Obito formed a series of hand seals, his voice steady and clear.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
Two identical clones suddenly appeared, standing in a row beside him.
Might Guy tugged excitedly at his pants, his eyes sparkling with anticipation.
"Three Obitos? This is going to be amazing!"
In the stands—
The Third Hokage sipped his tea, a trace of surprise flickering across his face.
"Little Obito has grown skilled enough to use Shadow Clones so proficiently?"
Beside him, Kisuke wore an odd expression, his tone tinged with disbelief.
"Obito? That kid? Back at the Academy, he couldn't even manage the Basic Clone Jutsu. But Shadow Clones? He's learned those fast."
Something about it didn't sit right.
Then again, Kisuke mused, the shinobi world wasn't exactly bound by logic.
The Third Hokage chuckled, thoroughly enjoying his tea as he nodded approvingly.
"Not bad. Not bad at all..."
Little did he know, his amusement wouldn't last much longer.
On the arena floor—
Obito faced Guy with a serious expression.
"Guy, the next technique I'm about to show you is terrifying. Be prepared to handle it carefully."
Guy's face flushed crimson, his youthful energy bubbling over.
"Obito, you saying that just makes me even more excited!"
"Ah, my youth is about to ignite like never before!"
Obito gave a solemn nod.
"Alright then!"
With Guy's consent, he mentally prepared himself, clasping his hands together.
For this move, I'll channel the spirit of the greats—Teacher Kura, Teacher Hodo, Teacher Ozawa... It's decided. Time to astonish everyone!
"Sexy Jutsu!"
A cloud of smoke billowed and dissipated, revealing three women standing on the stage.
Though their beauty wasn't exactly otherworldly, they exuded a captivating charm that was impossible to ignore.
Their figures weren't outrageously curvaceous, yet they inspired longing in every onlooker.
Their innocent yet enticing demeanor stirred something primal, an inexplicable magnetism radiating from them.
The arena fell into utter silence.
The men were dumbstruck, the women confused.
What... in the world was this jutsu?
Was this even allowed to be viewed freely in public?
"Pfft!"
The Third Hokage choked, tea spraying from his mouth directly onto Kisuke's face.
Kisuke: "???"
Hmm… Nice tea! Smooth, rich, sweet, refreshing!
Rin stood frozen, her mouth slightly ajar as she stared at Obito, completely dumbfounded.
"Obito... What is he doing?"
Kakashi sighed heavily, one hand covering his face.
"This idiot..."
A flood of unpleasant memories from training days past surged into his mind, unbidden and unstoppable, almost making his head spin.
Shikayu buried his face in his hands, silently disowning Obito in his mind.
I don't know this guy. So many people are watching... He's embarrassing the entire village!
Ryoko glanced at the stage, her self-esteem taking a direct hit.
"Am I… really that small...?"
Nagano's gaze was locked on the women, unblinking. A bold thought crept into his mind, and his smile turned slightly... inappropriate.
On the stage—
Obito's face remained deadly serious.
The Sexy Jutsu requires both form and spirit to succeed.
He had the form down, but to perfect the technique, he needed the spirit.
Memories of countless poses flashed through his mind as he adjusted his stance, his movements becoming more fluid and alluring.
Konohagakure's secrets... unveiled!
The three scantily clad women on the stage began executing complicated, physically demanding poses, each more outrageous than the last.
Gasps rippled through the crowd.
"The people of Konoha... truly unfathomable!"
"What terrifying ninjutsu! We've never even heard of such techniques before!"
"Scandalous! A test-taker performing that in public just to pass!"
"Hey, your phrasing is spot-on! Care to join the Water Country News Division? We could use your talent. Salary negotiable."
"This is disgraceful... Hey! You in front! Sit down already, you're blocking my view!"
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