บท 9: Chapter 8: The Council Meeting

Kazuto pov

Danzo immediately raises his voice.

Danzo: "Why is this young brat here in a council only reserved for the clan heads and, representatives of the civilians."

Hiruzen: "Ah yes, I forgot to inform you but Kazuto here will represent the Uzumaki and Uchiha clan until the pure bloods are ready for the position."

Voices of protests from the civilian and ninja sides.

Hiruzen: "Enough you people were not born from the Uchiha nor the Uzumaki clan so you have no say in this what so ever."

Everyone stopped talking.

Hiruzen: "Onto the next agenda."

Danzo again starts speaking.

Danzo: "Hiruzen give me Sasuke so I can train him into a fine shinobi and put him into the CRA."

Hiruzen looks at me.

Kazuto: "You are not touching Sasuke, Danzo and I will reject the CRA."

The civilians starting protesting saying we need to revive the Uchiha clan it is for the good of the village.

I roll my eyes at them.

Kazuto: "I am the current acting clan head so my decision is final!"

They quieten down again.

Hiruzen: "Now the next topic was that Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha will be getting adopted and is under the protection of Kazuto Uchiha."

The council was in an uproar saying no one is aloud to adopt the Kyuubi brat. I Unleash my killer Intent. Everyone in the room starts to sweat even the Hokage.

Kazuto: "I WILL BE ADOPTING NARUTO IF IT'S THE LAT THING I DO. HE IS APART OF THE UZUMAKI CLAN, SO HE IS CURRENTLY UNDER MY PROTECTION AND ANYONE WHO ARGUES GETS TO TASTE MY WRATH."

I start flaring my Mangekyo sharingan and my Chakra chains. My Body starts morphing into tengoku. I grow twin horns on my forehead, claws on my hands, scales on my body and wings on my back. Some of the clan head and civilian members faint from the KI. Jiji flares his own KI to calm me down.

Hiruzen: "KAZUTO!"

I calm down but I don't release my form.

Hiruzen: "What is this form Kazuto?"

I snicker.

Kazuto: "Well Jiji this form is from my biju."

The council gasps.

Hiruzen: "You talked to your Biju, I'd advise you to stop talking to it Kazuto, the biju's are dangerous."

I scoff.

Kazuto: "Don't worry Jiji his actually quite friendly in fact we are even the best of friends."

(Tengoku: "I know right we really are the best of friends.")

I smile inwardly.

(Kazuto: "Yes, yes we are.")

Jiji looks at me. Then coughs.

Hiruzen: "Ok now that we know that Kazuto's Biju friend is friendly onto the next topic."

Shikaku: "Wait a moment please Hokage-sama."

Hiruzen looks at Shikaku then nods for him to continue.

Shikaku: "Since Kazuto-san here is confirmed to be the head of both clans may I ask that he is aware of those incidents."

Hiruzen: "Of course he is Shikaku."

Shikaku then looks at me.

Shikaku: "Do you not hold a grudge against the council then."

I look at him with boredom in my eyes.

Kazuto: "I only hold a grudge against the true culprits."

Shikaku nods.

Shikaku: "I'm sorry to interrupt you Hokage-sama please continue."

Hiruzen: "Alright then-"

Danzo: "WAIT!"

Hiruzen looked towards Danzo obviously annoyed.

Hiruzen: "What is it Danzo?"

Danzo: "I demand that Kazuto give us the scroll of the Uzumaki clan to strengthen our village."

I look at him weirdly then I saw Jiji look at me for an answer.

Kazuto: "Well Danzo-san you can shove that demand up your demented asshole then burn that demand while parading yourself around Konoha with a stick up your butt and a hat saying world's greatest Idiot."

Tsume from the Inuzuka clan started rolling on the floor laughing, Choza spat his chips out, Inoichi subtly giggled, Hiashi smirked and Shikaku chuckled a bit. All the while Danzo was seething.

Danzo: "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERIOR THAT WAY. HIRUZEN I DEMAND HIM TO BE STRIPPED OF HIS CLAN HEAD STATUS AND PUNISHED FOR DISRESPECTING A HIGHER RANKED SHINOBI."

Before Jiji could speak I say Imitating Danzo's voice:

Kazuto: "HIRUZEN I DEMAND YOU STICK A STICK UP MY BUTT AND HAVE ME FLOGGED AS I LOVE BEING AN M IN AN S&M PLAY, MY PEWEEE IS ALSO SO SMALL THAT'S WHY I NEVER MARRIED."

Tsume just fainted from laughter, Choza just looked at me shocked, Inoichi just went into a full blown laughter, Hiashi couldn't stop himself from shaking and Shikaku just looked at me amused. And the main person Danzo looked at me embarrassed and angry.

Hiruzen : "Cough cough well let's just end the meeting right now shall we, I don't think we can go in well this condition."

I returned back to normal and just when I was about to walk to the door to get out of the stuffy place, I hear a shout.

???: "GET OFF OF ME DOBE WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE IN FACT WHERE AM I."

???: "TEME I'M WAS THE ONE WHO WAS HERE FIRST IN FACT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

Everyone in the room heard a chuckle and they all turned towards me.

Hiruzen: "What did you do this time Kazuto."

Kazuto: "~Whistles~ oh nothing Jiji."

I shunshin out of the room and I appeared in front of Sasuke and Naruto ready to go at each other. I thought well they never really did get along on the outside did they.

Naruto: "Kazuto-"

Kazuto: "AH ah ah, call me daddy or tou-san."

Naruto pales.

Sasuke: "Wait a minute since when does Naruto have to call you that."

I smile brightly.

Kazuto: "Oh since the time that I adopted him, oh yeah Sasuke that means he is also your brother!"

Sasuke also pales.

Naruto: "Wait a minute that means this teme was the other brother you were talking about."

Kazuto: "Yep." I chirped.

They both look like they were in a nightmare.

Sasuke and Naruto: "THIS CAN'T BE REAL!"

Kazuto: "Sadly boys this is real."

I see them fall to their knees.

Kazuto: "Ohhhhhh I see your already bonding, let Daddy bond with you."

Their faces twist in fright they then faint. I deadpanned. Welp better wake them up again. I slap them until they wake up. They both hug me and shout:

Sasuke and Naruto: "DADDY!"

I jumped in fright and look at those 2 as if they became insane. Don't tell me I pushed them too far.

Sasuke: "Daddy can you help me take a bath, I don't know how too please daddy."

I paled.

Naruto: "Yeah daddy can you feed me and then tell me a bed time story please daddy."

I paled even further.

Sasuke: "I love you Daddy more then family can you please tell me what this feeling is daddy."

I look at him in pure horror I then proceed to blackout.

Sasuke pov

I see Daddy faint. I smirk.

Sasuke: "Well that went well didn't it dobe."

Naruto: "YEAH teme it went way too well, also what was with the I love you more then family daddy, that wasn't in the plan."

I blush.

Sasuke: "I..I ... don't... know....wha... what ...your....talk..... talking ....about.....de... dobe." I stuttered worse then Hinata.

Naruto: "Hey teme why is your face red are you sick or something also your stuttering."

I faint right on top of Daddy and my lips went into contact with his, I then blacked out.

Naruto pov

My eyes bulged out of my sockets seeing this scene. If I mention this around Kazuto, he'll kill me same with the teme. Better go to sleep to make it seem as if nothing happened.

Tengoku pov

I saw the scene with my own 2 eyes and I kept replaying the memory laughing so hard. Oh god I'm never gonna live this down with him. I'm not gonna tell him when he wakes up but, It's gonna be some good black mail material. huehuehue. This is gonna be an interesting life.