บท 5: Dungeon Boss
I held the leather strap of the shield in my hand and wore it on the back of my rib cage. After equipping the shield, I stood up and progressed further in the darkness.
"Huff... I guess it's time to face yet another foe. Honestly, I don't expect much from this, but I hope I gain a good amount of experience."
As I moved forward, I blissfully sang a song I created in my mind,
"I'm in a dungeon and I'm screwed.
I need apples and more food.
I don't feel hungry, heck I don't feel my face,
WHAT IN THE WORLD, IS MY RACE?
I'm a SKELETON! Heck Yeah!"
Walking through the dark cave, I heard clashing sounds. The sound of metal hitting metal resonated in the dungeon. Now, I began murmuring my recently created song as I advanced.
'What the heck's going on?' is exactly what I thought as I walked towards the source of the sound. While walking, I faced no being along the way. Honestly, the vibe of the whole dungeon just made me curious for some reason.
After an hour, I encountered a large metal door, which slightly opened. To that I wondered,
'Where in the world is this stuff coming from? I mean, I respect the way this dungeon is built but really, how did anyone in this world manage to fit such a large door in the middle of a cave? And even if they did, why? Just why? Why on Earth would you do something like that?'
Wait. Is my statement even applicable anymore? Am I on some alternate version of Earth, or is this world something else? I mean, I saw humans here on this planets so...
Screw it. I don't know why I think of such useless topics to begin with. I'll probably check for that info later.
Getting back to the main topic, what happened next was, I entered through the door. 'Cause why not? I was just walking during the course of the past hour anyway. I pushed the heavy door and passed through.
After walking a few more steps further into the cave, the door behind me closed. And ahead of me, a large dinosaur-like skeleton roared. The freakin' discourteous bastard! To roar in front of my face like that!
Wait. Did I just enter the boss room? Goddamn it. And here I thought it was a safe zone.
As the skeleton roared, his metallic bone-shaped body clanked due to the movement of its bones. The wind emitted by the roar passed through my eye sockets and filled my skull with air. It was then, I realised I had no brain to support this skeletal body. With the realisation that I was in fact brainless, I let go of the swords in my hands, I put my hands on my head and panicked as I spoke,
"I don't have a brain!!! I DON'T HAVE A FREAKIN' BRAIN!!!! F***!! I'M LITERALLY BRAINLESS!!"
After the roar, the bone-shaped metallic dinosaur then rammed it's head into my body. As I was pushed back to the metallic door, my rib cage cracked. I fell on the floor, with a few of my bones in the middle, crushed. I felt no pain, and I regretted nothing I did.
Enjoying this dungeon instead of taking it seriously is what incited happiness in me. I was already dead to begin with, so it's not like I really had the fear of death. For this reason, I always remained goofy ever since I entered this dungeon. Having fun was my priority.
Now I was happy with my journey. I required nothing more from it. And with this thought, I remained positioned on the floor, ready to die. And then, there was light. A bright yellow light passed through my body and cast on to the metallic bone-shaped dinosaur. Was I finally dead?
--------------------------------------------------------------
Species: Skeleton leader
Title: [Slayer]
Level: 11
Rank: D
Status: Unknown
Soul Count: 4
Skills: [Calculative thinking] [Anger] [Poisoner] [Endurance]
Equipment:
Swords: [Skele] [Poise]
Armour: [Leather Boots] [Leather Gloves]
Shield: [???]
Tools: None
ความคิดของผู้สร้าง 
APOPHIS
APOPHIS 'And then there was light' : Biblical reference. (And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.) It has no correlation to the bible, nor was the character Christian before he died. Just like every bored teenager, he randomly found that sentence on the internet and mentioned it in his thought.
สถานะพลังงานรายสัปดาห์
-- การจัดอันดับด้วยพลัง 
-- หินพลัง