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Agrippa_Atelier
LV 1Hello there! I go by Agrippa, and I’m a writer with a certain penchant for both unhealthy amounts of snark and diabetic-comma-inducing romance that gets steamy more often than not.
2023-03-30 Unido Global
This was a surprisingly common reaction to this chapter XD
[Yes, this is an omake compilation. No, the above isn't canon. Now, let's continue to document my slow frantic fall into madness.]
Wake-up Call [Worm, Smugbug, Yuri, Bondage] [Complete]
Book&Literature · Agrippa_Atelier
Aegis was *fun*. I kinda regret not doing more with him.
One thing people don't tell you about physiologically enforced synesthesia? Well, almost everything, because there aren't that many cases to bring things up in casual conversation. It's not like MM is gonna drop by the common room and say, 'Oh, Aegis, heads up: the Fifth Symphony tastes like a very hearty stew, so you'd better not listen to it if you are feeling too full. Also, I'm extremely curious about how many orgasms I can wring out of someone whose whole body could turn into a semen factory just for me to use.'
Wake-up Call [Worm, Smugbug, Yuri, Bondage] [Complete]
Book&Literature · Agrippa_Atelier
Somewhat unintended, but... yeah, I couldn't help but write it once in her head.
And I know how bad of an idea all of this is. I know what a blue wall is, and how a code of silence is the very first step into turning LEO into something the populace can't trust, into enemies of those they should defend.
Wake-up Call [Worm, Smugbug, Yuri, Bondage] [Complete]
Book&Literature · Agrippa_Atelier
Thanks! I mean, I agree, but I'm obviously biased XD
And thank you for reading!
I'm trying to get better at consistently reposting over here, but I've been a bit of a mess lately. Thanks for sticking with me :))
I mean... as soon as more than one love interest is involved? I don't make a harsh distinction on which characters participate in which scenes, seeing as all of them are in the same committed relationship? If you mean what's the first time that Hachiman isn't involved in sex, I honestly don't remember, sorry. If it's any consolation, he's the sole male in the ongoing mess.
A happy Darkness and a Kazuma plot XD
Thanks! I remember how much of a rush it was to write the first chapter.
… I'll generously deem this an apology puke.
A Pure Knight's Natural Enemy [Konosuba]
Anime & Comics · Agrippa_Atelier
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original All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! [Oregairu, Poly]
Youth is a lie, yet cake isn't. Let me explain: there comes a time in the life of a young man when he'll be unavoidably faced with temptation. It may take plenty of forms, yet most of them will be easily resisted. Underage drinking? Smoking? Skipping classes? All those activities are easily discovered, with well-established punishments any moderately intelligent (that is: brilliant by comparison) young man would rather avoid. But! If, for instance, a gorgeous, often violent, Christmas Cake would break down in a tearful plea for somebody to take her? Would the same steadfast, reasonable, logical, and really handsome young man be able to resist the temptation? I challenge anyone to state they would. Nobody's that much into dieting.115 Chs 1k Coleções
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Periodical Cicadas [Worm/Scream TV Fusion]
“The letters over the entrance proudly proclaim the overly patriotic name of ‘George Washington High School.’ I never thought something could make me miss Winslow so quickly, yet here I am, discovering new things about myself already.” Taylor Hebert is angry. That may have something to do with almost being killed at her old school, definitely has something to do with her father suddenly relocating her to Florida, and likely has something to do with Audrey and Noah latching on to her because she comes from Brockton Bay and that automatically qualifies her as a Final Girl. It may also have to do with all the murders going around, but, really, those are almost a secondary concern.12 Chs 3 Coleções
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A Pure Knight's Natural Enemy [Konosuba]
“Dear Mother and Father, my adventures as an overpowered isekai protagonist proceed as expected. The masochistic knight is still crazy, the demented explosion maniac is still a loli, and the mentally childish goddess is still useless. Oh, also, I seem to have become a hentai rape orc, but that’s just background noise at this point.”22 Chs 922 Coleções
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Lacmere University – A Tale of Chivalry, Monstergirls, and Tuition
Fencing can be a lot of things. It can be a sport that you’re good at, a scholarship, the key to get you into a mysterious college in the Pacific Northwest with centuries of tradition behind. It can be a link to a romanticized past, one that exists only in inked pages and the minds of children turning sticks into weapons of legend. Or, when you step into shadowed halls crowded with people who don’t belong, when you meet those that should no longer walk the earth, when you find yourself mired in fantasy and myth… It can be the key to survive. And, sometimes, to romance.9 Chs 8 Coleções
