and eastern danger noodles are the epitome of cool and power. They’d have to be careful curling up and not tying themselves into a knot
When it comes to dragons, though, Eisen can't help but complain: Western dragons, with their winged-lizard appearance, are quite ugly. But in this world, dragons, regardless of species, are immensely powerful magical creatures. For wizards, they are very dangerous.
Hogwarts Professor
Book&Literature · Just_fan_
Desire Points: 1,036W points (usable for breakthroughs)
Ice-Ice Fruit in Marvel
Anime & Comics · Senatus
I love this character jet is awesome 😂😂
"Good pet, you tell that bitch." Jet said in an approving voice.
Harry Potter The Serpent
Book&Literature · Infinity_Weaver
Why whisper if the door was crumbled and fell with a “deafening crash” like everyone missed that but talk above a whisper and they’re on to you?
"First sector, clear," she whispered into her comm, her voice steady despite the adrenaline coursing through her veins.
Marvel: Video Game Templates!
Movies · StrikerAuthor
Ahhh yesss 394 dollars put it in
God only knew though. Perhaps this was an alternative time-line that had diverged millions of years ago. Maybe Voldemort hadn't even made Horcruxes. Maybe Severus Snape wasn't at Hogwarts because he was pursuing a lucrative career as a male stripper somewhere in rural Australia.
Harry Evans: Memoirs of a well-lived Death (SI)
Book&Literature · Bor902
Hide the evidence 😂
Merrythought "I need some items from my office for a more detailed examination, but from the initial results I don't think a student can do it. The curse is too strong for a young wizard, and I'm afraid we'll need a vial of mandrake potion to dissolve the students."
Rubeus Hagrid: Grand Druid
Book&Literature · arcanist_druid
"Who wants to see you naked, idiot? Zeus has more chest than you!" Kaylon looked at Loki with disdain. Where does this woman get the confidence to say that? If it were Hestia or Freya, he might even burn their clothes, ahem ahem.
Shining God in Danmachi
Anime & Comics · Cozmooo
He’s about to get fisted if he gets caught tell ya that 😂
Catching his breath after the unexpected ordeal, he sighed and thought, "Well, guess I am not selling shit." Gripping the necklace tighter, he grumbled, "Why are there ninjas after me now? What did I do?" The answer dawned on him as he sighed again, "Well, I am a thief after all. But the penthouse belonged to a rich old lady, not some sec-" His words trailed off as he remembered the nature of the world he inhabited. "Fuck me sideways," he muttered, realizing the complex web of consequences.
Marvel-Comics: Overgeared
Anime & Comics · Bulale_Abali
Against who at the moment he’s talking to Dobby and “magic” to say his oath neither of which is gonna tell on him
Harry summoned his elder wand, "I Harry James Potter swear on my magic and life to form the symbiotic bond with house elf Dobby."
Legacy of Harry Potter
Book&Literature · Graviele
We need to ferret out some of these puns don’t leave us hanging
The compartment erupted in laughter as Adrian and Jarvey continued their mock argument, with Jarvey throwing out increasingly creative insults while Adrian responded with increasingly ridiculous ferret puns.
Harry Potter: I Cast
Book&Literature · Joanjudo