When Yogiri opened his eyes he was met face-to-face with a ceiling. Along with that an influx of memories filled his brain.
He had kept the same name and appearance and was miraculously put into the world as a 17-year-old with no living relatives. Yet he had enough money from his parent's will to live his life in comfort.
As he shrugged off the convenient backstory he began to sit up. His attention was later caught by the ringing sound coming from the phone on the table next to his bed.
Picking it up the screen brightened to display a notification from an app called 'Omni dimensional group chat.'
'So this is the surprise. Well, it should be fun.' Yogiri thought as a smile overtook his lips.
Using his thumb he clicked on the notification and was instantly brought to something that looked like a default messenger app with a lot more functions and icons.
.
.
.
{Admin, A Horny Teen, has joined the chat.}
{Member, Forever 16, has joined the chat.}
{Member, Immortal Loli, has joined the chat.}
{Member, Absolute Filth, has joined the chat.}
{Member, Sadistic Transformer, has joined the chat.}
.
.
.
(Forever 16): Sorry I'm not interested in purchasing your private pictures. Please delete my number.
(A Horny Teen): Funny how that's your first response.
(Sadistic Transformer): 'Sadistic Transformer' huh? I'd love to meet the one who gave me such a nickname.
{Welcome to the TWD Omni Dimensional Group chat. You have been gathered from all across the multiverse in a chance to go on adventures and earn rewards while you do it.}
{The functions of this group chat include: The messenger board where group members can chat freely. A shop where you can, with points earned from missions and rewards, buy absolutely anything. A once-a-day gacha that has various prizes ranging from water bottles to pencils that can alter reality. A web browser that allows you to view information from all across the multiverse.}
{Rules:
Do not attempt to physically/mentally harm any member of the chat room, failure will result in punishment.
Do not sabotage missions purposely, failure will result in punishment.
-----Read more-----
{Other functions can be requested or will be added at a later date.}
{Some events will have choices, in these cases, the final say will fall under the Admin.}
(Absolute Filth): What is this? A new magic tool?
(Forever 16): What teenage fantasy did I get caught up in?
(A Horny Teen): I can probably answer a few questions, ask away.
(Forever 16): Okay then, for starters who are you?"
(A Horney Teen): Yogiri Takatou, I guess I'm the admin.
(Sadistic Transformer): And why exactly are you the admin?
(A Horny Teen): Hmm, don't feel like telling you.
(Sadistic Transformer): Quite bold aren't you if this so-called group chat can do what it say's I'd love to meet you face to face.
(A Horny Teen): Really live up to your nickname huh?"
(Sadistic Transformer): The fact that it's able to read me so well is enough for me not to dismiss it completely as fake.
(Absolute Filth): I don't think I'm following, what is a multiverse?
(Forever 16): The idea that multiple universes exist in a group and make up all of creation.
(A Horny Teen): You took my role...
(Absolute Filth): Such a thing isn't in Eris's teachings?
(Sadistic Transformer): It's not implausible
(Forever 16): Still, how are we supposed to believe any of this?"
(A Horny Teen): Well, I can think of a few ways. The easiest would be if you told me your name.
(Forever 16): No offense but I'm not sending my name to a bunch of strangers.
(Sadistic Transformer): I'll bite. Call me Nemesis.
{A Horny Teen sent a file. (To love-ru- Nemesis)}
(Forever 16): A fandom link? Are you saying in your world she is a part of an anime or something?
(A Horny Teen): You are perceptive.
(Absolute Filth): I'm still lost.
{A Horny Teen changed his name to Yogiri.}
(Yogiri): Give it time, all will soon be revealed.
(Forever 16): The girl was right though, whatever the case whoever made these nicknames clearly knows how to mock people.
(Yogiri): So Nemesis are you satisfied?
(Sadistic Transformer): So it's not lying huh? This...has made things a lot more interesting.
(Forever 16): Tsukasa Tsukuyomi, that is my name.
(Yogiri): Starting to believe are you?
{Yogiri sent a file (Tonikaku Kawaii-Tsukasa Tsukuyomi)}
(Sadistic Transformer): A 16-year-old who was forced to drink an elixir that made her immortal. Ever since then she has been looking for a way to meet Kaguya on the moon.
(Sadistic Transformer): Your nickname sure does match doesn't it?
(Absolute Filth): Wait! Seriously? What about me?
{Yogiri sent a file (Konosuba-Darkness)}
(Sadistic Transformer): NOW I REALLY WANT TO MEET YOU.
(Absolute Filth): Such a disgraceful description.
{The first quest has been activated.}
{Quest: Free the remaining group member from her confines. (1/2) Meet in person (2/2)}
{Description: The last group member is unable to communicate due to being imprisoned free her. Max people allowed: 1. (1/2) Choose a member's world to go to for a meet and greet. (2/2)}
{Accept} {Deny}
{Rewards: 100 TWD points}
(Yogiri): I'll go.
{Sadistic Transformer changed her name to Nemesis.}
(Nemesis): I think I'm starting to understand why your nickname was 'A Horny Teen.'
(Yogiri): What could you possibly mean?
(Yogiri): The rest of you fine with that?
{Forever 16 changed her name to Tsukasa.}
(Tsukasa): Yes.
(Absolute Filth): I guess... I'm still confused about what's happening.)
(Nemesis): Go have your fun. I'll help our friend here.
Looking at that last message Yogiri stands up and takes the small game system that also sat on the nightstand.
He was satisfied seeing a Pokemon game already inserted. If there was one thing he enjoyed it was grindy games that he could play past the main storyline. It was his top 4 in importance.
Grabbing a backpack he began storing all he would need for the quest. Along with that he also reapplied all his seals.
Finally done he zipped up the bag before pressing accept on the quest.
He wasn't ashamed to admit his reason for being the one to save the other group member. This time around after his multi-eon sex marathon with Mio he felt particularly hedonistic. He wouldn't throw up a chance to gain the affection of a girl.