บท 44: The Old Man’s Gathers or the…Brats?

A/N: this chapter contains a lot of inappropriate words and phrases.

PS: sorry for the wait, I finally finished my final examination. (>‿◠)✌

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Meanwhile, at the other big clans, all the old elders who were in seclusion, the ancestors, the patriarchs, matriarchs, they flew into to sky and watched that blessing golden light shone down, all of them noticed that the position of that light was right above the supreme Zhang Clan, they could instantly guess that it had to do something with the Zhang clan, the source of it was definitely the Zhang clan.

One of the old man clad in luxury brown floated in the sky turned toward an elder nearby "Lao Bei, are you thinking what I'm thinking too?"

"Indeed, it must be because of the Zhang clan, something like this could only happen in the legend, only the things related to the higher beings from the heaven realm could make something like this happen. We must find out what really happen. Old Bai, I think your clan should hurry up and find a way to attach a string with the supreme Zhang clan, my clan is also trying to find a way too, the faster the better, I have a feeling that if we can make it then our clan will nourish for a lot more generations." Lao Bei said to Old Bai with a serious expression. (A/N: Lao Bei = Old Bei but it is more respectful, it is used to called the senior)

"But it's not that easy to fawn up to them, even though we met the patriarch Zhang a few times before, it could be seen that he didn't talk much, but I can tell that he's not a bad person. A few of my ancestors really looked up to the Zhang clan, they never show their faces but every time a crisis fall upon they would always rescue the empire and never ask for any reward. I also admire them; they are our empire true trump card." Old Bai replied.

"Well, whatever, we're also of the righteousness clan, so it could be said that we have a thing in common with them." Said Lao Bei with a smile.

"Right." Old Bai replied.

Lao Bei was the only ancestor alive of the Breaking Earth Sect, one of the top ten strongest sects in the Divine Elements Empire. The Breaking Earth Sect is very skill in Earth Related Technique, almost all of the members of this clan are born with the Earth Elemental Core.

Old Bai was the strongest supreme elder of the Flowing Water Sect, while Breaking Earth Sect is skilled in earth related technique, this Flowing Water Sect is skilled in water related technique instead. These two clans are very compatible with each other, one is water and the another is earth, while there's water, there's also earth. However, it naturally also has the opposing element as well, especially the Volcano Fire Sect, no water can live with fire so the both clans are naturally mortal enemy since birth, as the name suggested Volcano Fire, as the fire it is natural that they want to boil the water while it is also natural that water wants to extinguish fire, every time the disciples of both clans see each other there will be a good show to watch.

"I wonder what will the Volcano Fire old fart will react to this?" Old Bai said with an amusing tone.

"Right right, I also wonder what will that old fart do?" Lao Bei replied.

"There's no need for you to worry about my opinion." A red head old man with the elegant orange robe suddenly said out of nowhere.

Speak of the devil, this red head old fart always appears out of nowhere, because he has the Space/Void Element.

"Yosh, Red head old bitch, long time no see." Old Bai greeted Hong HuoShan with a smile.

"Tch, you old bastard." Hong Huoshan replied Old Bai with a snort.

"Right right, I'm a bastard and you're a bitch, a red head bitch at that, I wonder if you want to sell your body in the brothel in the future when you retire. With a red head like that, I'm sure many people will play with you for the night. Hahaha…" Old Bai laughed while putting both of his hands on his waist.

"You bastard Bai, only your mother will do, your whole family will do that." Hong Huoshan said with a vicious glare.

"You red head bitch, why're you insulting my mother and my family? I only insult you but you insult my whole family instead." Finally, Old Bai changed his expression.

"Haha, you old bastard, you can't afford to play anymore? Hehe, you insult me and I will insult your family, what about it?" Hong Huoshan said with a smirk.

"You old bitch really play like a vicious bitch, calling you a bitch is very suitable, your whole family is the bitch."

Lao Bei who floated by the side couldn't help but cover his mouth to prevent laughing out loud, these two old farts always argue with each other like the little kids, never once did they disappointed me from enjoying the show of them arguing.

While there are people who always bark and bite each other, there's naturally appear the ones who always enjoy the show at the side as well, Lao Bei was naturally that kind of person, he would always stand by the side while watching the two old farts insulting each other. If there's popcorn, a coke and a 3D glassed, then it is no different from like watching a comedy genre movie in the cinema.

"Yo yo, you two always bark and bite every time you meet each other huh?!" Suddenly a voice sounded out of nowhere.

When Lao Bei heard this, his eyes lit up, here comes another comedian, I hope today I won't have the stomachache.

