phalanx_doctine

7 months ago

Commented

THE MURDEROUS SHORT STACK IS A FULL BLOWN MECHANIC NOW🤣

It is against Command's better judgment that we have granted General Tennant's request to assign you to the Technician's position accompanying Lieutenant Colonel Max. After reviewing your medical history and System Functions, it is our opinion that Major Tarith Nico should have been permanently reassigned to the repair division, though we have acceded to the authority of Theater Command on this matter.

Humanity's Greatest Mecha Warrior System

Sci-fi · Aoki_Aku

phalanx_doctine

8 months ago

Commented

Nico is the best 😆

"Nico?" Max gasped, recognizing those hazard stripes on a Bone white Carapace shell, and more importantly, the faded and chipped smiley faces on the bottom of a foot that had just raised to stomp on a screaming Narsian soldier.

Humanity's Greatest Mecha Warrior System

Sci-fi · Aoki_Aku

phalanx_doctine

11 months ago

Commented

bro gave them bolters

It fired 30mm rocket propelled explosive projectiles at a rate of 250 rounds per minute. The projectile was designed to penetrate through armor and flesh before detonating within the body cavity in order to cause maximum damage.

Interstellar Age

Sci-fi · Zentmeister

phalanx_doctine

1 years ago

Commented

clutch up or nut up

They either endured with an indomitable spirit and heart of steel or gave in to their inner demons and f*cked the ground, f*cked the trees, or f*cked with their hands.

The Witch Hunter System

Fantasy · Pointbreak

phalanx_doctine

1 years ago

Commented

get this man a dreadnought

"Only in death does service end..."

Interstellar Age

Sci-fi · Zentmeister

phalanx_doctine

1 years ago

Commented

mom don't worry about my eight terabyte homework folder

"Two hundred and fifty yottabytes of Dvrakian Porn ripped straight from their interstellar network. If you manage to win, it is all yours, and if I might make a recommendation, I suggest that you use it during your bathroom breaks to release some of your pent up stress."