As I saw Louis Crawford, one of the reincarnates, the one who put a green hat on the poor little boy I followed, I knew something was about to happen, and something unexpected happen indeed.
As I crawled on the ground beside the boy, I watched Louis undressing the girls and making them do some gawk gawk 3000 on his shaft of seeds that brings Green Hats to the land and saw the boy's eyes becoming enraged, well more enraged than it already was.
And as they were sucking and wucking, I saw Louis making eye contact with the boy and knew that shit was about to go up and the urge to kill Louis was rising and just bring chaos to the world, but I lack knowledge right now so no thank you.
Within an instant, Louis arrived right in front of the village boy which shows his surprising physical strength that is perhaps enhanced with magic, and lifted the boy up from the neck which shouldn't be scientifically possible according to science but this is Fantasy, anything is possible.
"You scumbag, you're the guy from that village," said Louis with a cold gaze that would instill fear to anyone who is a normal human, but I'm immortal so fuck your mother, Louis.
"How are you still alive!?" said Louis as he lifts the boy higher.
"Guh, argh," said the boy as he was literally being choked in mid-air with one fucking arm, like… what the fuck!? He should be dead by now!? Don't ask why I know that certain info.
"Sigh, this is troublesome, a reincarnator like me doesn't need any unexpected situations or mysteries. I only need to live an unparalleled stress-free life in this otherworld, so tell me, why are you still alive?" asked Louis with a smile that brings terror to the boy being choked.
"Why," said the boy with a soft voice.
"Eh? What? I can't hear you. Ah, I gripped a bit too hard" said Louis as he increases his strength for a split second while the other people around us watch in horror, and for me? I was just on the ground watching with curiosity.
What I didn't expect was for the cucked boy to become enraged and shouted. "Why! Why did you have to kill us!? None of them did anything wrong! Every one of us was living peacefully until…"
Huh? They destroyed the boy's village? There was a village near the forest? The fuck?
"Eh? Don't tell me… you're angry?" asked Louis with a confused face, huh, I guess I now know who the villain is.
As Louis Crawford, the green-haired green hat bringer said those words to the cucked boy, I imagined his eyes going to the "anime character going insane mode" in those animes which almost made me laugh my ass off but I held it in for dear life.
"Whatever, can't you answer the question already? Or do you want to die that badly? … And there you go shutting up, haaa~ whatever, you probably just survive by mistake, say bye-bye to your life~" said Louis with a smile while his grip tightened on the cucked boy's neck while I readied myself to go in a rampage and kill a reincarnate and use my new game rule, Cheat Slayer, where I can gain a new cheat if I kill a reincarnate.
"You'll regret it, you NEET bastard," said the boy with mad eyes while I was just there on the ground confused, neet? Is the witch a reincarnate or did the boy reincarnate? Meh, fuck them, I'll stay neutral against any party for now, unless… there is an incentive.
"Huh?" said Louis in confusion.
"Didn't you hear me? I know who you are before you got reincarnated," said the cucky wucky boy, hmm, he's definitely lying.
As they got into a short standstill, I saw Louis's eyes rapidly trembling and was wondering how I would act if I was put into that position? Wait, magic! I could just use some lie detection magic or some bullshit like that if it does exist, stupid I say!
"If you want to know that badly… Why don't you come to have some tea with us?" said the boy with a wide smile and resisted the urge of my right arm that was roaring to pierce through the heavens and gouged out Louis's heart right then and there, but I needed to know this plot!
"…" Louis stayed silent in response and let the dumb boy in my point of view, like bro, why are you opposing a guy who could one-shot you?
"Mmm mmm," said the boy as he turned around and walked out of the room with Louis following behind him while I just crawled on the ground and followed them.
As we got out of the building, the guy's luck seems to shape the world itself that the people didn't know that LOUIS FUCKING CRAWFORD with his GREEN FUCKING HAIR was walking out in the open, like what!?
With the cucky wucky boy in the lead, we went farther and farther from the center of the bustling capital while Louis is still a bit mentally shaken, not willing to threaten the boy any further.