When the two comedians heard this, they turn their gaze toward the voice's owner. They recognized this voice very well. While both of them always criticize and insult each other, this voice's owner would always be the third person to rub-… no pour the salt-… no the acid on the wounds.

"Heh, old Horny Dog bastard, why don't you come out? Why hide like a bitch?" Old Bai said with a grin.

When Hong Huoshan heard the word 'bitch', he suddenly turned his glare toward Old Bai, as if the word was directing to him, but he chose not say anything, only glare with flame in his eyes.

When Lao Bei saw Hong Huoshan's expression, he instantly understood the old man's thought, Old Bai always called him bitch so he was naturally offended by this, hehehe.

"Right right, why are you, old Horny Dog bastard always hiding?" Hong Huoshan chose to insult that old man instead.

"Haha, you afraid of us right? If so then just go back home to feed your dogs the food." Old Bai added.

"Right right, just go back home, kekeke."

When the hiding old man heard he couldn't hold in anymore and appear before them. Damn both of you bastards, weren't you so aggressive as if you want to bite each other just now? Why are you so supportive to each other now instead?

This old man's name is Lang Jin, he's the patriarch of the Horn Star Wolf Sect, his sect is also in the top ten sects in the empire, as the name suggested, this sect's symbol is the Star Wolf with a star on its forehead and a horn in the middle of that star, Horn Star Wolf was the Holy God Beast's descendant, that Holy God Beast was the Divine Brahma Star Wolf. This Horn Star Wolf was born from the blood of the Divine Brahma Star Wolf, as the descendant of the Holy God Beast, it is naturally arrogant like that of the silk-pants young master and the old man's clan was the worshipper of the that Holy God Wolf and as a result the descendant of the that supreme wolf would become his member, so it could be said that this Horn Star Wolf Sect was the most arrogant clan in the entire empire.

As to why the other two old mans called Lang Jin Horny Dog because of his Sect's name, the word Horn only missed the letter 'Y', if added then it'll become Horny while Wolf is not much different from the dog by appearance.

"Finally the horny dog bitch came out huh? Hehe…" Hong Huoshan laughed while looking at Lang Jin who wore the shiny purple robe with a fluffy fur scarf on his neck.

"Hehe, don't forget you're a bitch too, red head old bitch." Lang Jin immediately replied to Hong Huoshan.凸(¬‿¬)凸

Hong Huoshan almost choked when he heard this, he really forgot that he was a… bitch too?!

These supreme leaders and elders were too funny, the normal people couldn't hope to enjoy this scene at all, when in front of the normal people these old farts would pretend to be a humble old hermit, but as soon as they arrived at a safe place like this they would reveal their true appearance, even most of their clan's descendants didn't know about this, only a very few handful members knew about their supreme elders and patriarchs' funny and aggressive side toward the enemies. Lao Bei thought by the side.

"Hehe, the two bitches… haha, one is horny dog old bitch and another is red head old bitch."

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"Amitabha, you three shouldn't insult each other like that, this monk here finds it very inappropriate, also all of you are clan leaders and supreme elders, if your descendants see this, I wonder how would they react? A pity I didn't have anything to capture this scene, if so then I could sell it for a sky-high price, pity ah pity. Your mothers gave birth to you yet you just insult each other's mother like that? the Buddha lecture mankind to be kind hearted, respect each other, help each other, no gree-… no fury, no black heart always do good deeds then you'll reincarnate to the heaven realm or in the royal bloodline." A bald monk floated from afar while his right hand stood on the horizontal left hand, like that of the Buddha.

Here comes one more, the monk who likes to lecture others, the monk who is not really a monk, he always sees money in his eyes, always pretend to be a scholar monk. This monk's name was Shang Bujue, a crazy monk that the Buddha didn't approve of, every time he would always appear with the three old mans to recite the phrase from the Buddha but always forget to erase the 'No Greed' from the sentence, while he loves money more than anything, even though he loves money he never do evil deeds, just sometimes tricked people to give him money from checking people's fortune, he was in fact just brag some bullshit and the idiots would always believe him too, made him popular among the normal folks.

However, this old monk's cultivation is surprisingly among the top-notch, if fight individually, each one of the three old man couldn't hope to win him at all.

"yo, old marble head, you came too huh? As always, loves to brag the bullshit to lie people, Buddha this Buddha that, can't you change the script little?" Hong Huoshan really wanted to insult and curse this old monk loudly, but consider that this was a monk he didn't dare to say it out loud, afraid the old monk would lose his temper.

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The bunch of old mans continued to insult each other and the old monk would continue to brag the bullshit about Buddha's teaching, oh my, is this really the gathering of the supreme existences or the gathering of the undisciplined little brats? Thought Lao Bei.