บท 4: Shiw
After getting into the qidian group, Weed started to check out the posts on it. Most of them were normal, but a particular post caught his attention. The post was made by a guy named Shiw.
*snaps fingers*
(Now we all know about Mexico, a country which has more Spanish speakers than Spain itself. Mexico is famous for couple of things.
Drugs, Narcos, Gangstas, it is bustling with both criminal and illegal activities. It can be considered as haven for drug dealers and gangsta. Mexicans also specialize in climbing ＷＡＬＬＳ [hint - Trump]. Even Pablo Escobar¹ himself would have wanted nothing more than to be a citizen of Mexico. A land full of Latinas, sex, clubs, you name anything inappropriate in society and Mexico has it. Now if you are thinking why I am describing Mexico here, then it is because Shiw is from Mexico. He is not even a bit like those drug lords or mafias, rather than being addicted to drugs, he is addicted to Starbucks. A typical NEET, who does not have real friends in real life, is not brave enough to confess to his crush, and sadly his crush is always either a slut or someone who is bound to friendzone him if he ever confesses. He is an atheist. He wastes his time by looking at memes, browsing reddit, bullshiting on social networking sites like Facebook. He only has one goal in life, and that is to get a "LOYAL" girlfriend[which is nothing more than a fantasy]. We will get to see more about him in the upcoming chapters.)
The post went like this-
"Hey there everyone, I am Shiw, I am one of the mods of this group [and the best one]. I hope you have a great time in this group". For Weed, it was a normal post, but for the people in the group, it was not. They titled Shiw as the "Shameless King" and shiw was feeling pretty good about it. "Finally, someone noticed me. I thank the heavens for this golden opportunity." It was rare for this many people to take notice him, and he was more than happy. Group members were either taking screenshots of his posts, or they were sharing it saying how "shameless " Shiw was. The more he posted, the more he became known in the group. His popularity climbed up ranks high in the group overnight, and he was also called the most popular mod(do focus on the fact that he is a mod right now).
As the days went by, he kept getting more reacts to his posts, he even had fans and forget about posts, he was getting different reacts to the comments that he made. Shiw was in complete bliss. Even his most basic comments garnered almost equal likes at the post itself, and sometimes even more. You could say that he was the "SUPA HOT FIRE" of QIDIAN Facebook group (meme reference. Check out original rap battle parody on YouTube. It is funny as heck). It went like this -
Shiw: *says nothing*
Members of the group: "shameless king is here, oh he is so shameless. He is soo funny and bla bla bla." (another meme reference, Check out nothing memes on internet). In short, it was his Era and Shiw was like, " I'm loving it" . (McDonald's tag line bitches, para papapa).
Weed was amused by all this, so he decided that he would post some memes on this group. To see, if these people really had that dark sense of humor that he possessed.
Weed decided to go by this schedule
Monday - Web novel memes
Tuesday - Ecchi memes
Wednesday - A little Racist meme
Thursday - Anime meme
Friday - Meme review
Saturday - Time for some Trending Memes
Sunday - Random Meme
And the response could be considered ok at best. The group admin and mods did not appreciate the beauty of Ecchi memes and Racist memes. In particular, the Ecchi memes. Weed also became the first guy to ever get his post removed by mods and that happened twice, consecutively in a week. At this stage, he was able to make out about the sense of humor that the group members possessed. He was disappointed, the members did not really liked the dark memes. But they laughed way too hard at normie memes. It was in his expectations though, and he also knew that there would be some people who would posses the same sense of humor that he possessed. And he was right. There were a few members that liked liked his dark memes. Shiw was one of them and there was one more guy(and this guy is as important as shiw and weed) . Who was the other guy? why is he so important?
Well, you will know the answers to these questions in the next chapter of "WHAT NEETs DO"
Adios for now
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This time, it isn't quiz, rather than that. It's a fun fact about Pablo Escobar¹
Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria (1 December 1949 – 2 December 1993) was a Colombian drug lord and narcoterrorist. His cartel supplied an estimated 80% of the cocaine smuggled into the United States at the height of his career, turning over US$21.9 billion a year in personal income. He was often called "The King of Cocaine" and was the wealthiest criminal in history, with an estimated known net worth of between US$25 and US$30 billion by the early 1990s (equivalent to between about $48.5 and $58 billion as of 2018),making him one of the richest men in the world in his prime.
Source for the above - Wikipedia
This guy was a fucking genius, if you want to know more about him, watch Netflix series Narcos or go for any book or Wikipedia. Your choice.
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Majinshu This chapter was kinda tough for me to write. It's probably because I've forgotten many things that happened. But I was able to do it anyway. A shoutout to Granny, who did the proofreading this time because my editor had to go to school(yeah he's in high school).
Positive criticism is more than welcome and those who are going to hate or flame me can fuck off cause your opinion doesn't matter. Anyways, thanks for supporting this novel and see you in the next chapters.
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