บท 13: A Day With 3 Bros
October 16, 2027
After a long, stressful week at work, all Sujin wanted was some beauty sleep. But, knowing her rather NORMAL brothers, sleep was an unaffordable luxury.
"SUJIN-AH! TIME FOR BREAKFAST!!" Jaeyoung shouts, his scholarly voice echoing through the hallways.
"YEAH SUJIN-AH! GET YOURSELF OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW! COME AND EAT THIS "DELICIOUS" BREAKFAST WE MADE YOU! YOUR SON IS UP AND EATING THE "DELICIOUS" BREAKFAST WE MADE. HE REALLY APPRECIATES HIS UNCLES' MAGNIFICENT COOKING SKILLS! SO, GET UP AND COME EAT!" Jungwoo shrieks in his pterodactyl like voice.
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Meanwhile, in Sujin's room, all is quiet and peaceful. Sujin is sprawled out on her bed, sleeping rather soundly. The shrieks, shouts, and screams of her brothers cannot be heard in her room because of the newly installed soundproof walls. For a couple minutes, she rests undisturbed by noises, until. . . . BAM!!!!!!! The door is knocked down by a powerful force!
"A MAD WILD BULL, EYES RED, AKA JUNGWOO HAS APPEARED!" JaeSeong shouts.
"Sujin, I choose YOU! Sujin use dash!"
"Sujin uses dash, attempting to evade the angry bull aka Jungwoo, but fails! Sujin is hit by the mad wild bull's tackle! Sujin's health is low! She must head to the PokeeCenter aka the Kitchen and replenish her health. Sujin return to the PokeeBall!" JaeSeong says while making all sorts of weird gestures.
And that was how Sujin woke up that morning.
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What actually happened in Sujin's room in the morning of October 16, 2027.
Sujin was still in bed, dreaming of going shopping with Hyunwoo and eating ice cream. She was fairly happy in that dream world of hers until, Jungwoo knocked down the door with his jujitsu skills!
Sujin was awakened by a loud CRASH! And a loud BA-BAMM!
She sat up in bed slightly dazed, not completely awake yet.
She sees Jungwoo at the door, his leg outstretched, which then returns to the ground. But, Jungwoo poses like a praying mantis?!?!??????
⌠Am I dreaming????⌡ Sujin asks herself.
She slaps herself a couple times. But, Jungwoo is still there in that praying mantis like position and the door is on the ground. . . . .
⌠It's not a dream.⌡ She sighs, rubbing her eyes, and attempts to get out of bed.
But, before she can get out of bed, she is tackled by that praying mantis, and is slung over his shoulder.
"PUT ME DOWN!!!!!" Sujin yells. "PUT ME DOWNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"Sujin! Oh my goodness! You look so pale! We must hurry to the kitchen." Jungwoo says completely ignoring what Sujin had said.
Sujin punches the praying mantis trying to get him to let her down, but her punches were of no avail.
Sujin is placed into a chair at the head of the table, and looks down at the rather "APPETIZING" meal in front of her. And, by "APPETIZING" that's black bacon burnt to a crisp, rice that's not chewable, some kimchi that looks like a whole tub of chili powder has been dumped on it, pancakes that aren't quite cooked, scrambled eggs that look like they need a bit more time in the skillet, and some milk that looks that it has started to curd. . . . . . . .. . . ?!?!?! AND, THERE'S MORE??????????
"Don't worry Sujin-ah, if you want more food there's tons of food that we've prepared!" Jaeyoung says with a huge smile upon his face.
Sujins stomach plummets.
⌠More?!? THERE'S MORE FOOD!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO EAT THAT!⌡
Jaeyoung claps. "Jungwoo my dear brother-in-law, bring forth the dishes that we have prepared!"
"Yes, sir!" Jungwoo exclaims as he rushes to the countertop where all the food has been placed.
Jungwoo brings around ten or so dishes to the table. All deliciously black, burnt, and crispy.
⌠I mean who doesn't love crispy and burnt, right…. Right?????⌡ Sujin thinks to herself.
She gulps as she looks at the black stuff on her plate. Picking up her fork she slowly lifts the burnt food to her mouth.
