*now, in xia dynasty*
I'm currently in a room I don't know.
Looks pretty old.
Like I mean ancient, that kind of old.
I was in a bath tub.
Wait...
IS THIS BLOOD IN MY WATER?!?
Shoot. Am I on my...
I took a closer look after the water I was in.
Nope.
It was rose water.
Thank god.
But seriously though, couldn't I swapped at a more, ahem, appropriate time.
Like come on.
In the middle of my bath and naked?!
At first, I didn't believe that I time travelled. I thought I was on a prank show with hidden cameras all around.
That was until I looked at myself.
Like my body.
It wasn't mine.
I mean obviously, my long slender legs were gone, my toned stomach was replaced with a little baby fat, and god, no...
Gimme back my 36D...
I looked in the mirror to take a closer look.
Then I walked around, talked to some people. urgh they HAD TO TALK IN DIALECT.
Sure, I can speak in dialect but I'll have to keep reminding myself to speak in dialect or I'll start soaking in English again.
I'm so gonna die here...