บท 17: Kids geared up!
<Protip #12: If you die in real life, you also die in the game.>
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I got up, slowly.
My body was burning hot and my fur was soaked in smelly sweats.
My muscle hurt, but in a good way!
"Status check!" I checked my status again.
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~Status~
Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder
Race: Grass rabbit
Level: 11
Job: Assassin
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Parameter
HP: 535/535
MP: 110/110
Stamina: 530/790
Hunger: 90/100
PATK: 309
PDEF: 50
MATK: 30
MDEF: 25
Critical damage: 320%
STR: 55 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina / point) (UP!)
AGI: 19 (+1 Speed + 1 PATK / point)
INT: 11 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF / point)
VIT: 26 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina / point)
LUK: 35
Free points: 5
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Loot:
(U) Uncommon +35% (1*LUK)
(R) Rare +17.5% (0.5*LUK)
(A) Awesome +7% (0.2*LUK)
(O) Oh my god +1.75% (0.05*LUK)
(L) Legendary! +0.035% (0.001*LUK)
(W) What-the-fuck +0.004% (0.0001*LUK)
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Skill:
Demon Lord Seal.
No poop no pee.
Quick feet.
Stick Arts level 3.
Assassinate.
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Title
Daredevil (+5%PATK +5%MATK - 5%PDEF -5%MDEF)
True Hero (+10 VIT)
Innocent monster (+20% Critical damage)
One-punch man (+20% PATK)
What the fuck user (+20 LUK)
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Yes! Strength increased by 1!
Very good!
Let's do another set!
And I got down on the floor again.
One and two and three and four…
Let the belly touch the floor!
… nine and ten eleven and twelve…
Squeeze the butt and raise the tail…
I was doing it very fast.
… eleventeen eighteen nineteen and twenty…
And just when I did my twentieth, I heard OliseEE saying something about me.
"Eh… Riku, what is bunny doing?"
"I... don't know… but he has been doing this weird thing every morning and night." Riku looked at me and tilted her head.
What? You guys can't tell?, I thought, I was doing push ups!
Well, it might not looked like I was doing it properly because my hands were short and my chubby belly got in the way…
However...
There was a little misunderstanding with Ilsa...
"I see… So it's now the bunny mating season."
...
"Nooo!!! I'm NOT doing THAT!"
I stopped.
Ilsa ruined my push ups, so I switched to squats instead.
One and two and three and…
… eh? Ilsa why you grinning?
"Impressive! So bunnies can also do that position. Kufufu"
Nooo!!! What the hell is wrong with you Ilsa!
So no more squats!
Sit up!
"Reverse missionary? Interesting."
Come onnn!!!
Handstand!
"Kinky!"
I GIVE UP!!!
This girl… she is…
I seriously concerned about Ilsa.
Well, at least Riku and OliseEE didn't understand anything.
They looked at each other with confused eyes.
"Reverse missionary?"
No Riku, you don't need to know that yet!
And thinking that, I jumped onto Riku and pointed at the bathroom door.
She immediately understood.
Since my arms were short, I needed somebody to scratch my back after all!
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And then, when me and Riku got out of the bath, I saw that everyone was ready for the field trip and had already geared up!
And starting with the boys...
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Blob_Blob, level 16 mage.
He was wearing a blue starry robe, but …
Why a pirate hat instead of a pointy hat? And you even have eye patch and a cutlass!? What the hell?
I had no idea...
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GeorgEy_168, level 15 anti mage.
He had a small mirror shield and a shiny sword.
But ... is that a robe? Or a raincoat?
Dude! Everything you're wearing is too shiny! And what is that thing on top of your head? A lightning rod?
Weird… Very weird!
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Yomundorudo, level 14 rogue.
He had light armor, a pair of thrusting knives, two bags full of poison darts and smoke bombs. And I checked him again, but found nothing unusual, unlike the previous two boys who had some questionable sense of fashion.
But then I accidently touched something on his shoes…
BOING!
The dude flew straight up and BAM! his head left a hole on the ceiling!
…
Spring coils under shoes?
Dude!
What the hell?
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I couldn't understand the boys at all…
And so I looked at the girls, hoping that they would have higher IQ…
Well, it turned out that the girls were indeed better!
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OliseEE, a level 14 supporter.
She was wearing only a short and white T-shirt, but had a giant bag on her back that was full of potions and supporting items. Her weapons were a one handed mace and a small knife.
And I also noticed...
OliseEE had bendy legs.
Nice!
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Ilsa, a level 16 musketeer.
Ilsa looked so badass with a black small dress, high boots, small swords and pistols!
And her smile was so charming and … dangerous!
Wow!
10/10!
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Meetty, a level 13 tinker.
Camisole, jeans, a bandana, a backpack, a small chainsaw sword and a crowbar!
I really liked this clothes combination. She looked so sporty!
...Ehhh…
Wait…
Is this turning into some kind of fashion show?
Whatever,
Let's finish this!
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Finally, Riku, a level 14 monster tamer.
She was so cute looking in sailor suit and had fake cat ears! And there were so many more different ears in her backpack!
Rabbit ears, pig ears, bear ears, cow ears…
Hmmm… that makes sense, because of her job...
But!
I had to question her weapon choice.
A giant bone...
Well, it was much better than the boys anyways…
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And so, as I finished checking all of the kids, I went to the kitchen go get my stuffs.
But then, suddenly…
"Bunny, be good and wait for us at home okay?" Meetty picked me up and smiled.
Heh… What the hell?
Home?
Wait for you?
What are you talking about?
And as I was still so confused…
"Come on, Riku! Let's go!"
What!?
Wait!
Wait!!!
What about me???
Wa-
…
And then Riku put me inside the cage, again!
Can you believe this!?
After everything we had been through together…
The kids left me behind!!!
"No!!!" Inside the cage, I screamed! "You can't do this to me!!!"
"Oh no, don't worry. We will be back soon. Teacher Clickclock_Ticktock will come and feed you today, okay?"
"Nooooooooooo!!! Not okay! NOT OKAY!!!"
"Woah, Riku, the bunny is crying! We are still here and he is already missing us! Awwww"
"Heh?... No I'm not missing you you morons! Let me goooo!!! Let me go right now!!!"
I shook the cage and shouted as loud as I could.
But of course, they didn't hear me.
And they left soon after that.
In the end, who could have thought that the same scenario happened again!
Locked inside the got damn cage!
Well, it was not really a big deal since I had already knew the numbers.
One-two-three-four.
Clank! Clank!
Opened!
I then went to the kitchen to gear myself up.
"Hmmph! I'm going to have my own field trip! Who needs those stupid kids anyway!"
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[Kawaii_Story_Bot's note.]
~Stick Arts~
The legendary long forgotten weapon art. Stick Arts, along with Rock Arts and Rope Arts, are the foundations of all physical weapon techniques.
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Sword: Just a stick that has sharp edges.
Knife: Short sharp-edged stick.
Spear: Long One-ended pointy stick.
Pitch-fork: Long Three-ended pointy stick.
Staff: Long stick.
Hammer: Stick with brick. (Stick Arts + Rock Arts)
Axe: Stick with sharp-edged brick. (Stick Arts + Rock Arts)
Bow: Stick and rope shooting pointy sticks. (Stick Arts + Rope Arts)
And thus, the one who mastered the stick, the rock and the rope, mastered all physical weapons.
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Bonus: + 10*SkillLevel% PATK +10*SkillLevel% speed +10*SkillLevel% PDEF when equipped with a stick. Also enhances reaction speed.
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