Capítulo 34: Chapter 34: Cards also have a shelf life (drumsticks~)

Want Want Killer Group!

　　 "Head, after a simple examination by the doctor, it was discovered that the blood stab's body was stirred into a pot of porridge by some force, and it was completely dead."

　　 A killer was shocked to report the results of dark night's physical examination to the killer commander.

　　 "All the internal organs are shattered?"

　　 The killer commander was shocked, "King, it is really terrible. Who of you saw King taking action this time?"

　　 The other assassins such as cold fronts and sharp blades shook their heads.

　　 The killer commander sighed sadly: "Another murder is invisible. He is really much more terrifying than our killer."

Jingle Bell!

　　 The phone directed by the killer rang suddenly.

"Hey, boss F, hello, yes, we failed again, but we have saved most of our combat power, please give us another chance, next time, we will kill the king, ok, thank you for your trust Don't worry, we have already figured out the next method to deal with King. This time, he is dead."

　　 (In the killer world, in order to protect employer information, they usually use code names to address employers.)

　　The killer commanded to hang up.

　　 Leng Feng stepped forward and asked, "Head, when have we figured out a way to deal with king?"

The killer commander glared at Leng Feng: "Idiot, how can I make money without lying in business?" He smiled coldly, "Besides, I already have a little eyebrow for the way to deal with the king. Let the big guy rest and kill the king in a few days. ."

　　 "Yes, head!"

　　...

　　 Somewhere in the world.

　　 "Huh, what right does waste have to make me trust you? Chuck, I heard that there is a killer star named Sonic rising up in the killer world recently?"

"Yes, sir."

　　 "Well, invite him to help me kill someone, the price is one billion."

"Yes, sir."

　　 The room fell into silence again.

　　...

　　 "What? The Vaccine Man card expires in five days?"

　　 M City, Wang Feng was stunned at King's home. He just received a warm reminder from the system that the vaccine provider had expired and was scrapped in five days.

　　 "Ding, the retention period of each weirdo card is one month, and it will be discarded when it expires."

　　 "Wait a minute, the system, is there a way to keep the card?"

　　 That is the Vaccine Man card. The first four-star card he owns is also one of the only two cards now. It possesses powerful power. How can it be said that it will expire when it expires!

　　 "Ding, if you want to renew, please recharge."

　　"..."

　　 Is this sentence so familiar? Hey, webmaster, help me charge two dollars!

　　 Wang Feng asked again: "How much money can be recharged to make a four-star card become a permanent card?" There are more than one million in his card, so I don't know if it will be enough.

"Ding, the system recharges the card to recharge, consumes a one-star card to recharge the target card for one week, consumes a two-star card to recharge the target card for two weeks... Consume a five-star card to recharge the target card for five Week time."

　　 "Ding, warm reminder: The cards collected by this system cannot be saved forever!"

　　"..."

　　 To put it simply, it's card swapping!

If he has a star card, he can recharge the Vaccine Man card for renewal, however... However, his current net worth only has two four-star cards, and he cannot consume the Desire Judge's card to renew the Vaccine Man card, because It's not worth it. To some extent, the ability of the Desire Adjudicator's card is much better than that of the Vaccine Man.

　　 Desire Judge:

　　Background: Because the desire of mankind is getting bigger and bigger, in order to satisfy the desire, he constantly destroys the environment, in order to obliterate mankind and the harmful civilization created by mankind, weird people born by the will of the earth.

　　 Skills: Judgment: All human beings with "appetite", "sex (river crab) desire" and "killing thought" will be deprived of consciousness and fall into a vegetative state.

　　Although there is only one solitary skill, this skill is like a bug for humans, and it is as strong as a superalloy black light and it falls to the ground in an instant.

　　 It's a pity that the BUG's desire arbiter met BUG's Saitama and was blown by a punch by Saitama.

Wang Feng was very emotional: "Saitama, really is strong enough to break the rules, uh, yes, a few days have passed, I don't know if the express delivery to Saitama last time has arrived, the express delivery in this world is so slow that I want to beat it. People!"

　　 He turned on the computer and checked the mailing, and found that the gift had been mailed. He imagined Saitama's expression after opening the package, um, beautiful.

Hey-hey!

　　 After entertaining himself, he cleaned up and prepared to go out. Xiqi called him and asked him to shoot a group of hero public service advertisements at a designated location in M City.

Of course, he also hopes to meet the ghost-level weird when going out, and use the vaccine man card to clean it up, that is, not to waste the vaccine man card, but also collect the strange man card with a certain strength, so that he can maintain the resistance to the weird.

　　...

at the same time.

　　Z City, no man's land, downstairs of the Saitama Apartment.

　　 The car brakes.

boom!

　　 The package landed.

　　 "Saitama, you have arrived by post."

　　 The postman yelled.

　　 Suddenly!

　　 The car leaves.

This time is obviously more proficient than last time. The post office car stayed for less than half a minute from beginning to end. The name of the ghost zone is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Ren Saitama and the sender Hong Lingjing died earlier, so that he would not have to risk his life to deliver the post every time.

　　 "Huh? What about people? Who called me? Hey, is there anyone? Who called me just now?"

　　Saitama opened the door to the corridor and looked down. There was no one downstairs, only the marks left by two brakes. "Eh, that is... a package? Is it mailed to me? Is it another gift from a fan?"

　　His dead fish eyes were shining, he flipped over from the corridor railing, jumped down, stepped on his slippers to the front of the package, and it said "Saitama Shou" on it.

　　 "Hey, another fan sent me a gift."

He was overjoyed. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com rushed back to the room with the package. Although he was a hero out of interest, he was also happy to be able to reap fans, because it was not just a fan gift, but also a heavy one. Recognition.

　　 Click!

He removed the outer shell of the package, revealing the exquisite gift box inside, and carefully opened the gift box. In the exquisite gift box, several bottles of well-known brand shampoo were neatly placed-confident and soft, long-lasting anti-dandruff Qingyang, Head & Shoulders with better hair...

　　 Saitama looked dazed: "Wash...shampoo!?"

He only felt the muscles on his face beating, and the word "Tic" came out directly from his temples, which was a prelude to going violently. He resisted the collapsed mentality and stiffly picked up the piece of paper in the gift box:

　　Dear Saitama, what should I say? I feel I owe you too much and I can't get anything back. I decided to mail you a few bottles of shampoo full of heart after thinking hard. Men can have no hair, but they must wash their hair, because when there is no hair, your dandruff will be exposed. If you don't take care of it seriously, you will be disgusted. Besides, only by washing your hair carefully can your bald head continue to shine and attract people's attention, and be a brilliant...little sun!

　　 Signer: Handsome guy with hair!

　　 "Ah! Ah! Ah~"

　　Saitama turned into a runaway state who missed the sale, and suddenly tore the note to pieces and spilled it into the air. It turned out that the gift was mailed by that handsome guy with hair last time? Why am I so angry? Is it great to have hair? Although I am bald, I am stronger. Can you get stronger if you have hair? Can?

　　 I am a bald head!

　　 (king: It's great to have hair. You are a bald head after three years of exhausting exercise to become the strongest, and I became the strongest when I was eating, drinking, and having fun lying down. Well, it turns out that I still have hair!)

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