บท 2173: Entrapment
With minutes bleeding into hours, Wu's desire to escape from Vahn's embrace gradually faded away. She had even fallen asleep at one point, the hairs across her body standing on end when she awoke to find herself nuzzling against someone.
Fortunately, Vahn had been in a dormant, seemingly asleep state at the time. In reality, he was simply more focused on what his other vessels were up to. As a result, the tensions in Wu's body gradually relaxed as she stared at his sleeping face with a thoughtful look on her own.
"If you don't stop pretending...I'm going to prank you..."
Though she got the impression Vahn was actually asleep, Wu couldn't come to terms with the fact she had been proactively nuzzling against him. Most of her previous displays of affection had been an act. She was still deadset on getting her revenge against Vahn for humiliating her in front of one of her friends and subordinates...
Seeing Vahn fail to react to her words, a slightly conflicted look developed across Wu's face as she muttered, "There is a limit to looking down on someone..."
Since she had made it very clear she intended to prank him, Wu couldn't help feeling as though Vahn was looking down on her. Her Fragment of Origin recorded her as one of the most prankish individuals in the Divine Realm. If the opportunity to prank someone presented itself, it was nearly impossible for her to resist the temptation. Thus, after several seconds of staring at Vahn's sleeping face, a pettish snort escaped Wu's nose as she slowly and carefully inverted her position.
"Let's see you sleep through this..."
After failing to get a glimpse previously, Wu would be lying if she said she wasn't interested in what Vahn was concealing beneath the fabric of his trousers. She had seen plenty in the past. Heck, there was even a time when she had disguised herself as a man using the 72 Transformations. That didn't prevent her from wanting to take a look. After all, men were pretty sensitive about the sizes of their penises. If Vahn had a meager mushroom instead of a banana, she could use it to make fun of him...
"What, pray tell, do you think you're doing...?"
Hearing the familiar tone, the hairs across Wu's body stood on end. In spite of this, she tugged at the belt and fabric of Vahn's trousers with a grim and resolute look on her face. The material was a lot more durable than she expected, but, with functionally unlimited strength, it only took a single determined tug to tear through both.
"...!?"
Contrasting every expectation Wu possessed prior to tearing away Vahn's trousers, another pair of trousers existed beneath the first. Upon closer inspection, she realized that even the remnant fabric of the previous pair of trousers had simply disappeared...
"What the heck...?"
Unaware of the existence of Vahn's 'Auto-Equip Function', Wu attempted to tear away the second pair of trousers only to feel a sharp, radiating pain from her bottom. Vahn had given her right cheek a smack, and, as a result, she ended up tumbling forward and face-planting between his legs.
"I'm the God of Infinite Possibilities, not the God of Limitless Patience. Keep playing with fire and it's only a matter of time before you receive a burn..."
Rather than attempting to right herself, Wu tucked her feet up near her head before raising her butt and staring at Vahn upside down. This caused the thin white fabric concealing her body to strain in a manner that left nothing to the imagination as she waggled her butt and retorted, "I'm not afraid of getting burned. I once spent forty-nine days in Laozi's furnace, the Brazier of Eight Trigrams. Even if you were a thousand times hotter, I wouldn't be affected..."
Furrowing his brows in response to Wu's words, Vahn briefly recalled the fact that she, much like Shiroyasha in her youth, was exceptionally vulnerable to wagers. This was the source for each and every one of their losses, so, after a moment of consideration, Vahn decided to set a trap, asserting, "If I was serious about injuring you, I could easily cut, bruise, or even burn your skin..."
Flipping right side up, Wu adopted a cautious yet skeptical look on her face as she asked, "Are you trying to bait me into a wager?"
While it was true that most of her defeats could be attributed to her prideful and fearless nature, that didn't mean Wu was completely oblivious to the machinations of others. She possessed an instinct bordering on the precognitive, so, the moment Vahn made his assertion, her guard was raised. Was she going to back down? No way in hell. She wouldn't be the most 'fearless' in all of Heaven if she tucked her tail and ran away.
As it infringed upon his pride to lie and deceive people, Vahn shrugged in response to Wu's words, saying, "I won't deny it. However, my reason for doing so is in response to your previous claim. You may think your indestructibility is inviolable but there are plenty of ways to circumvent it without a Gift Game. Knowing this, I simply decided to point it out...how you interpret that is ultimately up to you..."
Adopting a rather vicious-looking smile on her face, the tufts of hair above Wu's monkey-like ears began to fray as her hair became noticeably spikier. For a very brief moment, Vahn thought she was about to go Super Saiyan. Instead, the smile on her face grew to the point he thought it was going to tear her face as she said, "You cheeky little lizard. Fine. I'll take the bait. Tell me the terms of your wager. If they're fair, I'll accept without hesitation."
