Capítulo 4: Weapon of 10.000 years of death!
"It'd be weird not going in with a river in front waiting for us." Luffy
"For you maybe..." Nami puts her hands on her hips.
"No what he says is right. There is no use worrying about it so let's just go!" Zoro
"I'll protect you Nami-swan~!" Sanji
"H-hey, guys! I think I developed the 'better not visit this island' disease!" Usopp
"Hehehe, we will have some fun here!" I snicker, giving Vivi bad vibes.
As we sail into the river delta, I walk towards Braum, poking him.
"Hey Braum, wake up! We are arriving soon."
"Ah! Life is good, no?" Braum looks at me with a smile.
"Yup. Well soon we will arrive on an island of bounty hunters. They will try to feed and drink us to sleep." Lynx
"Hahaha, nothing can compare to our milk with anti-freeze! They will lose the battle, hahaha!" Braum laughs.
Facepalming I just continue to explain.
"Well, just pretend to fall asleep with the others. We will have some fighting exercise at night."
"So first we eat and then we fight? Good to get some exercise after a meal!" Braum
I turn to face the others.
"Everyone! Vivi will be pretending to be our hostess here, so call her miss Wednesday so we don't blow her cover... Luffy, don't talk about Vivi at all."
"Wha- why?" Luffy puckers his lips in displeasure.
"Because you will call her real name without thinking." I give him a deadpan look.
"That's not true! I won't call Vivi by her name!" Luffy
We all stare at him judgingly even Vivi.
"Ok, I will make sure he won't say anything." Nami hits Luffy's head.
After getting her to promise me that I walk a bit farther away.
"Alright Vivi! Your job is to act as our hostess. You tell that to Igaram, get Carue onto our ship, inform Igaram that the two of you were exposed to mr 0- yea I know who he is. Tell Igaram to escape but he should check the boat for any bombs while we will take you by another route to Alabasta." I quietly explain to Vivi.
Her face color drains so much, that she is white as snow. Her koala strength is leaving her as she is slowly sliding down. I lower myself so she sits down without falling.
"But remember! Do everything as I told you or Alabasta will be lost to that sand bastard." Lynx
Vivi thinks about it while looking at the floor. Resolve floods into her head until she gazes up to me.
"Play hostess, get Carue, inform Igaram, tell him to escape and check for bombs and leave with you? That's all, right?" Vivi
Smiling, I pull her up and slap her perky ass slightly making her jump a bit.
"That's the princess for you! Show your determination and we will take down the sandy-ass for you."
She grabs her butt and giving me a blushing stink eye before walking towards the other Strawhats.
...
Docking at the town with all the people around us cheering. We slowly walk down the board with Vivi and Luffy leading.
With a confident air Vivi bows a bit towards Igaram.
"Hello mayor Igarappoi! As I was doing a mission, I have stumbled onto these fine heroes of the seas and decided to invite them as a hostess to show our hospitality!" Vivi
"Ah! Mi-mi-mi-mi! That is very nice of you miss Wednesday! Hello everyone! I am mayor of Whisky peak- Igarappoi! This must feel weird to you, but our island is famous for our musicians and ale-brewing. We pride ourselves on our hospitality." Igaram comes closer with his saxophone and weird-ass hairdo.
"We pride ourselves on our ale and have an ocean of it. We would love to hear the tales of your adventures. Would you be so kind to join... Mi-mi-mi! A celebration in your honor?" Igaram.
"... Mister you curled your hair way too much..." Luffy
"BUT YOU BET WE WOULD!!!" Sanji, Usopp and Luffy already start to party.
I bump Braums side.
"See that? That's how most idiots walk into a den of a tiger." I point at the three.
"That's why you always bring Braum! Hahaha!" Braum hits his chest with a laugh, making me smile too.
Braum is still carrying his shield while I took the stolen baton and strapped it on my back for now.
'This is the best weapon I have right now... I will start making my bow and sabres when we sail.' Lynx
...
Inside the establishment, our group started to do it's own thing.
Zoro and Nami are having a drinking game against the bounty hunters.
