It's been tens of thousands of years since I had sex with my wonderful wifey.
Currently there is not a lot to do in thsi world so I'm merely waiting for good times to show myself, such a historical events or significant eras in the supernatural world.
One such being the Great War, where billions of creatures died in the fight against god and devils.
I must say I am pumped to witness this fight and even participate in it cause why the hell not?
I am a primordial lifeform who has been in this world longer than god himself.
Oh! By the way I found out Jesus isnt actually his son.. yeah I know, he was merely a person who tricked the masses and got so much faith into him he went to heaven and became a angel.
(Purely fiction, Dont bully me)
He's a odd guy..
But enough of that it's time to see how the war is going!
"Ophis, Akane I'll be going to participate in the upcoming war I have told you guys about." Bael told his wives as he left the bed to go.
"Mm, have fun." Ophis said still sleepy.
"Yea yea." Akane said.
"Then, I'll be off!" Bael teleported out of his inner world and into the real world.
(Holy shit I can't believe I actually remeber details about this fic, very suprising.)
I started to fly to the underworld where it was happening and as soon as I got their I had to become stealthy as I don't want anyone to notice me.
I want to make a grand entrance! Hahaha.
With nothing else to do but wait I decide to listen in on the devils communication since the angels aren't here yet neither are the fallen.
"We must win this war and take over the world." A handsome devil said which is Lucifer himself might I add.
How I know? Well, when he became a devil I met him! He's a stupid guy.
"Yes Lucifer, the stupid angels always sticking to that dirty god is gross. We must show them who's the real bosses." Another devil said.
"When will those cowards come anyway? Azazael said he will." Another devil said mentioning the fallen angels as cowards.
"Hmph, that stupid researching pest will no doubt show up at the end. He's merely a pawn for me to begin with." Lucifer stated.
Suddenly when they were still talking a whole lot of nonsense, the sky opened up and angels started to descend out of it.
(Ay, honestly no clue how they get to the underworld? But this sounds more badass)
"THEY ARE HERE! GET READY TO DESTROY THESE VERMIN!!!" Many devils yelled.
"OUUUUUUUU!"
"Oh shit it's about to begin!" Bael laughed waiting for the incoming chaos.
"When should I enter the fray? Maybe when gods about to die and even kill him myself?"
"Yes that would make me go down into legends hehe, it would be nice to see what reactions the future characters will have when they know I am the one who slayed god." Bael started cooking up a evil plan.
"FOOLISH! YOU DEVILS ARE BUT A STAIN ON THIS WORLD AND SHALL BE DESTROYED IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!" An immense pressure shrouded all the devils as an old looking man with gray hair stepped out with a divine presence.
Seeing this man after a while Bael was suprised.
"Tch, seems even you grow old eh? What a pity." He remarked.
Lucifer seeing his "father" instantly became enraged and went to confront him.
Soon the fallen angels entered the fray and they all began to battle.
"Ahh~ so exciting. Wait should I get Ddraig and albion to get in this and follow the correct plot? Kekek of course I should."
"Mm wait maybe I don't even need to tell them as I feel them coming already." After saying that two massive dragons fell out of the sky and when they landed they was still fighting.
"IM STRONGER YHAN YOU AND ALWAYS WILL BE!" A white dragon yelled.
"NO I AM! I AM CLEARLY THE SUPERIOR ONE OF FOMINATION!" A red dragon yelled.
"They always fight.. do they never get bored?" Bael wondered.
Seeing two massive dragons, the heavenly dragons at that everyone got scared.
"ISNT THAT DDRAIG AND ALBION? WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE!" Roared a devil who is a satan.
"I dont know but it doesnt seem like they are on the angels side either, we should kill them and get it over with." another important devil said.
"We just gotta wait for the outcome between god and lucifer first though."
-Lucifer and Gods fight
Currently the two were going through an intense battle as both lucifer and god were seriously injured.
now you may think why is god so weak if he was a primordial also?
well dont forget he had to seal the beast of apocaplyse which took up most of his power and after the years he certainly weakened. even the others are more powerful now.
"You are my first angel created, as your father i must put you down!" God said summoning holy spears made of magic and firing them towards lucifer.
"Heh so what? in the end all you are is a cntrolling bastard who gave us no freedom. WE ARE ANGELS! SUPERIOR TO THOSE DISGUSTING HUMAN! WHY CANT WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!" Lucifer roared out.
seeing him lash out like this god shook his head in pity.
"Sigh you just dont understand how big this world truly is. many terrifiyng monsters roam who are stronger than even i, if you did something you would be as good as dead." God revealed a shocking truth to lucifer.
"WHat?" Lucifer seemed confused in this revelation.
"Too bad i wont say more before killing YO-" out of nowhere two loud roars sounded stopping them in their trakcs before trying to locate the source.
they noticed the two dragons fighting and had grim expressions.
"DAMN! AT THIS TIME THOSE LIZARDS DARE?!" Lucifer yelled.
"This isnt good, with them here the balance of power is off. who knows what will happen. seems i will use the rest to seal them away and be targets of my new system." god muttered before making up his mind and flying to them.
(Blah blah, time skip no jutso to where bael will kill the two leaders since i dont really wanna write it)
Hah, hahhh, finally those two dragons are gone even though it costed billions of lives." god muttered before looking in front of him which stands a fatakky wounded lucifer who refuses to die.
"I will kill you before i fall! DARKNESS SPEA-" before he managed to finish the spell a hand went through his chest, killing him.
"Now, Now cant have you killing him can I heheh" a mischevious voice sounded out of nowehre startling everyone who was paying attention to the final fight.
"IT CANT BE?!" hearing that voice god knew just who it was, even if its been millions of years since they last met.
"Oh but it is! its been so long Yaweh!" Bael chuckled.
(Forgot how to spell his name and dont feel like looking it up, in class writing this so)
"Why are you hear bael? cant you go and do other things." god asked.
bael shook his head at that before looking him straight in his eyes..
"No, im here to kill you both so please die okay?" Bael wasted no time before extending his finger like freiza would and shot a beam of life at god.
seeing how he actually wants to kill him god instantly cursed at him.
"IF YOU DARE KILL ME THE OTHERS WONT SIT BY!" he yelled.
"Others? oh, them.. i dont need to worry since even if they all combined they wouldnt be bale to beat me hahahahah." he laughed before again firing multiple more beams.
they all hit god killing him.
seeing gods and lucifers corpse bael decided it owuld be a waste to leave them sitting here as he could use them for something perhaps..
so he instantly took them and teleported away before anyone could even mutter what just happened.
however, once he left everyone became confused and chaos ensued..
"GOD IS DEAD?"
"FATHER?!"
"LUCIFER IS DEAD TOO?!"
"DAMN IT!"
they started to battle once more cause why not?
meanwhile bael went back to his inner world to sleep and wait for another good event to play.
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A/N: honestly no clue if other satans or important angels died in that war. i made up alot of it but tell me below if some important big names died as i can just use the power of the author and change it up.
your welcome for another chapter bu the way.
100 powerstones for 2 more in a couple days. if not wait another week hehehe