บท 4: Partecipating in 'Berate Xiao Che Session'
[MUCH time later/sky poison pearl]
Jean was looking at the guest with an emotionless face as if he was judging it, he still has the same clothes he had before, in his right hand there was a phone, it seems he was playing Geometry Dash before, and now it was paused, to the other side there was a thirteen years old girl that wore a white dress with azure decorations, she had some scars in the visible parts of her body, her skin was white like the snow and has striking bright red hair and black eyes shining like gemstones, she just woke up and was looking at him with a menacing face while Jean's heart was beating fast due to her cuteness, then he opened his mouth
Jean: uhh, good morning?
then everything became blue, except Jean, he turned towards the readers
Jean: hello guys, you may ask, how did we came to this? well, let's rewind everything to a certain night...
[wedding night]
Xiao Che was in a corner of the room with a sad face while Xia Qingyue was sitting in the bed
Xiao Che: you will not... really make me stay here all night?
then Xia Qingyue turned off the candles with her cold air
Jean: she will, hehe...
Xiao che twitched an eyebrow due to Jean and Xia Qingyue attitude
Xiao Che: I was just joking earlier. Not only I am nit drunk, I did not even drink one sip this entire afternoon... You can't even take a little joke, you have no sense of humor
Xia Qingyue: I knew you weren't drunk, but I really hate men who could defecate and urinate anywhere
Jean: *wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAHAH... she said it... Hahahahah, hey retard, she found out... hah...
after Xiao Che told her what he was doing without mentioning his Sky poison pearl, she admitted she was joking too, and Xiao che almost vomited blood about this
Jean: before you said "you have no sense of humor", eat back everything, hehe...
Xiao Che: 'GO TO HELL'
Jean: you wished
then after the married couple bickered each other Xiao che got out from his house to watch the stars
Jean: are you going to poop again here?
Xiao Che: 'FUCK YOU!'
suddenly the sky poison pearl started glowing, and Xiao Che git towards the mountain, where should be a rare herb, when he got there, he searched everywhere and when he almost gave up he found the herbs
Xiao Che: IT'S STAR CONCEALING GRASS, AND TWO OF THEM!
Jean said jokingly
Jean: and i hoped it was Pot...
Xiao Che: what is Pot?
Jean: you little shit... i would give you some to use but you are immune now... well, more for me...
Xiao che: whatever...
then when he turned to get back at home he found a white mass away from them, he walked towards it and found a figure inside, precisely a person, and it seemed that he wasn't breathing, when Xiao Che tried to wake her up he seen that she seemed dead, when he tried to touch her again she opened her eyes scaring Xiao Che while Jean was hypnotized from her beauty, than the mysterious little girl grabbed Xiao Che arm and bit two of his fingers drawing blood and she sucked it(AN: NOT A PEDOPHILE), then after a while she disappeared leaving only her clothes, Xiao Che was surprised before losing his shit after hearing Jean yelling
Jean: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Xiao Che: 'WHAT HAPPENED?!'
Jean: the girl just appeared naked over me!
when Xiao Che entered his sky poison pearl to see what happened he started laughing, if a person from earth would see this scene they would think that Jean was a Pedophile rapist, if a person of this universe would see this scene they would think that they were a really good couple, even with the age difference, one was an innocent angel while the other was a young man whose handsomeness was unmatched, but Xiao Che, that knew Jean better than others started laughing his ass off, Jean gained a tick mark and made appear a gun in his hand and shotted him near his feet, making Xiao Che jump away with a yelp
Xiao Che: What was that?!
Jean: It will be inside your legs if you laugh again!
Xiao Che nodded furiously and noticed right now the little girl in Jean's arms, he closed his nose to avoid that his blood would get out while Jean got a bit hard, he noticed this and tried to calm down and made appear some clothes for her, he made appear a white dress with some azure decorations around her skirt, the Jean sighed while Xiao Che calmed down
Jean: so... i will make a bed and leave her there, ok?
Xiao Che nodded and got out
the entire place became blue again and Jean turned to the readers
Jean: Now, Let's go a bit forward... and avoiding shit
the entire time started speeding up until it stopped with Xiao Che in the middle of the Xiao Clan, there was a guy that blamed Xiao Lingxi for stealing a treasure that this Clan got from Xiao Sect and were talking about taking her with the people from the last clan mentioned under the order of a Young Master, Xiao Che was shacking with rage until he got a message from Jean
Jean: hey Retard, enter here and give me the control of your body, i will fix everything
Xiao Che transformed all his rage in hope and asked Jean
Xiao Che: You can do it?!
Jean: yeah yeah, even if you are a retard i still like Xiao Lingxi as a friend so i will save her from him...