Luffy and Braum are facing them in an eating contest, burning through four cooks in the first hour.
Usopp is enjoying himself by telling stories and lies while Sanji is in the middle of 20 women.
"Ah miss Wednesday! Would you be so kind to lead me to the mayor, so I can thank him for the hospitality?" I ask Vivi with a smile.
"Of course! We would gladly recieve you thanks in a more private room." Vivi leads me and beckons Igaram to an isolated room.
Inside it Igaram already prepared his saxophone.
"Wait Igarappoi! Not now!" Vivi
The bullets raise dust after impacting the wall... Door!
"My my~ That's not very hospitable Igaram. Even when we are here to help!" I raise Braums door shield that I summoned and reveal myself unscatched.
"Damn, this is a nice ability! Summoning my guys, their items and abilities! Well gotta return it!" I let go of the shield as it disappears into the air.
"Wha-Wa-What are you?! And how do you know my name?! Miss Wednesday!!" Igaram
"Just LISTEN first!" Vivi yells.
"All right Igaram, stop playing the agent. Like I said, we are here to help!" Lynx
"And why should we trust you?" Igaram
"Because right now they are our only chance!" Vivi declared, making Igaram look at me with confusion.
"Well your undercover mission was blown up. sandy-ass knows you know about him and already sent miss Valentine and mr 5 here to clean you up." To my words Igaram makes a shocked face.
"Now! I saved Vivi's life already and is now bound to me. For a friend we will do our best to help her. For now, you will continue what we are doing. You lead the fight against Zoro and who else is awake. You all will be defeated, since you are too weak but at that time take the eternal pose to Alabasta, take miss Monday with you and act as a decoy!" Lynx
"NO! There is no way I'm letting that happen!" Vivi screamed at me before I put a finger on her mouth.
"Now remember! Have a life boat with you and check for bombs. As you will act as a decoy, the ship will be blown up, so you escape with the lifeboat. We will defeat the two idiots and go on route with the normal log pose. Any questions?" Lynx
"Why do you know all this and why it would work?" Igaram
"Because Baroque Works members of higher rank are slobs. They are too lazy to bother with smaller things. For the reason I know this... You don't need to know. As soon you will see that everything will happen like I told you. Do you accept?" I extend my hand to Igaram.
"Mi-mi-mi! It's a deal, but you better keep her safe!" Igaram shakes my hand.
First Igaram leaves, while I nudge Vivi to do so too.
I turn back to the room and somehow feel anxious...
"Nico Robin, you are listening aren't you." Lynx
Silence is stil present without any answer.
"Heh, I know you are here Robin... Or should I call you miss All sunday?" I smirk at the room.
A mouth conjures on the wall with an eye and ear.
"My my, we have someone quite observant here~ Might want to tell me how you knew?" Robin
"Wouldn't you like to know~ But let's skip these games, you up for a deal too?" Lynx
"Oh? And what do you have to offer?" Robin
"Freeing you from Crocodile and the World government." Lynx
"... And how do you plan to do that?" Robin
"Easy! We will grow fast and with my abilities, you and us will be safe." Lynx
"... Can you prove that? What is you abilities?" Robin
"I can summon strong people to help, I can also use their abilities. I can also put a summoning lasso on a person and I can save them from any danger."
The wall face stared at me for a solid minute before continuing.
"If I choose to trust you, what do I need to do?" Robin
"For now pretend that you are an enemy and blow up the decoy without taking care of Igaram and miss Monday. Later when we arrive at Alabasta provide me with the information about the situation. After we defeat sandy-ass Croccy sneak on out ship and join our crew." Lynx
"That's not that much. Why do you want me to join you?" Robin
I grin at the wallface.
"Because I quite like you~ A person cursed by the world for having knowledge. I want you to live with us smiling and laughing, to spite the world just because." Lynx
"That's all?" Robin
"Do I need anymore of a reason? Isn't annoying your enemies one of the most fun things to do?" Lynx
The face closes its yes and chuckles.
"You are quite interesting. Fine I'll accept! But you better be strong enough to defend me by that time!" The face retreats into the wall.
"...."
