Capítulo 21: Screw this shit

Where did Acedia teleport to?

Of course back to Siduri. Why did he go back to Siduri?

He had a stupid but really cool idea. Where are they all going? Exactly Tatooine. Who lives on Tatooine? A crime lord named Jabba. What could Jabba be used for? Yes, everything.

So Acedia made a second Identity. The plan was to destroy Jabba's entire group, then after that make him subservient and then make him into a puppet ruler. Typical cultivator-type shit.

Acedia's thoughts were: [Anyway let us go over thew to be created secret Identity. The name must be edgy. Looks...Nah he just wears an armor that hides all features. Just Hippity Hoppity their armor from another character. Powers? Let's go with superior Intelligence. In other words, make droids in the pub and say you make them. The droids will just be Space Marine as droids. So they will still scream "FOR THE EMPEROR" and they will be hella racist against Xenos. Though racism is bad....whatever it's against Xenos, it's fine I guess. Oh, damn that's racist... But I won't say racist things so it should be fine. Now to the character settings... let's go with Prince whose Planet got blown up by Xenos. Yes, that would also explain the racism part of the Droids. Perfect.]

For some reason Acedia then began to talk to himself: "Then my other identity will create an empire and that empire will join the separatist. While I join the Republic. I will become the right-hand man of Palpi and my fake persona the right-hand man of Sidious and I will play lord syphilis, I mean Sidious like a fiddle. As of right-hand man I will change order 66 from kill all Jedi to. Ey yo Acedia is pretty chill, let's make him our supreme leader. HAHAHAHA! This will be awesome. Ok now to the character design."

Then Acedia wrote a lot of stuff on a white sheet of paper.

Name: Bob Uchia/ Lord Uchia (If someone calls him bob he will kill said person)

Armour: Hippity Hoppity Fallen Knight Set from Dark souls 3 is now Bob's property

Ability: Smort

Personality: Holy shit that guy is crazy to lock him up.

Acedia then created some fake Space marines. He is a lazy fucker so he copy-pasted the Black Consuls. And they are a Loyalist Space Marine Chapter that was a Second Founding Successor or Primogenitor Chapter of the Ultramarines. An ancient tome of knowledge known as the Mythos Angelica Mortis lists it as one of the 20 Chapters of Astartes founded to make up the Astartes Praeses -- an ever-vigilant Space Marine task force assigned to guard the regions of the Imperium surrounding the Eye of Terror.

Known as the least compromising of the Primogenitor Chapters, and brooking no deviation from the tenets laid down in the sacred Codex Astartes, the members of this Chapter, whose history is rich with battles won, are stern and uncompromising, with a history of xenophobia and unusually brutal combat tactics for an Ultramarines Successor Chapter.

(yep I copy-pasted it from https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Consuls).

Acedia: "Yeah looks good. Now to Bob's weaponry. Well just give him Kylos lightsabre. Kylo sucks, but his lightsabre is sick. Yeah good enough." And then Acedia stopped creating...stuff and teleported back to the Naboo ship with a smile on his face. The moment they land on Tatooine he will change outfits and slay some bitches.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Author here next chapter comes in a couple of hours...gotta get my grades for my final exam/Abitur.