knows? Hopefully. Looking back at his chapters while commenting and spamming him, I'd say he might have a mental breakdown. People can be cruel lolol
Saintxangel- 7.15pm
I sell nud** pls contact me via dm [kissmouth] [kissmouth] fancy some hot nud**?
Kimreyne- 7.16pm
Ha! Bet that jerk can't afford no place to live! Scurries around like a rat! Serves him triple right
Leonapof- 7.17pm
@kimreyne do the authors even get paid here?
Mopmopyoudow- 7.17pm
@leonapof ofc they do, only contracted authors can publish here. They can make up to several k's a month. Frozen Milk was shameless to breach contracts and published on several sites, yet they didn't do anything because he was the highest selling one.
Londfallyousquash- 7.17pm
OP, why did you start this useless thread? Bored? Get a life! No one cares! Good he finally stopped polluting!
Carrotseaglex3- 7.18pm
Trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash
Mopmopyoudow- 7.19pm
Wtf??? @mod delete and ban that user above!
Leonapof- 7.21pm
@mopmopyoudown thanks! Didn't know that, maybe I sh apply too. Do you know how to do that?
Frozen Milk despaired! Guys! You're in a thread about me! Care more about me and stop going off topic!
Leyole [mod]- 7.23pm
@carrostseaglex3 warning: if you write unnecessary comments, you'll be banned
@leonapof please refer to the other threads for this, keep this thread only for the intended subject.
Thank you mod! Frozen Milk never knew he should've appreciated mods more.
Selons34- 7.25pm
Despite everything. I kinda digged his stories. It was bad but amusing. How about we guess what happened to him? A word warrior couldn't disappear like that.
Camorad- 7.25pm
He maybe vacation? Weren't the first time he do so. Sry my English bad
Ralfon- 7.26pm
Ded
Nomadine- 7.26pm
Dead
Phipon345- 7.26pm
What the above said
Housanx- 7.26pm
Went to f*** a horse and then got arrested, I saw this one article about him, you can check it out here – [link]
Ralfon- 7.27pm
@housanx no way burh! I'm ded! Is that how frozen milk looks like? One of those guys that prolly go and bangs his sis
Hollialov- 7.27pm
Slap me! Srsly? Dat him? Omg! Omg! Ahahahaa always wondered if there was something wrong with his head
Frozen Milk face blanked as he scrolled down this thread that should obviously stroke his ego and not let blasphemous rumours like this flow around!
Frozen Milk scrolled and scrolled hoping for at least a single good thing out of this trash prize the system gave him but!
BUT!
Nothing!
The comments went on and on about those shitty unnecessary rumours being true or not and they dragged, trashed, and hated on Frozen Milk, speculating about his whereabouts.
Frozen Milk couldn't watch anymore. This whole thread and all of these comments tearing him apart and speculating his whereabouts was insane!
This was too much for his now delicate heart. How in the world was he able to endure and even enjoyed this blackened hatred that literally took form and punched him in his face? This was nothing but torture!
Yet the system forced him to continue watching until an eye-stinging and familiar username appeared.
Mr. ambassador- 7.45pm
I can confirm the news about him, and the horse is not true. Frozen Milk isn't that much of a low life. I've enjoyed various private talks with him and can say with confidence he got scared by me and my superior writing abilities. Frozen Milk pales in comparison and thought he couldn't keep his throne anymore.
FUCK! Frozen Milk grabbed the windows yet every time he tried his hands just went through it. He wished he could reach through this damn screen and murder that damned ambassador .
Private conversations? You mean just me destroying you pathetic excuse of an author?
Superiors writing abilities? You mean you lowly disgrace who can only publish 1-2000 cheap words and they were all just bad, bad, bad are better than this God here? Really? You really think so?
Got scared? Me? Of you? Last time I checked, while I was still reigning and dominating the rankings like a billionaire mafia boss smashing his lackeys to hell, you fucktard were on the lowest of the low!
Can't keep my throne anymore? Bastard! That's only because I fucking transmigrated! You wanna come and try to transmigrate here? Huh? Let's see if you can still keep your throne, you illegitimate wannabe prince!
