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Then there was the whole rabbit goddess plot. She was batshit insane but damn if she wasn't attractive as fuck. I'd weighed the option of seducing her instead of sealing her away again. I did need more gods/goddesses in my 'pantheon'.
Jörmungandr
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I flashed out to low earth orbit just as the furry abominations started hip thrusting at me. Gathering and condensing my power into a singular point, I shot a wave of pure destruction towards the planet blowing a hole clear through the celestial body. Not taking any chances I continued to fire attack after attack making sure I left no trace of the plant infested with furries. To be doubly sure I flashed out of the galaxy and vaporized the entire set of planetary systems. One could never be too safe when exterminating an infestation after all.
Jörmungandr
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"They're all full of energy, seemingly from the same source." Gabriel added.
Jörmungandr
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"She can't hold a tune to save her life but she does her best." I replied.
Jörmungandr
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AaaYyy wAanNt iTt tHaT WhEeyy
Jörmungandr
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I sniggered at the shocked look on the dragon gods face at having been called 'auntie'.
Jörmungandr
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Ophis got off my shoulders and floated over to Gabriel. The dragon god began to pat Gabriels head in an attempt to comfort the archangel.
Jörmungandr
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[AN: The chapter title is obviously a typo. It was funny so I left it in…]
Jörmungandr
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"How rude… to vomit at the sight of someone. To answer your question I'm what you can call a divine intervention."
Jörmungandr
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Being a divine entity I didn't really need sleep. That said, waking up next to a gorgeous woman the next morning after an entire night of intense sex was… satisfying to say the least.
Jörmungandr
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Tony rolled his eyes, "She won't unless you say anything. There is something called the bro code, you must have heard of it."
Jörmungandr
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍪🍪🍪
"Stupid dildo." Ophis muttered before leaning on me and going back to sleep.
Jörmungandr
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Pietro on the other hand surrendered when Gabriel kicked him in the dick, while he was using his super speed. The poor guy had been so shocked that he gave up on the spot when Gabriel asked for his surrender. The fact that Ophis and Hulk were playing baseball using trees and henchmen a few feet away may have contributed as well.
Jörmungandr
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'I'm a fucking Gary-Stu…' I thought in annoyance.
Jörmungandr
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It was unmistakable, unless I was properly losing my mind my own voice, albeit deeper and much more booming was coming out of my dragon form's mouth.
Jörmungandr
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"NOOO GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!" (AN: Insert The Office Theme)
Jörmungandr
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yes. yes it does.
'Hmm, did I really just do that? Does this make me ROB?'
Jörmungandr
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