บท 13: Who the **** is Naruko?
"Teemo, how many bandits are there?"
"There are about 30 Bandits! Can I eliminate all of them?"
"No, that will give me about 3 defense" I rushed towards the camp Teemo scouted and began to kill them all. I slashed and hacked and kicked until they were all died. I looked in a cage and there was about 5 girls chained up. That is creepy and I got the chains off and told them to go while giving them some money.
Yun Che looks at a particularly good looking one in a daze, I got to say though, she looks better then that bitch Xia Qingyue.
"Lecher!" A bang on his head came in the form of the black haired loli.
During these 2 days, I did the Doom Trial and got the 17 chips, enough to upgrade my suit fully. It is time, genderbend time. Yun Che and Jasmine also accepted that we are in another world. Also can I just say Jasmine reaches Kurama level of tsundere.
{I heard that brat!}
System, start the genderbend Trial!
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New Trial!
Defeat Genderbend Team 7! Defeat canon Team 7!
Rewards: Shadow Self, Gigalith Mega Stone, Key Stone
Note: You and your team are fighting canon Team 7 and genderbend team 7 at the same time. You are roleplaying as an evil version of them.
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I walk into a portal with my crew behind me, I look to see an older version of me and another older version of me and a girl version of me that both look 15. There is also genderbend Sasuke and Sakura. Then there is older Sakura and Sasuke. Both of the Sasuke's look edgy and both of the Sakura's look useless
(AN: Just think Sexy jutsu Naruto is the genderbend.)
Everyone but me and the wuxia people are surprised and looks at each other.
(AN: They have seen weirder shit then this.)
"Who are you!" The older Naruto asks.
"Well, my name is Naruto Uzumaki and I am tasked to defeat all of you in a fight." I say.
"You are not Naruto Uzumaki! I am!" He said.
"We both come from different timelines. Let's just say that at the time of our birth, I turned into a girl, I would turn out like her." I point to the girl version of me.
"Me? But my name is Naruko Uzumaki." They just replaced the t with a k!
"So you are saying we are all different versions of each other?" Sasuke said.
"Yea, for me, I am a rogue ninja from the hidden leaf, this is my head band." I show them my headband which all of them gasp.
"Why did you abandon the village that raised you? You are me so you would have stayed there!"
Canon Naruto asked.
"Because they drove me out of the village because I was different. They didn't just hate me, they despised me!" I say with hatred. Sasuke and girl Sasuke look at me, reconigizing my hatred.
"Anyways-" I make a rasengan in my hand and get ready, they are confused.
"Lets dance!" I say and my team attacks. They know what I want and get ready. I use Rasengan on Sakura and she is blown back. The two Narutos attack me with Rasengan with a clone holding it, pathetic.
I duck and they use Rasengan on each other and slashed with Zanpakuto Soul Edge. I made Soul Edge into my Zanpukuto using the manual. It hits both of them and sends them back. The Sasuke's and Sakura's are distracted by my crew. I think my crew will win because Gigalith is level 52 and Yun Che and Jasmine are at True Profound Realm Level 5 and 6 respectively. I look over to find Naruto in his tailed beast state, though only with the red chakra cloak, same with Naruko.
(AN: Since they are fighting even with Canon Sasuke and Canon Sakura, let's say is right after the time skip, they are fighting evenly. Ok, more like Sakura is the meatshield and Sasuke is fighting. So lets bump Sakura a few levels down. That means that our Naruto is only 25 and is fighting a level 34 person! To explain this, I only have one thing to say, the power of being an op system owner. Also the Saitama workout helps even though it only helped him for 2 days, still gave him 2+ in all physical stats, not intellegence though.)
I can't help but smile, a long one at that. I get ready and rush with Teemo covering me, having finished bullying Sakura. He shoots about 3 blinding darts at both at them. The tails deflect it though so he throws mushrooms. I use look at Naruko and slash at her. She blocks with the tails and tries to use rasengan. I use my own Rasengan and the two rasengans clashed, then I used another Rasengan with my other hand and it her in the face. She is blown back and I Front kick her and she is knocked out, great. I look at Naruto who is surrounded by mushrooms and darts. I run while having hand signs.
Wind Style: Great Breakthrough!
It damages Naruto a little and pushes him into a bunch of mushrooms that bounce him back and forth until I Hwechook him in the back. Why do I feel like I am bullying them?
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Trial Clear!
Rewards: Shadow Self, Gigalith Mega Stone, Key Stone
Teleporting back!
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Huh, I guess that was very easy.
I arrive at the bandit base and Yun Che and the loli are arguing again, great.
We decided to call it a day and slept in the blood-soaked sheets of the bandits. Surprisingly, I heard moans of happiness from where Jasmine and Yun Che are. I also hear a slapping sound from Teemo's tent. Weird, I need to ask them during breakfast.
[The next morning]
We are eating the boar we hunted for breakfast.
"So, Yun Che and Jasmine, why were you both moaning during the night?"
They both deadpanned and Jasmine blushed.
"Idiot! Told you we needed to put silencing formations!" The loli banged him on the head.
"Sorry, sorry. But Naruto, you didn't know what that was?"
"Nope!"
It was at that moment Teemo, Yun Che, and Jasmine thought at the same time 'What an innocent child!'
(AN: If only they knew of Boku no Pico.)
Oh right, I need to go to the publisher to publish Boku no Pico.
"Hey Teemo, what was that slapping sound from your tent? Did you slap somebody!" I asked concerned.
Teemo spits out his food while the wuxia duo look at him with wide eyes.
"Well... ermm... We should go to the mist village now!" He said hurriedly, maybe he doesn't want me to know he slaps animals?
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Gejahex Honestly, I haven't decided with the whole harem thing. Though IF I do, Haku is gonna be topdog, the top bitch. Also Haku is going to be the only girl in the Naruto world. Maybe. I don't really like Harem that much, but works well in some stories, it's just I don't want 90 chapters of mine to be solely dating girls.
(Mentioning you EP:IC, by the way EPIC is good if you like MASSIVE harems. And I mean MASSIVE, like Highschool DXD harem on drugs massive.)
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