And as we got to the outer edges of the capital, the boy stopped right in front of a house that appears normal to me, and Louis didn't seem to notice anything wrong so I guess it's fine.
We then entered the house and were greeted with the sight of a cozy-looking living room with the witch sitting on the chair with tea laid down on the table.
While I leisurely went to one of the corners of the room, I watch Louis slowly sitting on the chair with a cold gaze while the now useless boy sat on the chair, hah, I knew it, he's just a tool? Or maybe he did a pact with the girl?
"Hello there Louis Crawford," said the girl with a charming smile as her supple crimson red lips complemented her crimson red eyes.
"Talk woman, how do you know about my past life," said Louis as the area around us started to get suffocating and wondered if it is something like Mana Aura.
"Oh calm down, didn't I say that we will talk about this with tea?" said the lady as she chuckled and sipped on some tea.
"If you think your petty tricks would work, think again," said Louis as before I could even process what was happening, I watch a blade of wind appearing in front of Louis that instantly beheaded the lady and now, now was the time I couldn't hold back my laugh.
But before I went into a full-blown laugh, Lady Luck has blessed me again with her grace and stopped myself from laughing as the beheaded lady started to reattach her severed head that floated back to her body while Louis looked at the scene with surprised eyes.
"I told you, Louis, we should talk about this with some tea," said the lady as Louis looked at her with curious eyes and nodded in the end and sat down on the chair and grabbed a cup of tea.
Do I just kill them now? I mean… it isn't impossible for me right now, for Louis I mean. \
After looking at the pros and cons and knowing that Louis will actually just end up being killed by the lady, I just decided to take her kill as mine and give myself a power boost.
And as he drank the tea, I expected him to just get poisoned and die due to his overconfidence and uh…
"Guk!" said Louis as he spat out blood from his mouth and looked at the lady in surprise.
"B- but how! I- I'm wearing my magic tool right now!" said Louis with wide eyes who quickly looked down to see his normal-looking shirt and knew that the lady did something.
"Hehe, sayonara Louis Crawford," said the lady as I watch Louis collapsing to the ground.
"Ha! You think this would be the end! Honda would get notified of my death and would just restart the day and save me from death! You are hopeless witch!" said Louis with a crazed grin.
"Sigh, it seems like you guys don't share anything about yourself with others. Well, I guess if you can die with a peaceful mind… That would be a bit too good for you, just know that Honda's current save point has you already dead in it" said the lady with a gleam in her eyes as Louis's eyes widen in shock while I knew that one of those fuckers is a looper and I would probably get affected by it, eh, I'll just treat it as a challenge.
And as Louis lay down on the ground with wide eyes, I watch his eyes losing their glimmer and tch in my mind on how I wasn't able to steal the kill and gain a surge of exp.
"H- he's dead?" said the cucked boy looking at Louis's dead body on the ground.
"Mmm, we still have 8 more to go. Aren't you excited Lute? We killed a reincarnate that you thought was invincible with just a simple trap" said the lady as she wore a wide grin.
"Gulp, y- yes," said Lute who looked at the dead body of Louis with a shine in his eyes.
"Well let's run away already," said the lady as she muttered some incomprehensible words as a purple portal appeared right in front of them, and before I could know what they were doing, she pulled Lute into the portal while I was left alone with the dead corpse of Louis right in front of me.
"Heh, free Lute, ha!" I said as my pun game was still on point and walked towards the dead Louis and went to grab his face, but the moment I did, I felt it… the connection I have with quirks, the system, the exp, and I instantly knew what I could do.
"H- hahaha! HOLY FUCK!" I said with wide eyes as with one swift motion, I pulled out something deep inside Louis Crawford himself and put it inside me as knowledge flooded my mind, leaving me there standing with shining eyes and a crazed grin.
AN: This is 1731 words, you're welcome.
Also wrote this on the same day as Chapter 61.
The Sword of Damocles hangs above each and everyone one of you with its ever present threat of despair, so send me some power stones with your power of friendship and save the thousands perhaps even millions to come who will read this masterpiece immortalized in the tunnels of time.
(March 22, 2022 – 118th day of writing)