Game of Thrones?
"That woman was hacked to death in the next room, along with a few children!"
The Mysterious Tribulation
Games · The Plagiarist
... he has elevated fence sitting into a veritable art.
Akihiko stared at Mubuki in speechless disbelief. He was indeed a master of the Grass Ninja Village's "sitting on the fence technique." To be able to utter such shameless words, advocating for playing both sides, was truly astounding.
Naruto - Leader of Kusagakure
Anime & Comics · Kaiszer
Perhaps this is because you think everything that goes wrong can be anyone else's fault but not yours?
"This young man is really unaffected. His life is so comfortable… My Dao heart is covered in dust because of him. What right does he have to live so comfortably?"
Becoming a Sage Starts From Condensing the Essence of Time
Eastern · Li Hongtian
If he were not a cultivator, I'd think that was a hyperbole.
Qin Tiannan nodded and took the bowl and chopsticks. He smiled brightly and said, "Let's eat first and talk after dinner. I haven't eaten in hundreds of years."
I See the Aura of the Great Emperor in All My Disciples
Eastern · Don't Let Me Stay Up All Night
Shouldn't he at least cut them up first? If it's carrot it would be still half raw when the rice is done. I also cannot imagine voluntarily eating soil encrusted porridge.
Zhao Meng picked some vegetables and threw them into the porridge without washing them. Then, he carried the bowl back to the stone platform.
Simulation: Starting From Strange Creatures
Sci-fi · End of the Long Bridge
Not that I'm against interspecies romance as long as they're still humanoid and reasonably compatible, but isn't setting the skeletal tauren as a romantic interest going a bit too far? 😶😑🦉
Peggy smiled proudly. "But to be honest, I'm a little touched. If I weren't already dead, I would have married you!"
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
What the....? 😶
[Shadow Dance Steps (Purple): Your skeleton can quickly and violently twist its crotch to please and charm the target.]
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
In his case, probably not entirely on his summons. His druid side should be able to change to a more powerful form, eventually. After several more forests planted.
Matthew was very satisfied.
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
See this! I just gifted the story: Ice cola
All things considered, .... actually it's not an unreasonable conclusion.
Brimming with excitement, Hai Mingzhu added, "So are we a professional adultery detection team then?"
Extreme Vigilance
Urban · Mohawk