'Thank you guts! I just saved my own ass by probing for Robin! Well gotta go back.' I turn around and leave the room.
Returning back, I start to play with my powers to feel them better. After waving my arm a shining lasso appears, but no one seems to notice it.
'Hm? So it's invisible?' I swipe my hand towards Zoro but the lasso bounces from his head like there is something obstructing it.
'So conscious people are unable to be tamed? Vivi was more or less unconscious when I put it on her...' I try conjuring two lassos.
'There is some energy split from my body, but it returns when the lasso fails? Let's say... That I have enough energy for one more lasso? This means I can have five people summoned currently. I will be able to get more, since I can feel that there is more energy than before. Will have to try capture someone later."
I stand up and join our guys with partying and later pretend to sleep.
...
After a bit I hear some fighting.
"Oh, it seems that we are already fighting? Well let's leave the fight to Zoro. Nami! This is you chance to rob the bounty hunters!" Lynx
Nami perks up looking sober from her table.
"Braum, can you take all the sleeping idiots to the ship?" Lynx
"Sure, why are friends for!" Braum throws Luffy, Usopp and Sanji onto his shield before carrying them off.
"Now remember Nami. You have got only about twenty minutes." I warn her before sneaking out.
I keep hiding in the shadows of the buildings while avoiding the bounty hunters chasing after Zoro.
Soon I hear some explosions in the distance... MY PREY HAS COME!
Hiding in the building I await the two agents. Footsteps are closing in and near the door. Just as they pass I quietly sneak in behind them and-
"THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!" I aim my baton and thrust it at mr 5's ass.
Mr 5's face scrunches, with his sunglasses falling down. with a speechless expression.
"Summon shield! UNBREAKABLE!" The shield appears in my other hand beneath the baton and the shield extends, shoving the baton deeper, sending the poor sucker flying into the air from his body ricocheting away.
"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
"Damn, he flew far! I should rename it into Ten thousand years of death!" I look at the sky observing my handywork.
"..." Miss Valentine just stares at me in horror from what I just did.
Glancing at her I smile.
"Oh! Mikita! You know one thing? Mr 0 is Crocodile!" I give her a shit eating grin as I look at her.
"WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?" She grabs my collar and shakes me hard.
"Hahaha too late! They already have our potraits!" I point at the two unluckies. The otter even shows me the potraits before leaving.
"YOU BASTARD! What am I supposed to do now?!" Mikita keeps shaking me.
"Consecutive blows!" I backhand bitchslap her to the floor, covering her with some frost.
Before she can come out of shock, I sit on her while slapping her a three more times. The consecutive blows stack and she becomes stunned.
I conjure another lasso and put it around her neck, capturing her. This time some memory gets refreshed.
'When capturing a summon I can give them a command! When I captured Vivi, I wanted her to hold on me- her behavior changed to want to hang onto me... And if i defeat the said person, I can even affect their mind one way! Oh I know what I want with this sadist!'
"You will become a masochist in love with me! Now wake up!" I give her another slap to wake her up.
"Eh? What? What happened?" She looks around confused.
I grab her face and from up close grin at her.
"Hello there. Had a fun sleep?" Lynx
She looks away in panic with blush on her face.
"I-uh? Did you do something to me?" She asks kinda shyly.
"Knocked some sense into you? Maybe. So what will you do now?" Lynx
"Um... What are you planning to do with me?" She glanced at me before hurriedly looking away again.
"You have nowhere else to go, so let's go with winner takes all. You are now mine to do as I please." My words make her shudder and she blushes even more.
"So... Ma-master?" She bites her lip as she looks up.
"Good girl!" I stand up, pull her up before giving her one good slapp to het juicy lemon ass.
"AHN!" She covers her mouth in panic.
"Don't worry. You are now part of us! Now follow me." Lynx
I send back the shield before runnin of where mr 5 landed with his ass in the air and the baton sticking out like a flag. Putting my leg on him, I pull it out with him letting out a groan.
"I will have to wash this throughly... I don't want this guy so I don't care. Let's go!" Lynx
"Yes!" Mikita obediently runs behind me.