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Tales From a Lewd Fantasy World
Hentai, erotica, eroge… They come in many flavors, and most of them turn out to be addictive to female protagonists who really should think better about what they put in their mouths. There are tragedies, comedies, and things too messed up to consider in any context other than pretty pictures or explicit words safely away on the other side of your screen. Now, what if they made sense? What if there was a world in which magic, gods, and demons interacted in such a way as to make the nonsensical sensible? If there were reasons for demonesses of lust to be such prominent characters? If an entire civilization fell because elves are a tragic thing? If bikini armor was practical? Intrigued yet? Then come take a look. I promise things will only get weirder from here.1 Chs 3 Coleções
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Wordsworth [Worm, Alt Power, Case 53, Smugbug] Pending
“There once was a Lost Girl. She had wandered through both empty streets and her crowded mind, looking with wonder at the closed books that filled it. Each book whispered of a memory and a tale, and, sometimes, she didn’t know the difference. “Not until a Clever Fox tricked her into learning it.” Wordsworth is a Case 53 Alt Power Worm fic that features a Taylor Hebert who took her love of reading seriously enough to become a book, an Emma Barnes who looks at herself like most of the fandom does, and a Lisa Wilbourn who likes foxes. Also, lots and lots of books—and ways to weaponize them. And maybe a bit of true love. It doesn’t happen every day, though.27 Chs 47 Coleções
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Wake-up Call [Worm, Smugbug, Yuri, Bondage] [Complete]
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Lisa Wilbourn once explained to Taylor Hebert that she was asexual due to her power interfering and making her realize any and all gross details about any possible romantic partner. She was lying. Taylor caught her. All of this, somehow, resulted in an odyssey of pure snark, with Lisa constantly arguing with Power, the disembodied voice in her head that insists anthropomorphizing a parahuman interface ability is a very silly thing to do--which ended up in Taylor and Lisa being quite proactive in tackling the Bay's villains and Armsmaster frequently complaining about "goddamn teenagers." I don't know why either, guys; I just write the thing...118 Chs 266 Coleções
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All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! - Yui's Lily Garden
After the events of chapter 13th of the main fic, when Hachiman fulfilled his promise to both Haruno and Komachi, Yui is left to deal with something she knows herself to be ridiculously unprepared for: Yukinoshita trauma. Thankfully, the more level-headed member of the Service Club has had a year to learn from the more idiosyncratic ones. She's going to need all those lessons. Except maybe not, because if there's something Yui Yuigahama has always been? That's caring and supportive. And, sometimes, that's worth more than any elaborate scheme born out of a Monster of Logic.11 Chs 50 Coleções
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I Can’t See Your Scars [FMA, NSFW]
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Roy Mustang is blind. There are too many things he can no longer see, dreams that are unreachable for a maimed veteran. But Roy Mustang remembers. And blonde hair and gunpowder feature prominently among his memories.1 Chs 7 Coleções
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The Greatest Masturbatory Fantasy Ever! [Naruto, Rule 63]
Concluído
Naruko Uzumaki is the best kunoichi the Village Hidden in the Leaves has ever seen! Believe it! Pretty please. Look, it’s not like the poor girl has some crippling self-esteem issues fostered by years of targeted bullying and ostracism. And it’s not like puberty has hit her particularly hard. It’s not even like her stupidly hot, arrogant prick of a teammate is most likely using his fucking eyes of cheating cheater who cheats to mess with her-and-or-her libido. It’s just that she needs a break. And a couple of spare towels.1 Chs 34 Coleções
Years later, I find myself proud of this mess of a character introduction. And wanting an omake about that time-traveling future child.
In front of me stands Haruno Yukinoshita, a beautiful, intelligent, clever, perceptive woman, much like her younger sister if she had about ten robot pilots less insecurities and trauma and about five kuuderes worth of unfathomable depths, a ruthless disregard for societal norms, and a tendency to amuse herself by playing to, or against, the expectations of others. It's like Yukino's and my own child has come back from the post-apocalyptic future wearing a killer android flesh as a disguise. I know said future would be post-apocalyptic because that would explain how Yukino and I even managed to think of having a child together.
All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! [Oregairu, Poly]
Anime & Comics · Agrippa_Atelier