Adding fuel to the fire, Vahn shook his head, stating, "It doesn't matter what the terms are. Even a completely one-sided wager where I stand to gain nothing is unfair to my opponent. After all, there is absolutely nothing you can do to win. It doesn't matter if you cheat or come up with bogus rules that make it nearly impossible to win. My victory may as well be predetermined."
With her ability to deduce truth from lies, Wu couldn't help tensing in response to Vahn's words. In spite of this, the smile on her face was unaffected. She refused to take Vahn's words lying down, so, understanding there was a chance he merely believed his words to be true, Wu extended her hand, palm up as she said, "We'll keep it simple then. You'll have ten seconds to try and inflict an injury on my hand. If I win, everything you possess, have possessed, or will possess will belong to me. You will come to stay with me on Mount Huoguo and spend the rest of eternity attending to my every want and need..."
Feeling an uncontainable giddiness spreading through her body, Wu, for only the second time in her life, felt nervous. If Vahn actually accepted her wager and lost, they would be together for the rest of eternity. This wasn't an exaggeration either, as, due to the number of Immortal Peaches she had consumed, her lifespan had already been extended by tens of billions of years. Her name had also been erased from the Book of Mortals, so, even if something was able to destroy her body, her spirit would persist until the end of existence itself...
Though she would never admit it, Wu was genuinely afraid of spending her eternity alone, so, after a brief pause, her frenzied smile gradually developed into a more serious expression as she added, "If you win...I'll let you do whatever you want, whenever you want, to my body. Even if you decided to cut me into pieces and use my flesh to produce the Elixir of Immortality, I wouldn't offer any kind of resistance..."
Realizing that Vahn might be the only person who could kill her if his claims proved to be true, Wu decided to place her body on the line as collateral. She was pretty sure he wouldn't actually cut her up or make her do anything she didn't want to do, so, even if he gained the right to do whatever he wanted to her body, Wu wasn't particularly concerned. They may have only known each other for a day or two but she could already tell Vahn was a big softie...
Demonstrating this, an exasperated sigh escaped Vahn's mouth as he adopted a visibly concerned expression and said, "You shouldn't be so quick to wager your body like that..."
Snorting through her nose, Wu resisted the urge to point out she was basically demanding his very existence as she said, "You're the one who said I could decide the rules and wager. If you back out now, it will be my victory by default. So much for your 'predetermined' victory..."
Emphasizing her point, a golden Geass Roll unfurled a few meters away from the sofa Vahn and Wu were entangled on. The Central Network closely monitored things like promises and wagers, so, the moment Vahn relinquished the right to negotiate, a Geass Roll matching Wu's terms was formed. In other words, unless she decided to annul the contract, he had no choice but to accept.
Resisting the urge to run his hand through his hair, Vahn answered, "Very well..." before reaching out and placing the index finger of his right hand against Wu's palm. The ten-second countdown had started the moment he agreed to Wu's terms, so, without hesitation, Vahn covered the tip of his finger with Source Energy before heating it up to more than a million degrees in an instant. He had a decent understanding of Wu's durability so a lower temperature wouldn't have had any effect on her body.
As she could feel pain in spite of her indestructibility, Wu didn't immediately register the fact the center of her palm had been burned. It was only when the Geass Roll burned up, long before the ten-second countdown had completely, that she realized the truth. In spite of this, she still couldn't quite believe it when she pulled back her hand and discovered a charred blister at the center of her palm...
"Impossible..."
Shaking his head, Vahn's expression softened as he whispered, "Nothing is impossible...I don't refer to myself as the God of Infinite Possibilities just because I think it sounds cool. In fact, compared to some of my other titles, it sounds pretty lame..."
Smiling in self-deprecation, Vahn extended his hand to grasp Wu's wrist. This caused her body to tense, but, due to her loss, she was now wholly incapable of resisting anything Vahn wanted to do to her. She could attempt to run away, but, the moment he told her to come back, her body would move against her will. This was one of the more terrifying aspects of placing your body on the line, as, depending on the choices of the person who owned it, you would basically be a prisoner in your own body.
Fortunately, just as Wu had anticipated, Vahn had no desire to take advantage of her. After healing the burn on her palm, he promptly released her wrist before declaring, "As the owner of your body, I exercise my right to transfer ownership back to you. Make sure to take care better care of yourself from now on, okay?"
Taking advantage of the brief period where the Central Network was processing his request, Vahn gave Wu's head one final pat. Her stupefied expression was one of the cutest things he had ever seen. Unfortunately, the moment the corners of his smile turned upward, Wu's expression turned into a rather fierce glare as she promptly pounced on him, rage, indignation, and embarrassment visible in her glowing green eyes as she began hammering his face with meteoric punches...