Soon I found everyone downed besides Vivi, Igaram and Zoro.
"Igaram! Everything is ready! Go with Monday! Zoro! Vivi! Let's go!" Lynx
I attract the gazes of everyone before they look weirdly at me.
"You already recruited another member?" Zoro
"WHY ARE YOU WITH MISS VALENTINE?!" Igaram and Vivi screamed in shock.
"Well, I defeated her and made her hear who mr 0 is. SO now she became my minion in exchange for survival." I explain, while she nods with a blush.
The blush doesn't escape Vivi as she sharpens her eyes at her new rival.
"But where is mr 5 then?" Igaram looks doubtingly.
"Back there somewhere. I defeated him in such a way that 10.000 deaths would be more welcome." Lynx
The group looks at me weirdly before they focus their eyes on Mikita. She wiggles around while covering her butt. Igaram and Zoro shift their gazes to my baton, to see a good chunk shine from the moonlight.
They both shuddered and crossed gazes.
'Rule 1: NEVER PISS THIS GUY OFF IF YOU VALUE YOUR ANUS!'
"Well anyway! Everything is finished, so let's go!" I turn around and pat the back of my neck visibly.
Igaram only looked stupidly when he suddenly saw Vivi happily rushing past, jumping and landing on her spot on my back. Vivi then turns to Mikita, pulls down an eyelid and sticking out a tongue at her. Mikita grabs my hand and stuck her tongue back.
"... Mi-mi-mi-mi! EEEEEEHHH?" Igarams eyes bulged out and his jaw fell all the way on the floor.
"C'mon Zoro! Follow or you will get lost!" Lynx
"Who will get lost, you asshole!" Zoro screams and runs after me.
"Hahaha! You!" I start running with the two girls in tow.
"Nami! We are done! Get beack to the ship!" I yell at the houses.
Nami pokes her head out, before joining us four in our run. As she comes closer she raises an eyebrow at me.
"Another one? Again?" Nami
"My words exactly." Zoro
"Dude! She is useful! She ate the kilo-kilo fruit and can make herself weightless or increase her weight to 10 tons! She has killer moves!" I grab Zoro over the shoulders and whisper into his ear "And we can also use her as a adjustable training weight that doesn't take much space." Lynx
He stares at me, judgin if I'm serious until he thinks about it. He grins.
"Nice! But let me borrow when I exercise too!" Zoro
"Better treat her nice at that time!" Lynx
We arrive at the ship, and everyone is already awake.
"What happened?? I want to party more!" Luffy
"The town was actually made our of bounty hunters. They tried to capture us for the bounty." Zoro
"EEEEEEEHHHH???" Luffy, Sanji and Usopp.
Walking to the edge of the boat I look at the horizon. There an explosion occurs on the open sea.
"Guys, I took care of my things. Luffy, we need to go before the island explodes!" Lynx
"WHAT WHY WILL THE ISLAND EXPLODE?!" Luffy
"Where is Carue?!" Vivi
"Who is Carue?!" Sanji
"The giant duck." I answer them.
"Oh? My new friend? He is fine!" Braum calls while hugging the giant duck over the neck.
"Ok, Nami we need to go! Baroque Works will blow this all up!" Lynx
And that was everything Nami needed to know.
"Move your asses! Raise the anchor, release he sails, Put back the baton for steering!" Nami
"Oh right! One minute!" I jump off wash the baton in the river and wipe it on some random cloth in the port.
"Ok, I'm back!" I go insert the baton in the place and await instructions.
"Why did he need to wash it?" Usopp asks with an raised eyebrow.
"Usopp... Never truly piss Lynx off... You will regret it dearly." Zoro shuddered.
"It was called 10.000 years of death. And I DEFINITELY don't want to ever experience it." Mikita covers her butt again from seein it.
"Oh right! Who are you my fair lady?" Sanji
"She is Mikita. Another foe turned over to our side." Lynx
"I love you Lynx! Bring in even more girls for me~" Sanji wiggles weirdly.
"Luffy! Everything is ready!" Nami
"Sail out! Kishishishishi!" Luffy laughs as we sail away from the island.
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