Xiao Che nodded and did as he said, when he opened his eyes nothing changed but he couldn't feel absolutely nothing, he saw his hand moving in front of him and clenched itself, he knew that Jean got his body now
then Jean raised himself, pointed towards the people from Xiao Sect and yelled
Jean: OBJECTION!!
every single man and woman, included Xia Qingyue turned towards him and got wide eyes
Extras: what is that trash doing?/ how dare he object an order from Xiao Sect/ that cripple...
Xiao Kuangyun(the young master mentioned before): Silence... What do you mean...
Jean: 'heh, deja vu...' exactly as i said, only because the treasure was found in Xiao Lingxi's bed it doesn't mean that she stole it, and i have the prove...
Xiao che got surprised from inside him like the other people around his body
Xiao Kuangyan: 'He has the prove?! I hope it will not compromise our plans...' then show it!
then Jean put an hand in his pocket and took out a phone.
Extras: what is that?/ does he really thinks it is a prove?/ it hasn't any profound qi
Xiao Che: I had that in my pocket?!
Jean: 'shut up you retard and let me work my magic, i took it out from the sky poison pearl'
then he showed it to the other people
Jean: this is a magical item that i found on the mountains, it shows pictures of places and pressing in specific places you can make pictures move!
Extras: incredible/ it is really useful/ how can that trash find it?
Xiao Kuangyun: so? Does that thing only do that?
Jean: well, i found this magical item with a metallic little beast that could let me show what does it see, and it seems that is even controllable
then Jean accessed an app and in the Xiao Clan you can hear a mysterious sound, then from the open doors a little car with a camera on top of it appeared and got to the side of Jean, everyone was affascinated from this thing
Jean: and... it was in the room of Xiao Lingxi the entire time, here the proof...
then he pressed the Gallery and took the video with her room, then a man appeared with a box in his hands, it revealed that he was Xiao Yunhai(helped Xiao Kuangyun/jealous/from Xiao Clan), he put the box under Xiao Lingxi's bed and ran away
Extras: it was him?!/ outrageous, blaming it to an innocent girl/ they probably wanted her body
Jean: and i still didn't finished, since now the treasure is ours why would we steal from the Xiao Sect?
everyone turned towards Xiao Yunhai with hateful eyes
Xiao Kuangyun: 'how dare he disrespect me...' That thing is a fake, you dare to go against us!now not only will we take Xiao Lingxi away but we will put you on death!
then Xiao Lie got in front of his grandson and started his long speech that he would never lie and Xiao Lingxi never stole anything, but the entire group got shocked when the fifth elder of the Xiao Clan pointed out that Xiao Che wasn't his biological grandson and Xiao Lie lied to everyone
Jean: 'Retard, you do the other shit...'
then he gave the control to Xiao Che again, this time Xiao Che's heart was in pain and asked with a fake senerity
Xiao Che: Grandfather... is that really... true?
Xiao Lie smiled and answered that he doesn't care and he still treated him like his grandson (AN: even if i don't like much Yun Che, goddamn his adoptive grandfather is a man worth of respect), then Xiao Yunhai talked about how Xia Qingyue and Xiao Che shouldn't be married and that she should have be part of the Xiao Clan, but Xia Qingyue refused to divorce, Xiao Kuangyun took out from his ass a stupid reason for they to not be married anymore and Xia Qingyue's master, Chu Yueli interfered admitting that Xia Qingyue was part of Frozen Cloud's Asgard, fixed some problems and took her disciple away from the town, Xiao che left towards an abandoned house at the outskirts of the town and stood there lifelessly
Jean: hey retard, are you there?
Xiao che responded emotionlessly
Xiao Che: what do you want...
Jean: i think you should leave a gift for a certain person...
Xiao che: who?...
Jean: Xiao Yunhei
when Jean said that name Xiao Che's eyes became full of rage and then of madness
Later you could see Xiao Che that was running away leaving behind a blood soaked Xiao Yunhei and a building on fire, during that time he found out that his surname was Yun, even if Jean already knew it, but not he was scared a bit of Yun Che
Jean: holy shit Retard... that's too much even for a psychopatic! i though you would take his limbs, or making his senses disabled, or else crippling him of his cultivation... Not all three together!
Yun Che: you were the fucker that told me to leave him a gift and here it is, now don't annoy me!
Jean: well, who cares now
Yun Che: yep
then they left towards a near town
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General_Paragon hello guys, i am back again with this chapter, for those that thinks that waiting so much for another chapter is annoying i were sleeping and then i did school, in the next chapter will be the meeting between Jean and Jasmine, later guys
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