Capítulo 11: House-choosing
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
After all, this was a variety show with children. The interaction between the children, and the interaction between the adults and the children, were the most interesting.
After the host introduced the five groups of guests, he quickly began the program's rhythm.
"Everyone will spend three days and two nights in Duoyu Village. Now, we have to choose a place to stay. As usual, the parents must play games to get the order of choosing the house."
The program flow was different at different shooting locations.
This time, the host didn't show everyone around. Instead, he took out the photos and introduced them one by one.
"Room 1 is a room with a lake view. It's a wooden house built beside the lake and has beautiful scenery."
Gu Miaomiao's eyes immediately lit up.
She turned around and tugged at Gu Che's hand. Her baby voice was filled with excitement, "Second brother, do you think it's easier to catch fish near the lake? We can eat grilled fish, braised fish, steamed fish... slurp."
A handsome man's body stiffened.
He didn't know how to fish.
[She's making me hungry. I'll order a fish with pickled cabbage takeaway now.]
[I want to order too.]
[Didn't anyone notice Gu Che's expression? He instantly stiffened, as if a dark cloud had floated over his head.]
[Gu Che: I don't know how to catch fish!]
[I'm looking forward to Gu Che catching a fish. I guess he'll be drenched and he doesn't catch one. You know what I mean.]
Little dough was still reporting the dishes in a low voice, which made the audience who heard her baby voice laugh out loud.
Gu Che steadied his mind and thought, it's fine if he didn't know how to catch fish. Since his sister likes this house, he'll just snatch it first.
Unlike the brother and sister who were thinking about how to eat, the other four groups of guests had already begun to consider the advantages and disadvantages of the wooden house by the lake.
"It's a bit damp, try not to choose this," Liu man reminded her sister. She was a cool and capable singer, so she didn't show much expression and no one could tell that she was worried.
"A room with a lake view. Dad, we can choose this." Su Hanjiang was a tough guy, but his son, Su Zhaomu, was very soft and cute. He was also a romantic, "It must be very blissful living here."
Tang Tian was a well-known host. He was kind and friendly, but his son was unexpectedly cold.
"I don't like this place. Don't choose it," said the cold Tang Jing in a baby voice.
Zhou Yan's cousin wanted to play with water, so he also wanted to choose this.
"The owner of Room 2 has a lot of chickens and ducks. They're very hospitable and might even slaughter them for you to eat."
Gu Miaomiao's big eyes widened even more.
"Chickens and ducks?"
She subconsciously began to list the dishes, "Roasted chicken, sliced chicken, stewed chicken, roasted duck, roasted duck with bamboo shoots... slurp."
She had thought that she would join the program to cooperate with the show group and promote ancient martial arts. She didn't expect that she could eat so much delicious food. This was too blissful!
Her little body swayed. She was very happy!
[There seem to be little stars floating out of Miaomiao's eyes.]
[What little stars? Those are just roasted chicken and roasted duck.]
[I'm hungry. It's going to be lunch soon, so I'll order takeaway. I'll have braised chicken and rice.]
Gu Che thought that he could try to fight for Room 2 as well.
However, when he heard the names of the dishes his sister told him, he guessed that the cooking methods of chicken and duck in ancient times might not be as common as those in the present. He said, "Actually, there are also big-plate chicken, chili chicken, braised chicken, mashed Taro crispy duck..."
Little dough almost drooled, but she held back.
[This pair of siblings is amazing. Big and small foodies.]
[Didn't they consider that houses that raise chickens and ducks would smell? Can the city people stand the living environment in the countryside?]
[In the eyes of a foodie, all other disadvantages can be ignored.]
Tang Jing and Zhou Jun, the cousin of Zhou Yan, were quite against Room 2.
"Room 3, the village's mansion. It's well decorated and has a flush toilet."
A few of the little guests got excited. The word 'mansion' sounded very attractive.
The emcee realized that Gu Miaomiao was not reporting the names of the dishes. He asked her with a smile, "Miaomiao, don't you like luxury houses?"
"Does the owner have good food?" little dough asked in a baby voice.
"I don't think so," the host said.
The little chubby hand touched her chin. After thinking about it seriously, little dough shook her head, "Miaomiao wants to choose Room 1 or 2."
The host looked at Gu Che, hoping that he would join the discussion. He asked the group with a smile, "But what if your brother wants to choose Room 3?"
Gu Che frowned slightly and said in unison with little dough, "I will follow what he/she wants."
Little dough paused and looked up at Gu Che with a whoosh.
The top celebrity's ears turned red, "Just choose what you like."
In the past, the living conditions were not good at times when he was filming but he was not picky. The most important thing was to make his sister happy.
"Second brother."
Little dough raised its hand, "Hug."
Gu Che hugged her again. Little dough took the initiative to stick to him, "Second brother, you're so nice. Miaomiao likes you a lot."
Boom! Once again, someone's face turned red from the back of his ears to his neck. This time, there was no mask to cover it. The redness on his cold white skin was especially obvious.
[...]
[... This can't be an act.]
[Cool bro, cool bro, what's wrong? Don't be shy!]
[ is this the real top celebrity? Cool is just a character, but he's a shy person?]
[I love the contrast.]
[It's an act. It's all an act. After all, he's won the Best Actor Award before.]
[Hater, get lost. You usually criticize him for having no acting skills, and now you're saying that he was the best actor and that everything was an act. How shameless.]
[Didn't any of you want to stick to little dough? I want to!]
Another golden bullet screen appeared.
[You're not allowed!]
Room 4 was a garden room with many flowers. Room 5 was a fruit tree house with a large courtyard. The owner had planted many common local fruit trees, some of which had already borne fruit.
The game was about to start. Gu Che lowered his head and asked, "Which one do you choose?"
"Number one, two, or five!"
Little dough clenched its fists, "It's a good house as long as there's food!"
"Roger."
In the first episode, the show was still very restrained. The house-choosing game was not that difficult.
"All parents, pretend to be an elephant and turn 20 times on the spot. If you reach the finish line first, your child will have priority in choosing the house."
Su Chaomu jumped, "Dad, you can do it! We want a room with a lake view or a flower garden!"
[Actually, I can't imagine a tough guy living in a lake view room or a garden room.]
[How did a tough guy give birth to a sweet child?]
[He probably learned it from his mother. Unfortunately, his mother is an outsider and doesn't go on shows.]
The young guests were all cheering on the parents.
But they had different performances.
Su Chaomu was very lively, Liu Yue was very quiet, and Tang Jing was like a cold little boss. "Go," he said calmly.
As for Zhou Jun, he was full of confidence, "My brother will definitely be first!"
Gu Miaomiao glanced at him and then at Zhou Yan.
This person looked so weak. Would he fall later?
She retracted her gaze in disgust and looked at her second brother, who was also full of confidence.
"Miaomiao's brother must be super powerful!"
Gu Che was immediately filled with fighting spirit.
Looking at that handsome face, they only thought that he was cool and cold. No one knew that he was screaming in his heart.
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