I never thought my laugh could sound like that, my stomach hurts.
minecraft villager
CHAPTER 16: THE BLACKS
Book&Literature · mark_kiple
at least you read it as goldy, I read it as dogly
Perhaps the only way to kill them was with godly weapons, and my spells were useless on this setting, "Alright Adam, think…. You can't harm them… but they catch touch you, which gives me the upper hand, right?" maybe I had to try and get a godly weapon to try that, let's see, "Evig... em… a… yldog… nopaew!" as soon as those words left my mouth, a golden bow appeared in my hands and a silver-colored quiver in my back "A bow…. Really? Oh well, I suppose it runs in the family,"
Book&Literature · CORNBRINGER
Grass doesn't actually taste that bad, leaves taste bitter though.
"Told you it was a neat trick," I said before throwing a jellybean into my mouth only for my face to scrunch up and gag, "Guk, gross. It tastes like grass!" I made an exaggerated show of using my robe to clean my tongue.
HP: A Sociopath Gamer In Magic World
Book&Literature · Kitamari