I swear I'm trying... But you spend all the time eating and sleeping and when you aren't eating or sleeping, you spend enjoying massages in the spa.
Spider-Man 0X
Anime & Comics · Xcalibur_Xc
Later, now it’s interrogation time
Moving quickly and efficiently, Alex bypassed the flickering lights of warning spells and unlocked the nearest bedroom door. Inside, a Death Eater lay unconscious. Without hesitation, Alex snatched the wand from the sleeping figure's side and bound him with a spell. A flick of his wrist opened the windows, allowing fresh air to rush in and disperse the lingering ether. The volatile fumes made him uneasy; any spark could ignite them.
Harry Potter : Reincarnated as The Greatest Wizard
Book&Literature · SwordmanCarryNuke
House elves?
She looked at him, puzzled. "Who?"
Harry Potter's revenge
Movies · AbrahamSmith
"Excellent." He seemed pleased. "Then we can start writing up the betrothal contract."
Harry Potter's revenge
Movies · AbrahamSmith
"I have destroyed the birds," he proudly informed her.
Wild Awakening
Fantasy · Erik_Ramsey
Most certainly
He swore to God everyone was disrespecting him now. First, it was Nick questioning his plans—"Maybe we should cut through the valley, maybe it'll be faster." Or Ralph saying maybe they should spend more time gathering wood; "Boss—are you sure there's enough for the campfires?" Brad had had enough by then. He'd exploded—"Yeah, okay, okay, you think I didn't think of that? Is that it? You think I'm a fucking moron, is that it?"
Wild Awakening
Fantasy · Erik_Ramsey
5 foot 11 at 159 pound is not fat
As Ace struggled to get hold of his senses, he felt Ria grasp his ankle and drag his 159-pound body like nothing. Despite his attempts to resist, his efforts proved futile against Ria's monstrous strength.
The Strongest Curse Master
Fantasy · IGotStones
Yes, let’s believe the delinquent who threatens a violent death
"Mike, you promised you would leave my sister alone as long as I get you her nudes," Ace cried in dread.
The Strongest Curse Master
Fantasy · IGotStones
That’s been disproven a while ago by a doctor.
Incidentally, I never allowed myself those pretentious movie-style knuckle-cracking exercises. Amateurs might not know this, but actually, there is an opinion that such antics cause micro-damage to the synovial joint capsule, potentially leading to arthritis fifteen years later.
MHA: Thorny Path of a Pro-Hero
Anime & Comics · XAN3ON
The apartment door burst open, splintering into pieces, and someone rushed inside.
Naruto: The Otherworldly Cultivator
Anime & Comics · Krio_Genix