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(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'Vahn is the quick-change God...','Wu be like, "Ah, if it isn't the consequences of my actions..."','I believe she may have taken exception to that...')
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บท 2174: Breaking Down the Walls of the Heart
"Feel better...?"
After allowing Wu to wail on him for the better part of ten minutes, the power behind the petite monkey girl's punches gradually waned. In the end, she was just sitting atop his stomach with a pouty expression on her face.
Balling her right hand into a fist, Wu gave Vahn yet another punch as she asked, "Why did you do it? You had one of the strongest beings in the Little Garden at your beck and call and you decided to just free me? You could have sent me on a suicide run to the South and I wouldn't have had any choice but to obey. Tell me, why did you cut me loose so quickly? I mean, you didn't even..."
Unamused by the wry smile on Vahn's face, Wu grabbed the sides of his head as if she were about to headbutt him. Instead, she brought her face close enough that their noses were touching before asking, "Is this some game to try and win my heart? What, you aren't satisfied with just my body...?"
Shaking his head, Vahn opened his mouth to answer. The moment he did so, Wu attempted to steal his lips only to fall face-first into the pulverized remains of the sofa. There, she remained for several seconds, her face planted into the spot where Vahn's had been as her tail twitched vigorously from side to side.
Having phased through the frustrated monkey girl, Vahn whisked out a replacement sofa from his Inventory before sitting down and explaining, "Listen...you're a charming girl, Wu. Your personality leaves a lot to be desired but I would be lying if I said you weren't adorably attractive. The simple truth of the matter is that I didn't come here with those kinds of intentions. I also have no need for additional power, and, even if I were to try and win you over to my side, I would never do so using such...underhanded methods..."
Shaking his head, Vahn inhaled a deep breath before adding, "Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, you're not the kind of woman who can play well with others. I have a harem that has long exceeded a hundred members. My family is also growing even as we speak. I'm not going to jeopardize their happiness just to alleviate your boredom..."
As if her batteries had run out, Wu's tail spontaneously went limp.
"...are you trying to say there are more than a hundred women better than me?"
Suppressing an exasperated sigh, Vahn answered, "You know damn well that wasn't the intention behind my words. I'm being honest with you, Wu. Stop regarding everything I say as part of some grand conspiracy to get you to fall in love..."
Using her tail, Wu pushed herself over before rising to a seated position. To Vahn's surprise, she actually had a relieved look on her face as she said, "That's good. If you had tried to argue those women were better than me, I would have had no choice but to seek them out and challenge each and every one of them. This makes things a lot simpler..."
Similar to how Eina's panties would become transparent when she was aroused, the fabric of Wu's martial attire became reminiscent of thin silk as she adopted a cheeky smile and said, "I never had any intention of marrying you or becoming something like your lover. Hell, unless you had forced me to, there's no way I was just going to abandon my home. I just want to have sex with someone stronger than myself. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a handsome man that matches that basic requirement?"
As her clothing gradually dissipated into a mist-like substance, Wu rolled forward, tumbling in a way that allowed her to seamlessly transition into a somersault. This brought her right in front of Vahn, an uncharacteristically serious look on her face as she said, "Let's become fuck buddies. I'm tired of being a virgin and you're probably the only decent person outside the 1-3-Digit Gates that can take it from me. If you reject me...I'm honestly not sure what I'll do..."
Though she would never compromise on her desire to prank him, Vahn was the first person Wu had ever met who was both approachable and stronger than she was. Everyone else that could compete with her in strength was either an eldritch abomination, an emotionless killing machine, or a female. Every other man she had ever taken an interest in was either too weak, taken by someone else, or a complete and utter monster in terms of personality. Finding someone that was powerful, kind, and unwilling to take advantage of others was like stumbling upon the winning ticket to a lottery in the middle of the street...
Noticing the hint of desperation contained in Wu's emerald green eyes, an almost overwhelming urge to sigh swelled from the very core of Vahn's being. A part of him was tempted to just create a Template or introduce her to one of the people back in his personalized Little Garden. It just wasn't in his nature. The person Wu had decided to give her virginity to was him, so, even if he did refuse her, there was no way in hell he could just send a replacement like she was just some prize waiting to be claimed...
"You really don't give up until you get what you want, do you...?"
Sensing the direction things were going, a visibly relieved smile developed across Wu's face as she cheekily replied, "You're learning..."
Adopting a smile of his own, Vahn extended his hand in come hither gesture as he teased, "And you're about to..."
Accepting Vahn's outstretched hand, a surprised yelp emanated from Wu's throat as he promptly pulled her to sit with her back against his chest. Then, before she could even think to protest, he placed one hand on her abdomen before leaning down to nibble on her rounded, monkey-like ear.
"Ah! What...what the hell do you think you're doing...!?"
