The elves reacted immediately, the entire camp seemingly stopping for a split second before, faster than even the most stuck-up of Imperials could manage, the surroundings of the dust cloud were filled with two hundred and twenty Mer standing in perfect formation, already mid salute.
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Far away, across half the hold, a certain orc wearing his newly forged legionary steel plate suddenly felt a shiver go down his spine.
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A vicious grin spreads on my face as I realize who he was talking about "Tullius, my good man, you give the best of gifts."
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I should have the whole thing done before the poor Greybeards were deprived of the blessing that was my presence.
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My levels of smug reached a whole new level as I simply waved my hand, combining water magic with a bit of blood control I learned from the Volkihars, immediately forcing every single bit stuck to her very expensive clothes to detach and fall onto the ground.
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Then I got to watch his utter terror as he realized I was not, in fact, fucking with him.
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Orthjolf barely had the time to lean upwards before he was completely covered in three different forms of fire and a scorpion bolt just for good measure.
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"Eh" Davos waved him off "Can't be worse than a Namiran pit."
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One full year since I started this whole thing, damn does time fly!
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"A powerless, weaponless, and seemingly brainless alien!!!"
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"Oh, I can do better than merely locate them." The Lizard Wizard grins and rubs his hand imitating my tendency to do the same "You might even say I have come up with a cunning plan."
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I give him my sunniest smile while lazily twirling my sword around "I am certain I have no idea what you are talking about General."
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The tiny fact I had magic drugs on hand to help me deal with all of this childish whi- *Cough* rambling was just a happy little coincidence of course.
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"Sup?" Reyvin Flame-tongue waved at the orc lazily and if he didn't think he would get his shit kicked in, Zarok would have probably hugged the mad elf then and there.
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Dear dead fucking Dagoth is she a bloody fangirl?
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"The Akaviri Potentate that followed the fall of that dynasty actually lasted longer than their masters funnily enough." I explain to her surprise "Add another interregnum, a massive war of conquest that united the whole continent and ascended the Dragonborn Talos to a god, a Daedric invasion or three, the end of previously mentioned Talos' dynasty during said invasions, another short interregnum, a reunified Empire, a war against the Altmer Dominion ending in a truce that inadvertently caused the current civil war in Skyrim."
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My wicked grin and jovial promise of my most thorough tutorship quickly made her realize just how much she fucked up with that request.
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Reyvin's demeanor shifted from a tired one to one of panic and rage "Today is my birthday, making me eighteen years old. I am an old fart now Marco... it is all over!"
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Mephala cackled like an absolute madwoman and both of her counterparts held back groans. She was going to be so insufferable about this.
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