damn dude didn't even get to finish
The shadow soldier spoke in a monotone voice, "I just remembered I was Masterbaiting to this really good hentai, I was then really close when suddenly this demon dog burst through the window and bit my dick off, after which it killed me—"
Anime & Comics · Shadow_D_Monarch3
it's waraxe supremacy here baby
Especially swordsmanship, which was one of the things I really focused on. Since I knew i was going to a world of sword and magic I mostly practiced my swordsmanship making it extremely deadly, elegant, and sharp, can't forget about stylish as well
Anime & Comics · Shadow_D_Monarch3
the first and last time ever
and where's Superman?
"So tell me a little about yourself. How's the wife and family? Do they come to visit you often? Are they disappointed in you and don't come to visit because they view you as an embarrassment? Damn, I'm starting to feel bad. What if one of your daughters got married? Dude, you wouldn't be able to walk her down the aisle. You're going to be stuck in here forever while the rest of the world moves on. Your daughters are going to be starting their own family, getting pregnant, having your grandkids, but you will be missing it all because you're stuck in here forever. You have my sympathy. You are going to be missing out on their first steps, their first words, growing up, and repeating the cycle until they completely forget about you and stop visiting, leaving only your husk to bear the weight of the world–"
Book&Literature · Shadow_D_Monarch3
this mf got a text lisp
He just looked at her and grinned, "Only you could have come up with the write answer with so little clues"
Book&Literature · Shadow_D_Monarch3
The man, The myth, The legend Peter
(A/N: Yeah, you guessed it, it's Peter from Deadpool 🗿)
Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
zing?
Allen gave each girl a bracelet, it was created by Rebecca and creates a small interference field that makes them invisible to Homelander's X-ray vision. Rebecca created it based on the fact that Homelander cannot see through Zing.
Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
and his arms are heavy mom's spaghetti
His legs were weak, even though at his age he kept to a strict training regimen.
Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
Allen Walking Walker
Allen thought about introducing himself as either Allen Walker Jr. or Allen Walker II, perhaps as Allen Walker the Second, but in the end, he decided on Allen W. Walker; that would be the name he would use when introducing himself.
Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen
Bocchi – 'Ah... I understood the reference...'
I Stream DC on Marvel
Anime & Comics · Mr_Aizen