As his left hand traced up Wu's abdomen, Vahn answered, "Lesson one...foreplay..." before grabbing her right breast. She had moderately sized B-Cups even without utilizing her 72 Transformations, so, while they were strangely hard, they fit comfortably in the palm of his hand. This made them perfect for groping, so, while his right hand replaced his left's position on her abdomen, Vahn proceeded to gently knead Wu's breast before whispering, "Feel free to tap out whenever you want..."
Hearing Vahn's words, Wu ceased biting her bottom lip long enough to reach back, hands grasping his hair as she asserted, "Sun Wu Kong never quits..."
Chuckling softly in the face of the monkey girl's bravado, Vahn habitually manipulated the flow of time in their surroundings until they were practically cut off from the rest of the world. Then, as his right hand slowly descended below her navel, he softly mused, "There's a first time for everything. You're about to experience several..."
Opening her mouth, Wu was about to riposte when an alarming shiver ran from the very core of her being to her brain. At first, she didn't understand what happened, as, the moment the jolt hit her, a blindingly golden card manifested a few centimeters away from her nose. When she read what was on the card, the pupils of her eyes contracted to fine points as Vahn's middle finger came to rest on her precious little bean...
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"How are you feeling...?"
After one of the most passionate sessions of lovemaking she had ever experienced, Black Rabbit was in such a daze that she simply regarded Vahn's words as an auditory hallucination. They had literally gone at it for days, and, towards the end, she wasn't even sure where her body ended and Vahn's began. It was like they had become a singular entity, and, now that they had separated, it was like an integral part of her being had been removed...
Recognizing the symptoms of what Da Vinci referred to as Vahnistic Dependency, an apologetic smile developed across Vahn's face as he bent down to plant a kiss between Black Rabbit's ears. He had tried to hold back, but, the longer they went at it, the more impassioned the lovable bunny girl became. Things eventually reached a point where he simply couldn't satisfy her using conventional methods, so, after explaining the process mid-coitus, they ended up melding for nearly thirty hours straight.
Similar to Black Rabbit, there had been a moment when Vahn felt as though they were one and the same. He now knew everything there was to know about the perpetually pink-haired rabbit, and, if he really wanted to, there was a fair chance he could even deceive the Central Network if he were to transform into her. In exchange, Black Rabbit had been given a brief look into the incomprehensible vastness of his existence. Such an experience was life-changing, and, more often than not, resulted in a state of mind that could best be characterized as enlightenment...
With her spiritual power exploding far beyond its previous limits, the only thing preventing Black Rabbit from developing to her next stage of growth was the fertilized egg within her womb. Her body was instinctually routing all the excess energy towards the developing fetus, and, as a result, her hair was semi-permanently affixed in a vibrant, nearly-red shade of pink.
Some might assume that Black Rabbit's pink hair was responsible for the amorous aura that now exuded from her body. Instead, it was the fact she had awakened a Divinity related to Sex halfway through their melding.
For reasons Vahn was well aware of but chose not to acknowledge, his sex life was the part of his memories that Black Rabbit had been most drawn to whilst they were connected. She now knew the full extent of his relationships with other women, and, as a result, her libido had flowered into something even he wasn't fully confident in handling.
Fortunately, unlike Divinities in the Lower Realms, Divinities in the Little Garden could be sealed in the form of Gifts. Black Rabbit could also give up her Divinity in a similar manner to Leticia, so, as worrying as the existence of an S-Rank Sex Divinity was, Vahn chose to believe Black Rabbit would be able to overcome it. He knew, even better than herself, how strong she was. Thus, once the initial high had worn off, she should return to her usual, bubbly, and somewhat naive self.
As tantalizing as the thought of an S-Rank Bunny Goddess of Sex was, Vahn would rather enjoy a nice and leisurely session of lovemaking. He didn't mind experimenting, but, unless she sincerely wanted to try a new play or position, he would prefer it if Black Rabbit remained the same loveable bunny he had nearly fallen in love with at first sight...
With that thought in mind, Vahn held Black Rabbit's indescribably soft body as tenderly as possible before whispering, "I love you..." in a soothing tone that caused the surrounding space to fluctuate under the compulsion of his Authority. In response, Black Rabbit's ears twitched, and, though there was a distant look in her vibrant, glowing red eyes, she still managed a faint smile as she replied, "I love you too..."
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(A/N: Alternate Titles: 'Wu is a bit of an idiot...','A very lucky idiot...','S-Rank when compared to every being in existence? Too spooky for me...')
(A/N: Sorry for the late chapter. After releasing a chapter of NOICE, the pain in my leg started acting up so I decided to rest in bed and watch a Netflix series called Manifest. It's pretty fucking bad, but, much like watching a car crash, I couldn't tear my eyes away from it xD...)
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