Frozen Milk was so angry, he could explode. His blood reached a boiling point and wanted to be splattered all over Mr. Ambassador.
Mr. Ambassador, a fellow author like Frozen Milk. He was fairly popular known for his mediocre romance novels. He would also try to pick fights with Frozen Milk on a daily basis.
At first, Frozen Milk didn't care for a lowly small author like him but Mr. Ambassador started calling him out more and more and commented on every chapter of his, and in every thread about Frozen Milk you could bet that fucking Mr. Ambassador was there.
Frozen Milk really wondered if he wasn't just a secret admirer of his but then one day, just for one day, heaven knew how but Mr. Ambassadors cheesy novel 'I belong to you honey' surpassed his great/trashy transmigration novel as the top 1.
It was the first time in the five years Frozen Milk was an author that this disgrace of a fucked up miracle happened and so from that day on Frozen Milk called Mr. Ambassador his rival.
And this rival wreaked havoc upon Frozen Milk's reputation. Him banging a horse? Fine! Fine! No problem! Frozen Milk didn't mind!
Him giving way to a petty author like Mr. Ambassador?
No. fucking. way!
Frozen Milk could never allow this, even if he was buried 6ft under heavy cement, he would crawl his way out to haunt Mr. Ambassador and give him a horror story to convert him to a horror author before he'd pull him with him to hell.
Frozen Milk gnashed his teeth as he read the flood of the following comments.
Yellowlila-7.46pm
OMG! IT'S MR.AMBASSADOR! I'm such a big fan! I love you so much! So so much!
Frozen Milk never got comments like this and he could imagine that bastard was smiling and basking in all his glory, hoping Frozen Milk could see how superior he was. And yet to Frozen Milk's misfortune, he did.
Selons34- 7.38pm
Wow! Are you guys acc friends?
NO!
Mr.Ambassador7.49pm
Yes, Frozen Milk entrusted me with all these worse to pass onto you.
rosewater- 7.50pm
What happened to Frozen Milk? Why can't he answer himself?
Frozen Milk had enough of the praises that showered Mr. Ambassador and of the assumptions made about him.
"Fine," Frozen Milk told his system, "You won! I'll start writing again and post the hell out of these forums. Let me access my account."
"Very well, host," system did so.
Frozen Milk wanted to immediately put everyone into place when he stopped. A brilliant idea crept into his small brain again. And everytime this happened, nothing good would come out of it. Nothing good.
"Host?" system had the same feeling. Something was wrong.
"System, do me a favour."
"?"
"Make that bastard transmigrate into this story so I can beat the crap out of him."
System was dumbfounded, "He's still alive."
"Then do something about it!"
"Is host ready to become a murderer?"
Frozen Milk thought for a while, "Fair enough. I'll wait until he perishes naturally but then promise me, he'll get transmigrated here."
There was no way Frozen Milk would let such an insult go down. He would have to beat Mr. Ambassador up himself! Even if it was the last thing he did!
"Host knows that the authors have to-"
"You can take care of that."
System sighed, "If host wants to."
System wondered why it even agreed to do so but then again, this only added more spicy fun to his pitiful host. Suddenly, system anticipated this whole ordeal very much. Maybe it could really use a hand to speed things up. Hehe.
Frozen Milk didn't know what doom he put over his head himself and just almost entirely forgot this matter again.
And with that Frozen Milk's adventure and story came to an end yet will go on forever.
In the end, who would be the one to stay by Frozen Milk's side forever to enjoy his unconditional and sole love for them?
This matter was far from being resolved especially when a pathetic author named Mr. Ambassador was not long after transmigrated and joined the happy harem. And at around the same time, Bro, that converted monk with a subtle sadist side still in him would also come back for Frozen Milk.
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Well there's that.
Good luck, Frozen Milk.
PLEASE READ!!!
This story is still not finished!
The main story has come to an end but the story will be continued in the various 'epilogues' and side stories that will follow, so hope you'll look forward to it!
Let's see how Frozen Milk can survive more targets and who he will choose at the end, or will he even choose anyone?
And there will be even some spicy chapters??
Either way, hope you will continue reading! Thanks for all the support and enjoying this story!
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