⌠It can't be to bad Sujin. It can't be to bad. There's nothing to worry about! It'll taste fine!⌡
The fork enters her mouth and Sujin begins to chew. She gags at the AWFUL taste in her mouth!
⌠Nevermind. NEVERMIND! IT COULD BE A WHOLE LOT WORSE!!!!!!!⌡
Sujin smiles as she tries to swallow the MOST DELICIOUS FOOD ON THE PLANET!
"It's very tasty! VERYYYY TASTY! I really love the food you've made!"
The brothers beam. Proud that their cooking skills are at a high enough standard to please their younger sister.
"But," JaeSeong asks, "Shouldn't you eat a little bit more Sujin-ah if you really like our food?"
Sujin panics inside. ⌠OHHH NOOOO. HELLL NOOO. I AM NOT PUTTING ANOTHER SPOONFUL OF THAT STUFF INTO MY MOUTH. I AM NOT DOING THAT.⌡
Laughing nervously Sujin places the fork down on the plate.
"Well, you see brothers, I'm on a diet right now. . . So I can't really eat too much."
"Ahhhhhhh. She's on a diet." Jungwoo tells the other two brothers.
"Ahhhhhhh," the other two say simultaneously. "A diet. . . . . ."
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Meanwhile, in the other side of the house, Jaehyun, his wife YoungMi, and their daughter Hwayoung are waking up. The family of three gets dressed, ready to go to the amusement park Hwayoung so badly wants to go to. They walk out of their room, and head towards the delightful smell in the kitchen.
"Let's eat some breakfast before we go to the amusement park, honey." YoungMi says as they head towards the kitchen.
They take one step into the kitchen and are hit by a wall of burnt smelling toast.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmm."
"What happened here?" YoungMi asks.
"We made breakfast!" Jungwoo says cheerfully.
Jungwoo holds up a plate full to the brim with burnt, crispy perfection. He holds it out to YoungMi.
"Here have some!"
YoungMi laughs nervously and glances at the other people in the room. Her eyes land on the rather green looking Sujin. Sujin glances up, meeting YoungMi's eyes. Sujin begins to frantically shake her head.
「DON'T YOUNGMI UNNIE! DON'T EAT THAT! IT IS DEATH! DEATHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!」
Sujin is making all sorts of gestures with her hands and arms trying to send the message to YoungMi hoping that YoungMi won't put her brother and niece through the torture of eating that burnt and crispy "PERFECTION".
"I think I'll pass," YoungMi laughs nervously. "We have to get to the amusement park before it gets crowded, so we'll just pick something up before we get there. Let's go honey, we'll just grab something before we get there. Come on Hwayoung, let's go."
The family of three puts on their shoes and head out to the amusement park.
"Bye guys," Jaehyun says as he walks out the door, "We''ll be back soon. Stay out of trouble."
"Bye bro," the three brothers say in unison. "Don't worry we'll stay out of trouble."
"You better be true to your word," Jaehyun says before shutting the door.
As soon as the door clicks shut, Jungwoo, JaeSeong, and Jaeyoung turn back to their victim.
"Would you like to eat some more food?" they ask with an angelic tone.
"I'm quite full now, but thanks for the offer," Sujin says holding back the bile that rises to her throat when she thinks of eating another plate of that "PERFECTION"
Sujin gets up, grabs Hyunwoo's hand and makes a mad dash to her room.
「Come on Sujin. You have to escape this torture. Freedom is only a couple feet away. Come on Sujin you got this.」
Sujin hears rapid footfalls behind her and sees her three brothers chasing after her with plates in their hands.
「Oh no. OH NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOO! I REFUSE TO EAT THAT AGAIN.
The sight of those plates only causes Sujin to run faster. With Hyunwoo right at her heels, and her brothers chasing her with their plates of burnt, crispy, and delicious smelling "PERFECTION", nothing else could be worse right?
But, the situation didn't get any better. In fact, it got a whole lot worse.
After the end of their long tiring run, Sujin was in the bathroom. She wasn't retching up her guts, rather she was comforting the ones that were. And, the ones that were vomiting were none other than her beloved brothers that had just tasted the "WONDERFULLY DELICIOUS" breakfast they had made.
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